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#4121 MTS

Fourth Investiture

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Posted 25 April 2010 - 03:54 AM

Naturally. Nothing could top that. John Lennon rising from the dead to sing would be a cheap second. And with the countless millions raised, we could buy you a million shittier computers to load Fallout 3 less quickly, for no one should suffer through that.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#4122 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Will cluck you up

Posted 25 April 2010 - 04:44 AM

Glad we're all on the same page, really. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go drink some orphan's tears.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#4123 caladanbrood

Ugly on the Inside

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Posted 25 April 2010 - 03:05 PM

I'm trying to watch the latest Doctor Who episode, but my girlfriend has the temerity to be talking to her parents on the phone right next to me, and I can't concentrate!! No matter that she's organising free food for us, but still, the horror of it all!

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#4124 Giles

Demon of the inn

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 12:51 AM

Got to hand my Project in at 5 :Urb:

"Hollow. My name is Kurosaki Ichigo. You killed my mother. Bankai."

#4125 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 06:33 AM

Fucked fucked fucked soooo fucked. School, housing, life.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#4126 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 10:07 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 21 April 2010 - 09:10 PM, said:

Bumped my car against someone today, no real damage but could be splashing out a bit for minor repairs to the other car and who needs that?

So this guy never contacted me and today I get a letter through the post saying that he is claiming for injuries to his neck and shoulders (despite being absolutely fine when I spoke to him) so its all going to have to go through my insurance, which means I lose any no claims I might have had and my premiums go up. Seriously, the bump was minimal, plus some small paint work, and now I may have to fork over for medical bills. They are getting a doctor to check him out and I'm hoping he will be told to man up and get a life... I don't mind paying for the bump in the car as I was being careless, but there is no way anyone could have got injured, the speed we were both going.
Douche.

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#4127 Cougar

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 10:11 PM

Did he call the Police were there witnesses? If not why on earth did you admit to it you fruit.

Should have said he reversed into you or just driven off.

Anyway, more importantly, I'm watching Conan the Barbarian and I had forgotten it has, not one, but, TWO scenes of Arnie sex in it - officially the wrongest thing...EVA.

I AM A TWAT

#4128 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 10:14 PM

Couldn't have driven off, I reversed into him out of a parking space. Plus I'm an honest guy. That part was my fault, I'm more annoyed that when I asked if I could settle it without going through insurance, he said it was OK, and that he would call to sort it, and the next thing I hear is that he also lost a pair of testicles in the "crash"

A Haunting Poem
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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#4129 Cougar

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 10:18 PM

Well, that'll teach you to be honest. Since it's got you nowhere except loss of no claims and a hefty bill, you should have beaten him to death with a tyre iron and raped his corpse

I AM A TWAT

#4130 KalamMekhar

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 10:19 PM

I had a similar situation happen when i lived in vegas, and i got a call just like you from my insurance company but they told me they knew the guy was full of shit pretty much and thats what they told him so nothing ever came of it. The accident was my fault as well, i barely bumped into someone goin less than 5mph and they tried to say they had whiplash, it was ridiculous. I feel your pain tiste

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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#4131 Adjutant Stormy~

Captain, Team Quick Ben

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 10:21 PM

You should pass it off to insurance fraud

#4132 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 10:28 PM

hunt him down and lash him with a whip

in other news, my computer is being a dick

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#4133 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 10:29 PM

Tiste should break one of his knee caps and promise to pay for that as well.

#4134 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 10:34 PM

All good ideas guys, I'm liking this!

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We all Scream
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#4135 Mezla PigDog

Malazan Yo Yo Champion 2009

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 10:19 AM

I went out with THAT aunt last night. I think I'm dying!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#4136 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 07:42 PM

I dont have THAT aunt unfrotunately, but I do have THAT cousin, I have sympathy for you, but not enough not to snigger at your poorly state

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#4137 LadyMTL

Epic bookworm

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 09:32 PM

I have THAT aunt but oddly enough, she's not as bad as she used to be. Maybe age is improving her?

And I would gladly go out with her if it meant that I could change the weather here in Montreal. Yesterday it was super sunny and gorgeous and warm and today it's just about freezing and it's been snowing all day. All...day...
It's almost enough to make me cry. Posted Image

~ Denn die Toten reiten schnell. (Lenore)

#4138 Korbal Broach

Recruit

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 10:03 PM

Maia Irraz, on 27 April 2010 - 09:32 PM, said:

I know what you mean about the weather. I'm in Ottawa and got sun burnt yesterday, but I could almost get frost burn today.

I'm not about to engage in a battle of the wits with an unarmed opponent.

#4139 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 10:07 PM

Found out my other granddad has had a heart attack or a stroke or something, not quite sure of the details but my dad has gone over to be with him, sounds like another funeral is coming up. I didn't know him that well at all, so for me it isn't a devastating loss but my dad will be pretty shaken, and that's not good. :Urb:

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#4140 Giles

Demon of the inn

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 02:35 AM

Just got back form my run, to find one of the girls on my corridor in the stair well throwing up with cuts on her arms, saying that shed taken loads of painkillers and vodka to try and kill herself :Urb: