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#3560 teholbeddict

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 05:40 PM

Darkwatch, on 23 February 2010 - 04:32 PM, said:

Winter-lite would be between -5 and -1.

The second it's over zero then it's no longer freezing and thus no longer winter. Even worse when it seems to be stretching out for more than a week according to the forecast.
And it's going to rain...
God I hate rain. Grey and miserable.
This should still be snow.

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I would love for winter to be over in February! I'm thinking fuck you Nature here in Winnipeg, we're supposed to be in the -30's all week! Let's trade places DW! You can come live here for the next month or two, you'll have all the winter you can handle!

If we could switch the weather patterns I'd do it.
Any day.
Rather -30 than +2 of grey wet slush and rain.

Okay well there's your new task then DW dear. I mean really it shouldn't be too hard! Let me know when you have it done, sometime within the next week to ten days would work nicely! Posted Image

Just teasing you, but I do agree that the wet, slushy dirty stuff is no fun. It's part of the reason I hate the first few weeks of spring. I'm beginning to think I'm just not a fan of weather in general.

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#3561 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 11:47 PM

Life is a fucking bitch. And then you die slow.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3562 Wry

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 11:55 PM

They broke into my car... AGAIN!!!

it's not like i even have anything to take now, yet still it happens

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#3563 Darkwatch

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 03:08 AM

One of my teachers had us hand in a project on the 14th.
Then we have about two weeks to do another one, in which the second week is midterm week, you know that week you don't have any time in?
Fucker.

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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A non-touching itself rock.

#3564 Cougar

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 02:14 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 23 February 2010 - 11:47 PM, said:

Life is fucking slow. And then you die a bitch.

Corrected for accuracy

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#3565 Gothos

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 02:28 PM

You don't "then" die slow. You're dying every second of your life.

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#3566 Illuyankas

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 04:47 PM

Belated Illy Injury Update! You've had your warning, feel free to scroll past at any time.

Back from the hospital appointment. What was that, doctor? 8-12 weeks until the surgical operation with general anesthetic you say? What's that phrase that's the opposite of splendid? Because that's what I'm thinking.

Spoiler

If the surgeon looks like Mel Brooks and has a little guillotine I'm running.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#3567 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 08:20 PM

You getting circumcised now?

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#3568 Illuyankas

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 08:29 PM

Subtlety aside, yes. Probably around April/May.

#3569 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 09:24 PM

Well, at least now you'll have a willie that's been trimmed and altered, just like God intended.

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#3570 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 08:13 AM

You're just submitting to a fad the Jewish people started a few thousand years ago. Really, you're just a conformist.

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#3571 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 08:25 AM

Were you doing something spectacularly interesting when this happened, Illy? Or was it just some of the standard moves and something went horribly wrong? I just don't understand it!

Allegedly circumcised men make better lovers because they can last longer. It might be Jewish propaganda though.....

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3572 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 08:37 AM

Yeah, the theory is that there's loss of sensitivity/toughening of the skin due to not being protected all the time.

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#3573 caladanbrood

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 01:08 PM

Is that along the same theory that if you constantly walk over burning coals, you get feet that are tougher than Chuck Norris? Doesn't sound appealing to me.

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#3574 Cougar

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 01:53 PM

My mate got the chop aged 17, he couldn't walk for about 3 weeks while he got used to his exposed glans rubbing against his trousers.

It's definitely Jewish propaganda, any God's honest Christ botherer will tell you that the intact skin provides more varied stimulation, that's what the Pope says and I'm not arguing with man who was in the Hitler youth. Moreover, you don't want your old man ramming away like a piston engine till you're both in need of a cuppa now do you.

Also the same 'delaying' effect can be reproduced by thinking about Brood naked except for his promo copy of Deadhouse Gates, which keeps the wolf from the door as effectively as, say, talking about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre.

"Don't you think it'll restrict access to DIXons."

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#3575 caladanbrood

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 02:04 PM

Stop spying on me you bastard.

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#3576 Satan

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 02:46 PM

Cougar, on 25 February 2010 - 01:53 PM, said:

Been there, done that. The bastard is the stitches. If they get caught in any fabric you'll assume the foetal position in .4 seconds. But three weeks is an exaggeration. Also, you want to retard the cumming, not make your dick go limp. Imagining Brood naked will ruin any intercourse I'm having at that time.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#3577 Illuyankas

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 03:15 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 25 February 2010 - 08:25 AM, said:

Were you doing something spectacularly interesting when this happened, Illy? Or was it just some of the standard moves and something went horribly wrong?

A 'lady companion' (ok, random drunk student) decided that parts of my anatomy could stretch further than mere physics and biology allowed. She was horribly, horribly wrong. It's just luck that the nasty looking scars are all on an area that can be removed if needed, and I wouldn't be doing this if they didn't need to be removed.

Brynjar, on 25 February 2010 - 02:46 PM, said:

Also, you want to retard the cumming, not make your dick shrivel up and invert itself. Imagining Brood naked will ruin any intercourse I'm having at that time, destroy all chances in the future and will retroactively make all previous sex unhappen.

Fixed for accuracy.

#3578 caladanbrood

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 03:51 PM

Woo! I think I should make it my mission to stalk malazites, ruining their sex lives and removing any chance of reproduction.

In fairness, I get fairly horrified imagining myself naked, I can't even imagine what it must be like for the rest of you.

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