What's messing with your groove?

#19961 Gust Hubb

Necromancer Extraordinaire

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Around, just quiet....er

Posted 09 May 2016 - 10:37 AM

HAND?

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#19962 Maark Abbott

Part Time Catgirl

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 11:50 AM

Useless repair bastard that our letting agents use is just fucking useless. Had to send a general grievance to them following my finding out that he didn't repair our toilet due to the state of our toilet which has been caused generally by the fact our toilet is rather broken.

Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle

#19963 Slow Ben

Ranger

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 01:14 PM

Mentalist, on 08 May 2016 - 07:56 PM, said:

I have an old exernal hard drive with about a terabyte worth of stuff on it.
it's password-locked, and I can't remember what the hell I came up with to lock it.

1 2 3 4 5

I have the same combination on my luggage.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#19964 Arthur Dayne

Nuclear Baconator

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Interests:Cows and their subsequent steak, and pigs with their glorious bacon making capabilities.

Posted 09 May 2016 - 02:13 PM

I had to put my German Shepherd to rest on Saturday. She was most likely suffering from a spinal tumor and could no longer walk and could barely prop herself up on her front legs without what looked like excruciating pain. It broke my heart to be there with her in my lap while she took her last breaths but I know she's no longer in pain. The hardest part was having her give me dog kisses for the last time like she was telling me it would be okay because she knew I was hurting and she was trying to comfort me. She was my companion through my divorce and everything that followed. I dragged her across the States twice and she put up with my 14 hour days at work and still she tried to comfort me in the end. It still hurts so much.

If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?

#19965 QuickTidal

Lord of the Waters

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 02:21 PM

Arthur Dayne, on 09 May 2016 - 02:13 PM, said:

So sorry to hear about your loss. Very Sad.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon

#19966 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 07:51 AM

turns out the ballot odds are 7/1

dag nabit!

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#19967 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 08:33 AM

Arthur Dayne, on 09 May 2016 - 02:13 PM, said:

And that right there is just one of the many reasons why - by and large - animals are better than humans.

In general, with the exception of harm to children, nothing gets me as upset as an animal in pain.

Does that make me a misanthrope?

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker

#19968 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 09:17 AM

I think it makes you a furry?

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#19969 Mezla PigDog

Malazan Yo Yo Champion 2009

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 10:20 AM

FLAT PACK FURNITURE. AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH. Have been building 1 piece for 2 hours. Haven't dithered or fucked it up, it's just really fiddly. About 1 more hours worth of effort left. Soft closing drawers are a great idea until you have to build the bastards.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#19970 Traveller

exile

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 11:20 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 10 May 2016 - 10:20 AM, said:

Have you got to the end only to find out that the first piece was the wrong way round, and you now have to dismantle it all to correct it? Stupid instructions.

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#19971 Mezla PigDog

Malazan Yo Yo Champion 2009

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 11:38 AM

Traveller, on 10 May 2016 - 11:20 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 10 May 2016 - 10:20 AM, said:

Have you got to the end only to find out that the first piece was the wrong way round, and you now have to dismantle it all to correct it? Stupid instructions.

Finished and discovered that one bit is the wrong way round. Functionally fine but aesthetically a problem. Don't care right now!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#19972 Abyss

abyssus abyssum invocat

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 01:22 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 10 May 2016 - 11:38 AM, said:

Traveller, on 10 May 2016 - 11:20 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 10 May 2016 - 10:20 AM, said:

Have you got to the end only to find out that the first piece was the wrong way round, and you now have to dismantle it all to correct it? Stupid instructions.

Finished and discovered that one bit is the wrong way round. Functionally fine but aesthetically a problem. Don't care right now!

Every.
Time.

Every.
FUCKING.
Time.

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#19973 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 02:46 PM

My god people annoy me.

Didn't get a ticket for the final.

Went on to ebay out of curiosity and there's cunts there listing 8 tickets for sale at outrageous prices.

So they took their, and 7 friends, priority order up to the maximum booking of 8, clearly with no fucking intention of travelling to see the match.
Total and utter absolute fucking bastards.

Liverpool should track them and ban those members from purchasing in any pre sale for the next 5 years.

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#19974 Grief

Prophet of High House Mafia

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 05:19 PM

Exams exams exams. I am a ball of stress.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#19975 Gust Hubb

Necromancer Extraordinaire

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 07:05 PM

Just arrived at the courthouse. This is it.

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#19976 Abyss

abyssus abyssum invocat

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 07:18 PM

Gust Hubb, on 10 May 2016 - 07:05 PM, said:

Just arrived at the courthouse. This is it.

Spoiler

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#19977 TheRetiredBridgeburner

House Knight

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 08:16 PM

So sorry to hear about your Shepherd, AD. I grew up with a GS and they are incredible dogs. Condolences to you and your family.

- Wyrd bið ful aræd -

#19978 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 09:41 PM

No doubt Macros will be uncaring but that game tonight was just awful. I dread to think where we would be without Martial this season...

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#19979 Andorion

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Posted 11 May 2016 - 01:43 AM

Tiste Simeon, on 10 May 2016 - 09:41 PM, said:

No doubt Macros will be uncaring but that game tonight was just awful. I dread to think where we would be without Martial this season...

Hang on a sec.... ManU lost? To West Ham?

Shit!

#19980 Gust Hubb

Necromancer Extraordinaire

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Posted 11 May 2016 - 01:56 AM

On the groove because it is bittersweet ending 9 years with someone, but I am officially divorced

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss