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What's messing with your groove?

#2441 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 10:49 AM

View PostMappo, on 19 October 2009 - 10:46 AM, said:

I have an assignment due in 12 hours which, as of yet, I have not started, and have absolutely no motivation to start. Balls.


Drink some beer. That's all the inspiration you need!
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#2442 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 10:55 AM

Can't believe they casted Morena Baccarin as Anna!!!! They finally remake V and they had to put her in it - argh!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#2443 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 11:12 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 19 October 2009 - 09:29 AM, said:

View PostTapper, on 19 October 2009 - 07:47 AM, said:

The worst is that I am getting old. The me during my student years would never had the hangover in the first place.


Welcome to the rest of your life Tapper! Soon you will start thinking "I can't go to that concert because it is a Sunday night and I have to work on Monday". That's when you have a mid-life crisis!

Want to sell:

The rest of my life.
Hardly used, near mint condition, no criminal record, not prone to depression, reliable, no strings attached.

True bargain.
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#2444 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 11:45 AM

I think mint condition might be pushing it at 28 Tapper, and you hangover story indicates you've already caused significant, neurological and organ damage!
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 01:31 PM

Question: You see a puddle leaking out of the bottom of a bag of pathogenic clinical waste. What do you do?

A. Perform the cleanup procedure that you have been trained to do?
B. Ignore it?
C. Sit down next to it and do your work?
D. Walk in it and spread it through the rest of the lab?

Answer: If you work in my lab, you do a combination of B, C and D and wait for Liz to turn up and perform A!

Caution: When Liz performs A, it is accompanied by a lot of shouting and swearing followed by reporting to higher authorities. You just can't get the staff these days. Who needs friends in the workplace anyway?
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 01:35 PM

E. Lick it and gain superpowers.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 01:39 PM

View PostCougar, on 19 October 2009 - 11:45 AM, said:

I think mint condition might be pushing it at 28 Tapper, and you hangover story indicates you've already caused significant, neurological and organ damage!

That's why I said 'near' mint :p Besides, who would be interested in:

For sale: a life.
Body: self inflicted abuse as if I was Keith Richards (disclaimer: without the money), damaged left hand and creaking knees, not depressed but visits a fantasy book forum, bound to collapse, a few exes with axes to grind?

I wouldn't be, the salespitch is important!
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 01:42 PM

F. Leave it and let that bitch who has been making our lives miserable by shouting at us, bullying us, complaining to our superiors and slagging us off on the internet clean it up.
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 07:53 AM

View PostTapper, on 19 October 2009 - 01:39 PM, said:

View PostCougar, on 19 October 2009 - 11:45 AM, said:

I think mint condition might be pushing it at 28 Tapper, and you hangover story indicates you've already caused significant, neurological and organ damage!

That's why I said 'near' mint :p Besides, who would be interested in:

For sale: a life.
Body: self inflicted abuse as if I was Keith Richards (disclaimer: without the money), damaged left hand and creaking knees, not depressed but visits a fantasy book forum, bound to collapse, a few exes with axes to grind?

I wouldn't be, the salespitch is important!


I will start the bidding at $10 and five posrep.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 08:26 AM

I had a crazy dream where I was in a PM conversationon on here with Toby and Mezla. She was concerned about her smokiing hot 19 year old daughter being lead astray and she had contacted Toby and me for advice. I'm not sure how I knew, but Toblerone was posting from work while looking really shifty about it, Mezla was posting from her bed in a darkened room and I was in a bar. Thing was Iknew what the conversation was about but all the text came out like:

"You know most I don't one ever only if you can't car the end of more is the dog..."

I think I'm spending too much time on here if I'm not only dreaming about the members, but also posting messages to them.
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 08:35 AM

sore head - sore eyes and another 7 hours in front of a computer.
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 08:53 AM

Boss is getting surgery and will have to stay home for 4 weeks = loads of work for me and making decissions I am not qualified for. I can feel my first ulcer comming up... :p
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 03:14 PM

Why is everybody so happy that I have to doublepost here????

I am sick - possibly a mild flu - and this evening I was suppoased to attend a 110+ persons galla dinner with three courses and a concert with a Depeche Mode copy band. On top of it all I am one of the organizers of the event. I is not a happy camper...
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 03:51 PM

I am being messed with by my fubar big toe (on my right foot). Not only does the toenail constantly break off at the outside before it even gets long enough to actually BE a toenail, now it's swollen and red and sore. Posted Image I don't think it's an ingrown nail but whatever it is hurts like hell. So my decision now is a: call in "sick" tomorrow and get it checked out by a doctor or b: come in to work and limp around all day, hoping that the problem will resolve itself on its own.

Man, I hate my feet.

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 04:07 PM

I'd suggest going to the doctor's.
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 04:43 PM

View PostCougar, on 20 October 2009 - 08:26 AM, said:

I had a crazy dream where I was in a PM conversationon on here with Toby and Mezla. She was concerned about her smokiing hot 19 year old daughter being lead astray and she had contacted Toby and me for advice. I'm not sure how I knew, but Toblerone was posting from work while looking really shifty about it, Mezla was posting from her bed in a darkened room and I was in a bar. Thing was Iknew what the conversation was about but all the text came out like:

"You know most I don't one ever only if you can't car the end of more is the dog..."

I think I'm spending too much time on here if I'm not only dreaming about the members, but also posting messages to them.

Plus rep for making me laugh. :D That text reminds me of the whole "has anyone really been as far..." etc. thing from 4chan. And Toby was looking shifty cos he was the one leading her astray, training her as a pickpocket in true cockney fashion. Or, if she was smoking hot, probably more of a woman of the night. :)

I'm annoyed because LOTR:BFME2 was ridiculously short and easy to win. The first game was much more in depth and long lasting... ;)

EDIT: Spelling...

This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 22 October 2009 - 04:43 PM

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 05:06 PM

Somehow completely wrecked my back this morning. I'm not sure how I'm going to make it through work, and then run errends, and then cook dinner, and do laundry so the wife has clean clothes for her trip. All I want to do is lay on the couch. I took some Aleve I found in my truck but upon thinking about it have decided they are probably at least five years old so who knows how that will turn out. Seriously, I want to cry I'm in so much pain.

Oh, and completely exhausted from lack of sleep. Damn you Oblivion.
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 05:24 PM

I'm 30! How the hell do i still get zits?! 2 of them.

It looks like a vampire bit me on my upper forehead.
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 05:30 PM

You might try and get some proper muscles relaxants and stretch your back GENTLY for 30 seconds at a time at regular intervals.
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 05:31 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 19 October 2009 - 01:31 PM, said:

Question: You see a puddle leaking out of the bottom of a bag of pathogenic clinical waste. What do you do?

A. Perform the cleanup procedure that you have been trained to do?
B. Ignore it?
C. Sit down next to it and do your work?
D. Walk in it and spread it through the rest of the lab?

Answer: If you work in my lab, you do a combination of B, C and D and wait for Liz to turn up and perform A!

Caution: When Liz performs A, it is accompanied by a lot of shouting and swearing followed by reporting to higher authorities. You just can't get the staff these days. Who needs friends in the workplace anyway?


Maybe you should get them to watch this Call it a team building exercise or something...
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