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What's messing with your groove?

#24521 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 01:34 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 20 July 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

I've done 4.5 days work in 3.5 and have urgent things in the old inbox that if I don't do will have escalated to be even worse next week and the stress of not doing them will screw with my weekend. But it's been like this since May and I'm soooooo tired I just want to tell everyone at work to fuck off.

/pointless rant.


Oooh update. Who says procrastination doesn't work? The time it took me to sit and complain and feel sorry for myself somebody actually tackled my worst urgent item!
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#24522 User is online   Macros 

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 03:08 PM

easyJet cancelled my flight today. Just for the craic of it. There are no flights out of London.

Compounding my misery is, as per usual, work.

We were supposed to be starting a new job in Kings cross this week, BAM (main contractor) kept putting off handing the site over, so we are still not on site and won't be getting on until Monday (useless fucks).
So, as I was in London anyway I went over to one of our other jobs (at the Emirates) to help them along as it hands over this weekend.

My god but the guy looking after it is just plain fucking stupid. Like how he manages to survive fucking stupid.

If I hadn't been here this week this place simply wouldn't have crossed the line, he's made so many fuck ups it's phenomenal.
I don't think he will be running a job for us again. But basically the boss has realised how much of a fuck up he is I need to stay tonight now anyway to sort out the BMS control side of things because they don't trust him not to fuck it up further.


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#24523 User is online   Macros 

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 08:04 PM

But hey, at least this time I'm in a Travelodge in the middle of Angel and it's beside a few decent bars and the one right beside does good, reasonably priced food and a really nice Malbec so I can get fed and trashed for like Ł70 in central London?
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#24524 User is online   Macros 

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 08:39 PM

And they have played top notch music all night so far.

Am I suddenly in the wrong thread?
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#24525 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 23 July 2018 - 04:52 PM

now what?

(I'm working from home in Sauga today), so I'm obviously fine.

oh, FFS. this was yest's news. Ah, I see.

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 23 July 2018 - 04:53 PM

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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 23 July 2018 - 04:55 PM

View PostBriar King, on 23 July 2018 - 03:33 AM, said:

People in Toronto check in please


I'm here and safe.

A couple of people from my work were on the Danforth in a restaurant at the time and were told by someone to run/get out, and that there was a shooter down the street. They are all okay as well. As are all the people I know who live in Greektown.

Scary AF though. Some random asshole with a handgun.
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#24527 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 24 July 2018 - 04:47 PM

Why do people keep persisting when you tell them you're not interested? ;) Getting my number is going to help you squat all, you sleazy fuck.

I mean, is it just me who dislikes the whole 'you're so beautiful and I'm in love'-shtick? You've scarcely had one conversation with me.

Tipps on how to evade someone like this you might run into on a somewhat regular basis are appreciated.
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#24528 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 24 July 2018 - 05:34 PM

View PostPuck, on 24 July 2018 - 04:47 PM, said:

Why do people keep persisting when you tell them you're not interested? ;) Getting my number is going to help you squat all, you sleazy fuck.

I mean, is it just me who dislikes the whole 'you're so beautiful and I'm in love'-shtick? You've scarcely had one conversation with me.

Tipps on how to evade someone like this you might run into on a somewhat regular basis are appreciated.


Sunglasses, headphones, volume to max, and the people around cease to exist
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#24529 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 24 July 2018 - 06:10 PM

View PostPuck, on 24 July 2018 - 04:47 PM, said:

Why do people keep persisting when you tell them you're not interested? ;) Getting my number is going to help you squat all, you sleazy fuck.

I mean, is it just me who dislikes the whole 'you're so beautiful and I'm in love'-shtick? You've scarcely had one conversation with me.

Tipps on how to evade someone like this you might run into on a somewhat regular basis are appreciated.


No, it isn't just you at all! Sounds highly irritating and I hope it stops.

But I also second the headphones and clear distraction (in my case it's always a book). Doesn't always work but I would suggest it has a higher chance of success than not.

This post has been edited by TheRetiredBridgeburner: 24 July 2018 - 06:12 PM

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#24530 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 24 July 2018 - 06:10 PM

View PostMentalist, on 24 July 2018 - 05:34 PM, said:

View PostPuck, on 24 July 2018 - 04:47 PM, said:

Why do people keep persisting when you tell them you're not interested? ;) Getting my number is going to help you squat all, you sleazy fuck.

I mean, is it just me who dislikes the whole 'you're so beautiful and I'm in love'-shtick? You've scarcely had one conversation with me.

