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What's messing with your groove?

#28681 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 09:39 AM

 Morgoth, on 26 March 2020 - 07:26 AM, said:

 Macros, on 25 March 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

Its messing with my groove that this IT success messes with Morgoths groove


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#28682 User is online   Aptorian 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 10:24 AM

Arrhh, just received a package and absentmindedly I signed the courier's tablet with my finger. The same tablet dozens of people have probably used today. And I didn't wash my hands.

Now I'm feeling slightly hot and itchy! It got me! I'm sure to be dead in a matter of days! Oh the humanity!
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#28683 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 11:24 AM

View PostAptorian, on 26 March 2020 - 10:24 AM, said:

Arrhh, just received a package and absentmindedly I signed the courier's tablet with my finger. The same tablet dozens of people have probably used today. And I didn't wash my hands.

Now I'm feeling slightly hot and itchy! It got me! I'm sure to be dead in a matter of days! Oh the humanity!


What will you do with your hands?
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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#28684 User is online   Aptorian 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 11:33 AM

Looking to add them to your collection are you?
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#28685 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 11:48 AM

no no. No reason.
Take good care to keep relations civil
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#28686 User is offline   Traveller 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 12:34 PM

Work are phoning round for extra shifts as we've got ICU patients in recovery that need round the clock care. Inevitable I guess but how long before we're just trapped there as no one will be available to relieve us?
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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#28687 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 12:39 PM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 26 March 2020 - 09:13 AM, said:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand work system died again


I'm available off hours for IT consulting. I warn you the prices I charge are ridiculous, and skimping on IT is probably why your company is where it is today.

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#28688 User is offline   amphibian 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 01:54 PM

 Obdigore, on 26 March 2020 - 12:39 PM, said:

 Maark Abbott, on 26 March 2020 - 09:13 AM, said:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand work system died again


I'm available off hours for IT consulting. I warn you the prices I charge are ridiculous, and skimping on IT is probably why your company is where it is today.

If you're serious about this, would you help me figure out how to host a private server for Xmage? I want to play with friends, but the official guide is pre supposing so much knowledge that I don't have. I would pay you via Venmo.

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#28689 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 04:05 AM

My roommate is going to fucking kill me! NYC is currently the biggest epicenter in the world and they guy doesnít understand what social distancing means!
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Posted 27 March 2020 - 05:29 PM

View PostCause, on 27 March 2020 - 04:05 AM, said:

My roommate is going to fucking kill me! NYC is currently the biggest epicenter in the world and they guy doesnít understand what social distancing means!


Take him out first.
Fridge him in case you need protein later.
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#28691 User is online   Briar King 

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 11:04 PM

Ex is keeping my son away and I canít really even bitch cause itís to keep my dad safe from the corona. Still my boy is so pissed off cause he wants his dad. Iím gutted and still so torn up losing my little dog.

In a bad mood.
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#28692 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 28 March 2020 - 04:52 AM

The Rand dollar is collapsing because of corona and my country finally got junk status today as well. I tried getting my money out but legislation stopped me taking it all out at once. I have lost a ton because of this: Iím kicking myself.
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Posted 29 March 2020 - 05:09 PM

I have a sore throat. Thatís it. Doubt itís even covid but we are all gonna be hypochondriacs for a while
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#28694 User is online   Briar King 

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Posted 30 March 2020 - 10:56 PM

I want my son!
Drive by bye bye king on my dumb horse
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#28695 User is online   Briar King 

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Posted Today, 04:27 AM

Whatís worse then having an Oreo break at your fingertips plunging to the bottom of your cup of milk?

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Drive by bye bye king on my dumb horse
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