What's messing with your groove?

#4399 Cougar

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 09:26 AM

Aptorian, on 28 May 2010 - 06:34 AM, said:

How can you tell?

Simeon is too slim.

I AM A TWAT

#4400 Aptorian

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 09:40 AM

The sideburns add ten pounds.

#4401 Gothos

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 09:45 AM

Aptorian, on 28 May 2010 - 06:34 AM, said:

How can you tell?

I can tell from a few pixels and having done a few shops in my time.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#4402 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 10:21 AM

Verily doth this tapestry look shopp'd...

I am completely exhausted. Don't ask me why.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#4403 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 02:35 PM

Today was supposed to be a good, chil day. Subing for French, which I don't speak, so I wasn't going to have much to do other all day. THen I get to school. It's yearbook day, the classes have all been shortened to alllow an hour and a half at the end of the day for kids to wander around signing yearbooks. Fine. I'm expeccted to supervise this mob. Also fine. I go check my lesson plans, they are hyper-detailed lengthy plans crammed full of activities. Fine. Apparently, the teacher didn't know about hte shorteneed schedule, so alll of the periods have a plan for a 55 minute class, not a 30 minute class. Shit.

It's not my fault nothing will get done, it's the teacher's for not knowing about yearbook day and planning accordingly, but I'm going to be stressing all day trying to accomplish these now-impossible lesson plans.

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#4404 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 04:33 PM

Apple and Apple related software and Apple related products. I hate them all...

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#4405 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 06:07 PM

Talked to a bunch of friends I hung out with 2 nights ago, and they don't want to tell me what I got up to...

Which means it's either too horrible, or too hilarious to tell.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#4406 Bent

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 06:13 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 27 May 2010 - 10:10 PM, said:

Woke up this morning, in my nearly empty apartment (excepting my coffee table and couch), remembering nothing from last night. But, I have a hilarious set of clues:

1) Half-filled hip flask of Irish whiskey. I do not own a flask, and do not drink the Irish stuff.
2) Sleeping with a pillow and blanket that definitely do not belong to me. Or my roommate.
3) 6 or 7 inch gash on my left side, covered with a single, maybe 1/2 inch wide band-aid.
4) Apparently, I also smell like a homeless guy.
5) All of my money is gone. I must have spent it. See below.
6) Upon waking, I discovered half of the Dune series in a bag on my coffee table (and not the first, or second, but the middle). I'm not sure which is stranger, the fact that I apparently go drunk sci-fi shopping, or the fact that I managed to find an all-night bookstore in town.
7) My phone is soggy.
8) A gallon bag of Jelly Bellys.

I must have gotten into some shenanigans.

Adjutant Stormy, on 28 May 2010 - 06:07 PM, said:

Talked to a bunch of friends I hung out with 2 nights ago, and they don't want to tell me what I got up to...

Which means it's either too horrible, or too hilarious to tell.

Im starting to see a pattern.....

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#4407 Macros

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 06:29 PM

its never too hilarious to tell

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#4408 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 07:30 PM

It is your sworn duty and obligation to find out what happened and tell us so we can ~~have a flipping good laugh at your expense~~ sympathise and help you through the trauma...

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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#4409 Macros

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 09:52 PM

the weee belfast mucker that works with us is down at our apartment, picking music on youtube for us to lsiten too.
Dance shite, fucking dance music.

Then, when I said "that's shite" he had the audacity to inform me it was better than any of that rock dung I listen too, and that the guys making dance music are far more talented than anyone playing a guitar.

As he plays a load of songs that sample rock and other guitar driven stuff.

I'd like to give him the drinking card to get out of it, but hes only had 4 pints of magners.

Idiot

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#4410 Macros

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 09:56 PM

and gettign naile dtwice in one tourney by a big blind special.
really limping ehre now to try and get to a decent payout place

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"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#4411 Morgoth

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 10:10 PM

Macros, on 28 May 2010 - 09:56 PM, said:

and gettign naile dtwice in one tourney by a big blind special.
really limping ehre now to try and get to a decent payout place

And you said you never go to gay bars.

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#4412 Illuyankas

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 10:24 PM

ARGH I HAVEN'T HEARD BACK FROM MY WORK AFTER THE BIG IMPORTANT 'PROVE YOU'RE FIT TO WORK FOR US BY PASSING THIS ELSE YOU'RE FIRED' TEST

I FUCKING ACED IT AND I HAVEN'T RECEIVED A PHONE CALL YET

IT GETS TO THIS POINT BY TOMORROW AND I WILL BE FUCKING BRICKING IT

ALSO DENNIS HOPPER, MAN, THAT JUST FUCKING SUCKS

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#4413 Zanth13

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 03:39 AM

i cant seem to catch a good buzz and I have emptied a bunch of beer into my system...

@Illy i never knew you had a job... I figured you survived off of hate ... and maybe babies...

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#4414 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 03:49 AM

I'm not getting certain channels on my TV anymore. It is.... disheartening. I used to have like 70. I've probably lost half of them for no reason.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#4415 Zanth13

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 04:01 AM

specially cuz your name is HD

get it...

see what i did there...

with your name...

HD... Hi-deff...

i made a joke...

mumble mumble drink... mumble...

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#4416 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 11:43 AM

Foot is freaking killing today... It may just be that I really need to stretch it out but at the same time I'm worried that the thing has got worse, and I really don't want that. Hospital appointment on tuesday, and I'm doing nothing to aggravate it til then!

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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#4417 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 11:53 AM

Fuck, the 6 inch gash on my goddamn side got infected, and hurts like a goddamned bastard.

#4418 Slow Ben

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 02:08 PM

Its memorial day and people are out drinking, boating, drinking, fishing, drinking, having fun drinking.....and me and Eddie are here at work all day.

Yay!!!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.