[RodeoRanch]

That's a helluva metaphor. I like it.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Brynjar, on 09 April 2010 - 03:32 PM, said:

Ain, on 09 April 2010 - 08:18 AM, said:

I'm trying to break into this drama school, but to do that I'd have to juggle football training which is on the same goddamn day. And that's not even mentioning school work. It's so much stress involved. FML

Ah, the life of crime. I would be nice if, for once, one could break into a building at ones own schedule, no?

I'll admit, that made me laugh

Sombra, on 10 April 2010 - 03:25 PM, said:

Football + drama school = are you Ian Roberts?
As for a bit o' B&E, may I suggest Toby's online Scoundrels Academy? Who needs a degree from an internet Uni or pastorship in the Church of the Digital Halo when a few hastily edited and strangely jumpy low-res and poorly-lit clips on youtube can give you a proper street education?

Why not indeed? The uni courses are so uncivilised. No-one crashes through the front doors with a bus anymore.

[MTS]

RodeoRanch, on 10 April 2010 - 11:56 PM, said:

That's a helluva metaphor. I like it.

I'm wondering if that's actually true. This looks like a woman's apartment (no one's home and I'm waiting for the train). Although I don't think I had happy fun times last night...

This post has been edited by MTS: 11 April 2010 - 12:12 AM

[Darkwatch]

Are you using their computer to post this?

[MTS]

Nah, I'm on my phone. I probably should leave, but it's kinda cold outside, and my train leaves soon.

I don't even remember going out last night...time to text people and piece it together, I reckon.

This post has been edited by MTS: 11 April 2010 - 12:25 AM

[MTS]

Alright, I've left the apartment, I'm no longer a crazy person. Still dunno whose it was. Must be rich though, it was swanky as hell, and right in the city.

[Darkwatch]

Did you leave a note?

[Jusentantaka]

Dear Sir or Madame,

Thank you for allowing me to hold onto your fruit bowl and fondle your apples last night.

[Darkwatch]

I hope you memorized the address.

[Jusentantaka]

More important than the note or the confusion: are you swaggering down the street, or keeping your head bowed for a walk of shame?

[Slow Ben]

Ahhh, the walk of shame. College. Good times.

[MTS]

Oh, I swaggered. If I can't remember the night, there's no shame in it.

I didn't leave a note. Wasn't sure of protocol. I probably should've though.

Dear Madame (pretty sure it was a Madame - unless my identification of women's sanitary products was sorely mistaken), thank you for letting me get to 2nd base with you and/or your fruit bowl, and being out of bananas.

[Darkwatch]

Truly you should have if you managed to leave such an impression that she let you stay and even left you alone in the flat.

[Jusentantaka]

MTS, on 11 April 2010 - 02:32 AM, said:

Oh, I swaggered. If I can't remember the night, there's no shame in it.

Its been awhile since college, but I remember the tradition being that if you do not remember the night, it is a guaranteed walk of shame event.

Mayhaps this is in the same vein as your toilet flushes and your hotness scales: completely backwards of normal.

[MTS]

That was my thinking pretty much right after I left. Ah well, if I end up finding out who said person is, I will apologise.

[Slow Ben]

I'm pretty sure all it takes to constitute a walk of shame is to walk home the next morning in the same clothes you wore the night before.

But its the best when its woman who you can obviously tell are still wearing the same hoochie clothes they wore to the bars the night before.

[Jusentantaka]

This is why we sex in our own beds, not yours. That way we can look out the window while you stumble out the door reeking of booze sex and ciggies and laugh knowing the dog looks you're going to get when you stagger into your own room.

[MTS]

Jusentantaka, on 11 April 2010 - 02:37 AM, said:

MTS, on 11 April 2010 - 02:32 AM, said:

Oh, I swaggered. If I can't remember the night, there's no shame in it.

Its been awhile since college, but I remember the tradition being that if you do not remember the night, it is a guaranteed walk of shame event.

Mayhaps this is in the same vein as your toilet flushes and your hotness scales: completely backwards of normal.

While that may be true, I refuse to feel shame.

[Jusentantaka]

MTS, on 11 April 2010 - 02:43 AM, said:

While that may be true, I refuse to feel shame.

Wanna come to the states for a visit?

[MTS]

Jusentantaka, on 11 April 2010 - 02:44 AM, said:

MTS, on 11 April 2010 - 02:43 AM, said:

While that may be true, I refuse to feel shame.

Wanna come to the states for a visit?

Sure. My safe word is, err, 'apples'.