What's messing with your groove?

#4021 Zulfurium

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 06:12 PM

Darkwatch, on 14 April 2010 - 06:07 PM, said:

Zulfurium, on 14 April 2010 - 06:02 PM, said:

Hmm, what is messing with my groove? Well one of my classmates stole my HoC book and i am still missing 6 pages of it! im seriously pissed at the person, and the worst thing about it is that the guy probably took it to annoy me. I feel angry right now

You must now wait till he returns it.

When he does, torture him.

Steal everything he owns you can get your hands on and destroy it.
Do everything possible to make his life miserable.
Destroy him.

problem is i dont know which one of the guys in my class took it, almost every one of them has a complete and blinding hatred to reading (beats me how that is possible)

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#4022 Illuyankas

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 06:21 PM

Nuke the whole classroom from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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#4023 Zulfurium

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 06:27 PM

Can't do that since my book would go up in smoke

#4024 McLovin

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 06:46 PM

What's messing with my groove is SPSS (Statistics Package for the Social Sciences) version 17.0. This software is proof of Satan's existence.

OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.

#4025 Macros

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 09:33 PM

the specy bastard lied

self assessment is taxing.

load of wank of a system, should ahve got the accountant to do it

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#4026 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 10:13 PM

Was hoping to be in bed, erm... An hour ago... Stupid/incredible Assassins Creed II...

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#4027 Macros

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 10:16 PM

not getting to play the fucking playstation for the last 3 weeks because the housemates sit up and watch tv every night till 1am, regardless of whats on.

Also cant sit and watch one thing for more than 5 minutes, which is more than slightly irritating

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#4028 Korbal Broach

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 01:01 AM

School group project partner that was supposed to have all his stuff done tonight. Now it looks like I'm going to have to do it all in his place.

I'm not about to engage in a battle of the wits with an unarmed opponent.

#4029 MTS

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 03:45 AM

Friends are being a bunch of quivering vaginas and not going out.

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#4030 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 05:00 AM

MTS, on 15 April 2010 - 03:45 AM, said:

Friends are being a bunch of quivering vaginas and not going out.

He he he...quivering.

After today, Halo 2 Online goes off forever...

Suck it Errant!

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#4031 Gothos

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 11:36 AM

Got a throbbing headache since yesterday afternoon. It sure is fouling my mood severely. I'd much rather be screaming or growling right now.

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#4032 Jusentantaka

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 08:32 PM

So I scrounge up the cash to put gas in my car, take a nice ride up to Annapolis, come back, park, do some bullshit and what's Husband come in and do?

'Hey babe, do you have any cash? I need to get gas.'

Sos I sigh. I get up. I walk over. And I headbutt him in the shoulder.

And now my neck hurts. :thumbsup:

#4033 Macros

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 08:43 PM

the prospect of another 12 hour shift tomorrow when I know theres a pumping street virtually teeming with women just dying to meet me 5 minutes walk from here

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#4034 Illuyankas

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 08:47 PM

I didn't know you lived near a red light district.

#4035 Macros

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 08:55 PM

I heard your mum was working there, I just had to move

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#4036 Darkwatch

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Posted 17 April 2010 - 01:54 AM

I have procrastinated for 12 hours.

God fucking damn it.

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#4037 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 17 April 2010 - 08:10 AM

I know the feeling, DW...

Missed my important Round One match for a pointless 20 mins of sweating in a school prac match... :thumbsup:

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#4038 Tsundoku

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Posted 17 April 2010 - 09:37 AM

Ain, on 17 April 2010 - 08:10 AM, said:

I know the feeling, DW...

Missed my important Round One match for a pointless 20 mins of sweating in a school prac match... :rolleyes:

This was Greco-Roman wrestling, right? Kinky ... :thumbsup:

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#4039 MTS

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Posted 17 April 2010 - 12:56 PM

Paying money to see Collingwood win. BAH!

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