Tipps on how to evade someone like this you might run into on a somewhat regular basis are appreciated.


Sunglasses, headphones, volume to max, and the people around cease to exist


Add a book to this, and this is how I live EVERY DAY. The transit is FILLED with people looking to chat, or bother others, or whatever...and I will stare straight ahead and act like they do not remotely exist.

If you KEEP talking to me and I have to pull my headphones out, or stop my music/podcast to listen to your inanities...I'll be even more brusque than one can imagine.

The only social interaction I'm fine with is asking me for directions, if someone is clearly looking for directions, I'm here to help. Otherwise, leave me the eff alone.
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#24531 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 24 July 2018 - 06:29 PM

No one ever tells me I'm beautiful. =/
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#24532 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 24 July 2018 - 06:35 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 24 July 2018 - 06:10 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 24 July 2018 - 05:34 PM, said:

View PostPuck, on 24 July 2018 - 04:47 PM, said:

Why do people keep persisting when you tell them you're not interested? ;) Getting my number is going to help you squat all, you sleazy fuck.

I mean, is it just me who dislikes the whole 'you're so beautiful and I'm in love'-shtick? You've scarcely had one conversation with me.

Tipps on how to evade someone like this you might run into on a somewhat regular basis are appreciated.


Sunglasses, headphones, volume to max, and the people around cease to exist


Add a book to this, and this is how I live EVERY DAY. The transit is FILLED with people looking to chat, or bother others, or whatever...and I will stare straight ahead and act like they do not remotely exist.

If you KEEP talking to me and I have to pull my headphones out, or stop my music/podcast to listen to your inanities...I'll be even more brusque than one can imagine.

The only social interaction I'm fine with is asking me for directions, if someone is clearly looking for directions, I'm here to help. Otherwise, leave me the eff alone.


Yeah, book is usually a thing on the way from work.
On the way to work, subway is a place to get more sleep
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#24533 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 24 July 2018 - 06:41 PM

View PostMentalist, on 24 July 2018 - 05:34 PM, said:

View PostPuck, on 24 July 2018 - 04:47 PM, said:

Why do people keep persisting when you tell them you're not interested? ;) Getting my number is going to help you squat all, you sleazy fuck.

I mean, is it just me who dislikes the whole 'you're so beautiful and I'm in love'-shtick? You've scarcely had one conversation with me.

Tipps on how to evade someone like this you might run into on a somewhat regular basis are appreciated.


Sunglasses, headphones, volume to max, and the people around cease to exist


That is actually my default mode, including today. Dude tried to strike up a conversation, I did the evasive dance and jumped on the bus. He was still at the cafe when I returned about an hour later and tried again, and since he was - unknowingly to him - standing in the doorway of the building I live in, I kind of had little choice unless I wanted to give away where I live. I wouldn't have minded so much, he does seem nice, but also kind of sleazy, in that typical turkish men way of sleazy which may mean nothing and everything (we've got a lot of those where I live and there's a turkish cafe in my house). I don't mind talking to people per se (I talk to people on the bus if they feel like striking up a conversation), but the 'you're beautiful and I'm in love'-shtick is something I cannot stand, especially since I'm 1. not flattered at all, and 2. not interested in that way, at all, no matter who it is.

I have to admit, I have trouble dealing with there situations, unlike pretty much all other types of situations.


And here's some love for worry, haven't stalked you in a while: :p :D :p
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#24534 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 24 July 2018 - 08:56 PM

Puck and TRB: Fart loudly and maintain eye contact while doing so. If they persist, they're a keeper.
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#24535 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 12:37 AM

Wear a MAGA hat and a "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt. Unless they've sent out the vibe they support Trump.
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#24536 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 01:17 AM

Head cold and fever in a heat wave. At least I think I have a fever. It's so hot it's hard to tell.
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#24537 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 03:32 AM

View PostPuck, on 24 July 2018 - 04:47 PM, said:

...
Tipps on how to evade someone like this you might run into on a somewhat regular basis are appreciated.


Pepper spray.


Alternately, I may know a guy. Who knows a lady. Who knows some guys.


...they work at a law firm and draft restraining orders, you sick fucks. What kind of monster do you take me for?
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#24538 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 04:09 AM

Screw pepper spray. Wasp and hornet spray, can’t wash that out with water.
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#24539 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 06:49 AM

I like that. Sounds appropriate.
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#24540 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 07:36 AM

Run in with yet another prick on a mobility scooter thinking that they can ram people from behind because they're in one. Two times in three days this has happened. Fucking ridiculous.
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