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What's messing with your groove?

#28681 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 09:39 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 26 March 2020 - 07:26 AM, said:

View PostMacros, on 25 March 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

Its messing with my groove that this IT success messes with Morgoths groove


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#28682 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 10:24 AM

Arrhh, just received a package and absentmindedly I signed the courier's tablet with my finger. The same tablet dozens of people have probably used today. And I didn't wash my hands.

Now I'm feeling slightly hot and itchy! It got me! I'm sure to be dead in a matter of days! Oh the humanity!
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#28683 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 11:24 AM

View PostAptorian, on 26 March 2020 - 10:24 AM, said:

Arrhh, just received a package and absentmindedly I signed the courier's tablet with my finger. The same tablet dozens of people have probably used today. And I didn't wash my hands.

Now I'm feeling slightly hot and itchy! It got me! I'm sure to be dead in a matter of days! Oh the humanity!


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Posted 26 March 2020 - 11:33 AM

Looking to add them to your collection are you?
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#28685 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 11:48 AM

no no. No reason.
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#28686 User is offline   Traveller 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 12:34 PM

Work are phoning round for extra shifts as we've got ICU patients in recovery that need round the clock care. Inevitable I guess but how long before we're just trapped there as no one will be available to relieve us?
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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Posted 26 March 2020 - 12:39 PM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 26 March 2020 - 09:13 AM, said:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand work system died again


I'm available off hours for IT consulting. I warn you the prices I charge are ridiculous, and skimping on IT is probably why your company is where it is today.

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 01:54 PM

View PostObdigore, on 26 March 2020 - 12:39 PM, said:

View PostMaark Abbott, on 26 March 2020 - 09:13 AM, said:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand work system died again


I'm available off hours for IT consulting. I warn you the prices I charge are ridiculous, and skimping on IT is probably why your company is where it is today.

If you're serious about this, would you help me figure out how to host a private server for Xmage? I want to play with friends, but the official guide is pre supposing so much knowledge that I don't have. I would pay you via Venmo.

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#28689 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 04:05 AM

My roommate is going to fucking kill me! NYC is currently the biggest epicenter in the world and they guy doesnít understand what social distancing means!
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Posted 27 March 2020 - 05:29 PM

View PostCause, on 27 March 2020 - 04:05 AM, said:

My roommate is going to fucking kill me! NYC is currently the biggest epicenter in the world and they guy doesnít understand what social distancing means!


Take him out first.
Fridge him in case you need protein later.
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#28691 User is online   Not a Sheep 

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 11:04 PM

Ex is keeping my son away and I canít really even bitch cause itís to keep my dad safe from the corona. Still my boy is so pissed off cause he wants his dad. Iím gutted and still so torn up losing my little dog.

In a bad mood.
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#28692 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 28 March 2020 - 04:52 AM

The Rand dollar is collapsing because of corona and my country finally got junk status today as well. I tried getting my money out but legislation stopped me taking it all out at once. I have lost a ton because of this: Iím kicking myself.
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#28693 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 29 March 2020 - 05:09 PM

I have a sore throat. Thatís it. Doubt itís even covid but we are all gonna be hypochondriacs for a while
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#28694 User is online   Not a Sheep 

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Posted 30 March 2020 - 10:56 PM

I want my son!
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Posted 02 April 2020 - 04:27 AM

Whatís worse then having an Oreo break at your fingertips plunging to the bottom of your cup of milk?

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#28696 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 03 April 2020 - 08:27 AM

One of the guys I work with is a bit of a nut, he's constantly sending me bullshit memes (conspiracy theories) and swallows every video he sees whole. He has now discovered Rach Cellars YouTube channel and thinks I'm gonna sit and watch a 21min video on the Corona virus and 'UK nurse Kate's opinion on how it links to 5G. I clicked randomly at a few points on the video, I heard 'vachines are actually full of aborted babies tissue' and, well, I figured I'd heard enough.

Fuck how do these people actually leave the house if they believe half of this stuff


(Edit, before a nut jumps in, I am aware that some of the components in some vaccines are cultured in cells from aborted fetal tissue, but its from the same damned one for the last 50 odd years, it's not like the Southpark episode about Christopher Reeve)

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#28697 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 03 April 2020 - 06:16 PM

Maccy have you seen to the responses to the 5g tower fire in Birmingham? You'll love it. (You will not, in fact, love it)

When people insist on sending me long videos instead of stating their opinion on a thing, I've started asking them to summarize the argument (gotta protect my youtube recs). It's weird how often people just can't or won't do it.
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Posted 04 April 2020 - 01:01 AM

I recently startet doing the same (asking for a summary). It's surprising how often this ends the conversation.
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#28699 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 04 April 2020 - 01:13 AM

Ask them a series of questions that boils down to "And why do you believe that?" each time they dive deeper down the rabbit hole, sooner or later they start saying things that even they realise are batshit insane. Also "Let me get this straight..." and then repeat a boiled down selection of their insanity to them followed by "Is that right?" occasionally works. I use the last one on my mum; she hates it :D

As for 5G - 5G uses millimetre waves, pretty similar to those used by military radars iirc - ask them why people in air bases or in the navy aren't all ill. And watch their heads explode.

Edit - Even more iirc millimetric radar was invented during WW2 for submarine hunting; so why weren't people getting ill from them 70-odd years ago?

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#28700 User is offline   amphibian 

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Posted 04 April 2020 - 01:52 AM

To be fair, military sonar is damaging and killing whales and dolphins. http://seavoicenews....eaching-whales/
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