What's messing with your groove?

#3759 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 01:24 PM

Boys will just never be able to comprehend the downsides to big boobies!

You can't sleep in any position you like
You can't look good in certain clothes
You can't run down stairs, ever but particularly when there is an audience at the bottom
Hormones make them inflate/deflate and it can be hard to keep track
They can give you chest wrinkles
You have to dress them appropriately depending on how creepy the male company will be. It's like performing a risk assessment every time you get ready to go out!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3760 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 02:32 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on 19 March 2010 - 01:01 PM, said:

not the wrong thread! you see how you like it when your breasts try to kill you!

Well come over here and have your breasts try to kill me and I will tell you how it felt after.

@Mezla, you nestled my head in those bad boys last time I saw you and we have photographic evidence... I see no downside to them whatsoever.

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#3761 Cougar

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 02:41 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 19 March 2010 - 01:24 PM, said:

You have to dress them appropriately depending on how creepy the male company will be. It's like performing a risk assessment every time you get ready to go out!

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#3762 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 03:12 PM

And everyday at work when you are surrounded by sex starved boffins!

Tiste Simeon, on 19 March 2010 - 02:32 PM, said:

@Mezla, you nestled my head in those bad boys last time I saw you and we have photographic evidence... I see no downside to them whatsoever. Posted Image

Can I just make sure everyone is aware that it was entirely unintentional! I was overcome by your buggers grips and they just happened to get in the way!

An additional problem with boobies - They can make unintended contact with people! A guy at work was showing me something in the lab once and I leaned over to have a look. We both realised my boob was on his arm after a few moments and it was so awkward we actually did the silence and throat clearing thing!!

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#3763 Obdigore

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 03:14 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 19 March 2010 - 03:12 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 19 March 2010 - 02:32 PM, said:

@Mezla, you nestled my head in those bad boys last time I saw you and we have photographic evidence... I see no downside to them whatsoever. Posted Image

Can I just make sure everyone is aware that it was entirely unintentional! I was overcome by your buggers grips and they just happened to get in the way!

Can I point out that many of us might not know what a 'buggers grips' is? Sounds like some sort of kinky foreplay to those of us in the US.

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#3764 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 03:22 PM

Obdigore, on 19 March 2010 - 03:14 PM, said:

Can I point out that many of us might not know what a 'buggers grips' is? Sounds like some sort of kinky foreplay to those of us in the US.

Tiste and I do not kiss and tell, I'm afraid.....apart from where he did earlier! And I thought he was a gentleman.

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#3765 Obdigore

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 03:25 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 19 March 2010 - 03:22 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 19 March 2010 - 03:14 PM, said:

Can I point out that many of us might not know what a 'buggers grips' is? Sounds like some sort of kinky foreplay to those of us in the US.

Tiste and I do not kiss and tell, I'm afraid.....apart from where he did earlier! And I thought he was a gentleman.

(Avoiding Dead Joke Here)

Seriously, what is 'buggers grips'?

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#3766 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 03:30 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 19 March 2010 - 03:22 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 19 March 2010 - 03:14 PM, said:

Can I point out that many of us might not know what a 'buggers grips' is? Sounds like some sort of kinky foreplay to those of us in the US.

Tiste and I do not kiss and tell, I'm afraid.....apart from where he did earlier! And I thought he was a gentleman.

I am a gentleman, I have a top hat and a swagger cane!

@Obdi, does "Facial Love Handles" explain it better?

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#3767 Cougar

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 03:34 PM

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#3768 Obdigore

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 03:41 PM

Oh. So Mezla grabbed Tiste's Mutton and wouldn't let go. How disturbing.

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#3769 Darkwatch

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 05:43 PM

I don't think I've hated course work so much sine I had math classes.
I hate what I'm doing.
Christ I just want to say fuck it all and drop all the classes.

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#3770 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 06:49 PM

Get home at 1AM from the library, needing sleep. Badly.

And what do I find?

My roommate is having a party. This is aggravating for 3 reasons:
1) He doesn't do parties.
2) He rarely drinks
3) IT'S A THURSDAY AND YOU DIDN'T ASK

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#3771 amphibian

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 06:56 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 19 March 2010 - 12:18 PM, said:

Dammit Cougar was right, the pain in my arms has got worse, and in about an hour I'm off to the gym again. I imagine after a couple of weeks of this I will get more used to working out, but right now I want to curl up in a ball and weep manly tears of pain...

Chocolate milk. Drink a couple pints of it after your workout while you're at home resting. It's seriously the best cheap recovery-aiding food/drink I have come across yet. Try to get the kind without corn syrup added. I get a half-gallon when I'm in the mood and drink about 3/5ths of it that night.

I can give you my weight-lifting routine; it doesn't involve going to exhaustion on anything, which'll help the arms. You will be tired though.

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#3772 Illuyankas

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 06:59 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 19 March 2010 - 01:24 PM, said:

Boys will just never be able to comprehend the downsides to big boobies!

You can't look good in certain clothes

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#3773 Obdigore

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 07:03 PM

Illuyankas, on 19 March 2010 - 06:59 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 19 March 2010 - 01:24 PM, said:

Boys will just never be able to comprehend the downsides to big boobies!

You look good popping out of all clothes

THIS IS THE GREATEST TRUTH OF ALL TIME

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#3774 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 11:12 PM

Had an epic Facebook stalking evening and so many mates have had babies over the last few months!! I missed loads of opportunities for baby cuddling

And I feel really bloody old.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3775 Giles

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 11:51 AM

my head hurts :lol:

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#3776 MTS

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 12:37 PM

Saw a woman die in a car crash on my way home from the fireworks tonight. It's left me more than a little shook up. Can't get it out of my head either...

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#3777 RodeoRanch

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 02:23 PM

Geez, I came all the way from Canada to visit and the only cuddling I got was the strange kind with brood. Fer shame!

Uhh, I burned the top of my mouth on hot pizza. It hurts. That's what's messing with my groove. Oh and I'm at work on a Saturday. But there's absolutely nothing to do so I'm doing it well.