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Tiste Simeon, on 13 May 2010 - 05:46 PM, said:
Body aching all over from the gym.
But at least my wang is in working order, unlike Illy.
But at least my wang is in working order, unlike Illy.
Your lack of concern for my wang saddens me.
What's messing with your groove?
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 05:53 PM
Your lack of concern for my wang saddens me.
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:10 PM
Is there some reason we should be concerned about Lil' Wiggler? 
And this is a new one for that ever popular and always pointless internet debate. Foreskin as trauma plate. I sure as fuck never would have considered it.
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Actually I'm glad that I wasn't circumcised first, as the precise nature of the injury would have scarred something that wasn't removable by surgery if I had been. It served its purpose and I'm happy to have had it.
And this is a new one for that ever popular and always pointless internet debate. Foreskin as trauma plate. I sure as fuck never would have considered it.
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:11 PM
It's a crumple zone.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:15 PM
Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 13 May 2010 - 05:53 PM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 13 May 2010 - 05:46 PM, said:
Body aching all over from the gym.
But at least my wang is in working order, unlike Illy.
But at least my wang is in working order, unlike Illy.
Your lack of concern for my wang saddens me.
Sorry, shall add it to my list of concerns...
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We all Scream
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:18 PM
knackered my shoulder at the gym
On the plus side, unlike Illy and RLY, my Boaby is fine
(for the non Scots, take a guess at what Boaby means in this context. I imagine you'll get it right.)
On the plus side, unlike Illy and RLY, my Boaby is fine
(for the non Scots, take a guess at what Boaby means in this context. I imagine you'll get it right.)
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 07:05 PM
Mine tells riddles.
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 07:08 PM
Mine tells jokes. It's got me in stitches.
HEY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 07:21 PM
Cougar, on 13 May 2010 - 07:14 PM, said:
Mine makes bad decisions for me and then disappears when there is a reckoning
What, you've got an inny?
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 09:01 PM
I'm impressed that this thread lasted this schlong before degenerating into penis jokes...
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 09:35 PM
Stop, you're giving me the willies.
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:20 PM
These puns are worth as much as junk.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:25 PM
disgusting members this board has.
Can't get thier minds out of the gutters.
in other news. dog tired
Can't get thier minds out of the gutters.
in other news. dog tired
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:29 PM
I agree with Mac, people should stop cocking about.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:35 PM
I assume that's Brit for dicking around?
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:39 PM
At least it's giving them a bit of happenis.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Posted 14 May 2010 - 04:05 AM
I worked a terrible job today that further injured my already busted wrist. Popping Motrin pills like they're going out of style.
But at least my rodeo is still ranch. Or something penis something. Something.
But at least my rodeo is still ranch. Or something penis something. Something.
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Posted 14 May 2010 - 04:32 AM
I now know more about forum members penis's than was needed
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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Posted 14 May 2010 - 05:02 AM
Sorry about that, but if there ever was something that deserved to go in this thread, it is penile injuries.
For the record, mine is a little better. I'm back to only wearing two socks again.
For the record, mine is a little better. I'm back to only wearing two socks again.
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