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What's messing with your groove?

#3081 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 12:05 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on 06 January 2010 - 12:05 PM, said:

As opposed to the bunch of pricks at Manchester?


They are a really special type of prick at Oxford and Cambridge, couldn't stand the attitudes when I was there, hence beating a hasty retreat.

Anyhow, on the subject of Universities I had a good chance to have a look at the new multi-million pound redevelopment of the University Library lobby this morning. It's decked out in the kind of soul-free post-modernist, bullshittery that can only be reproduced by a collection of suits who feel that pumping out pig-shit thick undergrads and attracting more of the mindless little retards is more important to Universities than actually producing anything of intellectual worth, I don't even have a pissing office, or indeed any space to call my own and they've wasted months of work and great wads of my fees on a load of Scandanavian couches and sub-Mondrian bilge.
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Posted 07 January 2010 - 03:30 PM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 07 January 2010 - 12:00 AM, said:

IT IS OVER 30 DEGREES IN HERE.


I'm sat at my desk wearing 2 cardigans, a hat and a scarf and apparently the heating IS working. I would be wearing gloves if I could still type in them!
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 12:11 AM

I'm having a birthday celebration tomorrow night, and I can find barely anyone who is not working or out of town. This makes me a saaaad panda.

Oh yeah, and there were waaaay too many people at the beach today.

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 08 January 2010 - 12:12 AM

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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#3084 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 12:18 AM

View PostMappo, on 08 January 2010 - 12:11 AM, said:

I'm having a birthday celebration tomorrow night, and I can find barely anyone who is not working or out of town. This makes me a saaaad panda.

Oh yeah, and there were waaaay too many people at the beach today.


Hang around the Trickster, there's always someone there, especially if it's to knock back b-day drinks.
I'll be GMing a game unfortunately, but if anyone else is on I'll leave the kegs in.
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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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#3085 User is offline   caladanbrood 

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 12:22 AM

Because drinking on your own with the internet for company is almost like a real party :nono:
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 12:24 AM

It is, just ask HD and SB.
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You're a rock.
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#3087 User is offline   caladanbrood 

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 12:49 AM

The weather....

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 01:06 AM

Looks like I left just in time.


In regards groove messing, I'm afraid the new lady that I'm a courting, oh yes a courting, might be crazy. Again with the crazy chicks. But she's wee. Under 5 feet tall. I'm afraid of how much crazy might be packed into her tiny frame.
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 01:17 AM

You'd better find out fast Rodeo, the crazy kind are dangerous.
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You're a rock.
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 01:19 AM

The little ones have Napoleon complexes too, making a crazy outbreak more random and plentiful.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 02:54 AM

Can we just agree that having two x chromosomes makes you absolutely unfathomable to those of us with a y?
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 04:09 AM

We were disagreeing?
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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 01:08 PM

At least she may have tiny hands Rodeo.

Anyway I'm stuck in blasted Manchester all weekend and there is nobody to go and have a drink with, or indeed to do anything with around, I've got loads of work to do for my PhD which will keep me busy, but christ, it's a bit grim when you can't rustle up a few mates for a drink or a film. Fucking snow.
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 09:14 PM

What kind of crazy Rodeo? Some kinds of crazy can be a good thing.public/style_emoticons/Malazan/thumbup.gif
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Posted 09 January 2010 - 04:52 AM

I was going to pick up my pre-ordered copy of The Black Company today, only to find halfway to the shops that I had the wrong receipt. Now I have to wait until tommorow.
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Posted 09 January 2010 - 01:51 PM

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 02:18 PM

Wow I'm glad I didn't read that, that's pretty wrong.
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Posted 09 January 2010 - 03:03 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 January 2010 - 04:44 PM

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 04:49 PM

View PostCougar, on 09 January 2010 - 04:44 PM, said:

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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