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What's messing with your groove?

#359 Terez

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Posted 22 December 2008 - 09:44 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Dec 22 2008, 09:52 AM, said:

Terez, on Dec 21 2008, 10:24 PM, said:

I didn't know you were a teacher, Mezla. You still in Jersey?

I haven't even made it to Jersey yet! That has been messing with my groove for weeks.

Well, damn, I haven't been paying attention then.

Mezla said:

I'm not quite a teacher but I generally have PhD, MSc and medical students trailing off my apron strings throughout the year. My first ever PhD student passed his first year last week. That also messed with my groove because I hates the sexist little shit and now I am stuck with him for at least 2 more years. Grrrrrrr.

Teach him what real women are like. :robo:

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.

#360 caladanbrood

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Posted 23 December 2008 - 10:17 PM

Bhurnae, on Dec 22 2008, 05:28 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on Dec 22 2008, 03:52 PM, said:

Terez, on Dec 21 2008, 10:24 PM, said:

I didn't know you were a teacher, Mezla. You still in Jersey?

I haven't even made it to Jersey yet! That has been messing with my groove for weeks. I'm not quite a teacher but I generally have PhD, MSc and medical students trailing off my apron strings throughout the year. My first ever PhD student passed his first year last week. That also messed with my groove because I hates the sexist little shit and now I am stuck with him for at least 2 more years. Grrrrrrr.

tell him you slept your way to the top..........that should fuck with his head

If that's "the top", she didn't sleep very well :robo:

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#361 bubba

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Posted 26 December 2008 - 02:36 PM

i am deathly ill....real bad :robo:

#362 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 27 December 2008 - 11:24 AM

I'm deathly bored...sucks.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#363 Bhurnae

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Posted 27 December 2008 - 12:40 PM

caladanbrood, on Dec 23 2008, 10:17 PM, said:

Bhurnae, on Dec 22 2008, 05:28 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on Dec 22 2008, 03:52 PM, said:

Terez, on Dec 21 2008, 10:24 PM, said:

I didn't know you were a teacher, Mezla. You still in Jersey?

tell him you slept your way to the top..........that should fuck with his head

If that's "the top", she didn't sleep very well :robo:

You are implying that Mez is not sexifically proficient? and after you being welded to her bum in the mancy meet thread? Shame on you Sir.....................

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#364 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 27 December 2008 - 04:45 PM

It's a work in progress my dears!!

Messing with my groove today is too much to do one day! Not only did I have to get out of bed and get dressed, I also needed to get some food shopping in. So far I have made it out of bed for a bath but now I have got back in...... It's almost 5pm...... I wonder how bad the other half will take it if he gets here for our week off together and finds I have only 4 squares of dairy milk and a bag of potatoes to offer him...... He should be hunter gathering I say!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#365 caladanbrood

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Posted 28 December 2008 - 02:27 AM

Bhurnae, on Dec 27 2008, 12:40 PM, said:

caladanbrood, on Dec 23 2008, 10:17 PM, said:

Bhurnae, on Dec 22 2008, 05:28 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on Dec 22 2008, 03:52 PM, said:

Terez, on Dec 21 2008, 10:24 PM, said:

I didn't know you were a teacher, Mezla. You still in Jersey?

tell him you slept your way to the top..........that should fuck with his head

If that's "the top", she didn't sleep very well :robo:

You are implying that Mez is not sexifically proficient? and after you being welded to her bum in the mancy meet thread? Shame on you Sir.....................

Well there's an image. Poor Mezles!

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#366 Illuyankas

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Posted 28 December 2008 - 02:38 AM

Mez: "Wait a minute, why are you holding Brood and a welding toAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU BURNT MY PERINEUM"

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#367 Bhurnae

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Posted 28 December 2008 - 09:16 AM

There is nothing worse than a burnt Perinium.....................

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#368 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 28 December 2008 - 02:16 PM

I forgot it was my 2 year anniversary today. Im in trouble.

#369 Dag

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 12:09 PM

Please, leave me alone... Please, please, please... God, make this phone call end... Please, leave me alone!!! I have nothing more to say... Please...

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

#370 teholbeddict

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 04:00 PM

Dag, on Dec 29 2008, 06:09 AM, said:

Please, leave me alone... Please, please, please... God, make this phone call end... Please, leave me alone!!! I have nothing more to say... Please...

Wow Dag it almost sounds as if you've got a stalker! I hope not and that it's just some irritating telemarketer! I'm sorry you're having such a bad phone call/day!

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#371 frookenhauer

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 08:24 PM

Sounds interesting, sort of...wassup Dag?

souls are for wimps

#372 Dag

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 09:14 PM

A very long phone call filled with very bad news, announcing the rainy season for the next few weeks...

That above is just a brief transcript of what I kept saying in my head for over an hour actually wishing I could shout it out loud. I wish it had been just a telemarketer trying to sell me a bunch of Super-Swiffer mops... I sure could have used some to wipe away all those ugly things that kept raining on my head the whole time...

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

#373 Sparkimus

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 10:02 PM

Women that you've been interested in for a long long time finally showing interest the second you start a relationship

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.

#374 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 30 December 2008 - 03:57 AM

frookenhauer, on Dec 30 2008, 07:24 AM, said:

Sounds interesting, sort of...wassup Dag?

Frookie...that's in my avatar.

"silently seethes with rage"

Oh right, messing with my groove.... I'm getting periodic headaches. At the end of the day. Any of you faux-docs have a prognosis?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#375 Illuyankas

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Posted 30 December 2008 - 09:59 AM

Yes.

You have AIDS. BEASTMAN AIDS.

#376 Bhurnae

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Posted 30 December 2008 - 10:24 AM

periodic headaches usually signify that your left leg is about to fall off.......................

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#377 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 30 December 2008 - 10:39 AM

Douchebags...you guys couldn't diagnose the bluetongue fever! I BANISH THEE.

Messing with my groove...I watched Deep Blue Sea and I am having nightmares.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.