Posted 15 February 2010 - 01:54 AM
Received an...interesting text from my gf this morning. Went along the lines of 'omg last night was so romantic! I can't believe how great it was!' etc. Now, unless my dick grew around 1500 km last night and I engaged in Tantric sex two states away in my sleep, I'm going to assume this message loosely translates to 'you fucked my whorish, cheating ass so good last night', and I (her boyfriend) am not its intended recipient, as what other conclusions can I draw? Bit of a dark fucking cloud on the rest of my holiday, to be honest. Yet to hear a response to my extremely confused reply, but really, what more can be said?
I can do naught but applaud karma's sense of humour though, and I'm laughing as I imagine the look on her face as she realises what's happened. Haha serves her right, I guess.
A large part of me is wondering how long this has been going on, considering it's one thing to fuck somebody behind your partner's back, quite another entirely to celebrate a Valentine's Day with that person. You think you know someone...sigh. I might not have been the greatest boyfriend, but still, I don't think I deserved this. And I sent her flowers! Bah. That card I got saying 'missing you heaps' seems dreadfully insincere at this point.
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