[Mezla PigDog]

It seemed like a good idea at the time because I was really hungry but I just ate a pile of mashed potato at least the size of the one that Richard Dreyfuss sculpts with in Close Encounters Of The Third Kind! Now I can't help but think about what mashed potato puke might be like......

And I have a crush on a really geeky guy from the BBC series "Bang Goes The Theory" (which I only watch to make me feel clever when I can go "Ha, I already knew that!". I am such a feeble and pathetic person )

[Cougar]

Mezla PigDog, on 05 October 2009 - 06:37 PM, said:

I have a crush on a really geeky guy from the BBC series "Bang Goes The Theory")

So this guy, you and the Rock would be your fantasy menage a trois, wow, you have awesome taste in men.

Messing with my groove, for the first time in years I'm temporarily staying with my parents as I'm back at Uni doing my PhD and my marital home is 100 miles away. It's shit being 29 and staying with your parents. Not only this I just knocked out my old school fitness routine, 3 and a bit miles and 5 minutes of push-ups, did it quick and felt strong but my fucking legs are bloody like jelly now, I have become weak during my years living in Scunthorpe, it's time to rebuild myself...

(queue up the training montage and start the soft rock "hearts on fire/strong desire...")

This post has been edited by Cougar: 05 October 2009 - 07:40 PM

[Tarcanus]

I'm currently amused that this is a 'fast' reply as I'm fasting. Being this hungry should be a sin.

I am depriving myself so my doctor can take blood in about an hour and figure out if my high insulin levels were a fluke during the last round of blood tests or not.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Heh...Mez has a crush on a person on the TV. Puts a smile on my face. No offence, good lady.

Anyway, I'm annoyed because my Science teacher hates me. Rrrrk.

[Cougar]

I just had to delete 5 of the 6 versions of AiJ's above post, word to the wise kiddo, stop masturbating long enough to post, it'll make your trigger finger steadier.

[Mezla PigDog]

I'm such a dick! I was just walking through the hospital to my lab and thought I caught a relatively attractive gentleman checking me out. So, since I'm a vain bastard, I was checking how I looked in a window and promptly managed to slip and fall smack on the floor. Ha ha! In these cases the proper response is to jump up and run away but since I was in a hospital, a lot of devoted careworkers were about and they all came to make a fuss over me, thus prolonging my agony. Then we all had a huff about how the corridor roof was leaking and how I probably slipped on that (when I didn't, I just totally fell over nothing) but how nice of them to give me an excuse. Now that I think about it, my knee really frickin hurts too....and my ankle for that matter.

Pride quite literally comes before a fall in this case!!! I'm so embarrassed and it had been so long since I last fell down too.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Cougar, on 06 October 2009 - 08:13 AM, said:

I just had to delete 5 of the 6 versions of AiJ's above post, word to the wise kiddo, stop masturbating long enough to post, it'll make your trigger finger steadier.

Damn, sorry Cougar. My loading bar wasn't working, so I thought something was wrong. Now I know better.

Oh, and I reserve masturbating for the shower.

You didn't hear that from me.

[MTS]

TMI AIJ, TMI.

A friend is being a real asshole to me, and I have no idea why.

[Slow Ben]

Faulty ball valves!



[Insert joke here]

[Mezla PigDog]

My back really hurts from my spaz attack described above

[RodeoRanch]

My ankle was feeling right as rain yesterday so I went for a 2 hour walk. Poor idea. I'm hobbling around today in sweet, sweet agony. Grrr.

[Cougar]

I'm still at Uni. Fuckery

But after my run last night I feel pretty good, chewing tobacco, that's the secret, turns you into a sexual tyranosaur, like me.

[Slow Ben]

Buncha slack jawed fa.....

[bubba]

I think we need to make one of those safety wall boards, the ones that say X number of days since last accident. Only we it will about Miss Pigdog. @ days since last fall, 4 since last spirits induces gastro evacuation. and so on. Maybe one for Miss Centz also.

[Traveller]

(Don't forget Miss Beddict! @number of days since last flood/fracture..)

Mez - bad luck on the spaz attack; were you still being checked out when you fell over?

[Happy Cat]

Slow Ben's pumbing problems are disturbing.

@ Mezla: Falling was a good move. Guy was supposed to rush to your aid. If not foreget him. ( plus spin )

[Mezla PigDog]

Traveller, on 06 October 2009 - 08:59 PM, said:

Mez - bad luck on the spaz attack; were you still being checked out when you fell over?

I sincerely hope not!!

[Valgard]

Annoyed that I am stuck in the office when the School I teach at was cancelled after lunch due to a Typhoon hitting now i will have to stay here and make my way home in the full force of the typhoon arse useless boss not letting me leave now where I could relax and do something seful like watch TV (although that is all in Japanese which isn`t a good start for comprehension).

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Mappo, on 06 October 2009 - 11:21 AM, said:

TMI AIJ, TMI.

A friend is being a real asshole to me, and I have no idea why.

Fair enough. Guess I'll have to modify my habits at my next Hare Krishna meeting. Ooops, TMI again.

I know that feeling, Map. It's damn inconsiderate, I reckon. Even if they have problems they shouldn't take it out on a friend.

[Illuyankas]

Two hours of sleep. Fuck.