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#18741 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 06 January 2016 - 06:54 AM

View PostAndorion, on 04 January 2016 - 01:09 AM, said:

Edit: I didn't realise it was an earthquake. Woke up to the bed shaking. Then all the crows and birds started screaming. That was the big hint.


Not that nature itself was upset with what you and the Mrs were up to in that bed?

What??? We ALL thought it! :D

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So it's basically another nutjob with access to disproportionately overly-powerful weapons crapping on about his right to self-defence?

He should join the NRA and that way he'll feel right at home. Plus they'll lobby on his behalf.

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#18742 User is offline   Arthur Dayne 

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Posted 07 January 2016 - 07:41 PM

Just realizing how much higher my Post count would be if I would just venture outside the Inn for more human interaction. But I fear change...
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Posted 07 January 2016 - 11:38 PM

Follow my method of quantity over quality, and some of your posts are bound to land right out of sheer probability.
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Posted 08 January 2016 - 12:11 AM

Been looking to get a new puppy as company for my dog, but waiting for the same breed/quality. Of course, just after I had to get my camera replaced, and get a lens repaired, I finally see an ad for a suitable pup. Oh yeah, and my car died as well for good measure. So for the next few weeks I'm totally broke (totally!!). By which time those pups will probably be gone, and I'll have to wait for a good while again. Such a pity.

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#18745 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 08 January 2016 - 04:17 PM

View PostBinder of Demons, on 08 January 2016 - 12:11 AM, said:

Been looking to get a new puppy as company for my dog, but waiting for the same breed/quality. Of course, just after I had to get my camera replaced, and get a lens repaired, I finally see an ad for a suitable pup. Oh yeah, and my car died as well for good measure. So for the next few weeks I'm totally broke (totally!!). By which time those pups will probably be gone, and I'll have to wait for a good while again. Such a pity.


What breed?
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Posted 08 January 2016 - 06:19 PM

@ Tsundoku

I have a labradoodle, which is technically not a recognised breed in terms of pedigree. This is part of why I am kinda cautious with getting another. I got very lucky with the one I have which happens to be a 4th generation doodle, as has a nice coat.

The problem here in Ireland is that you either have people touting 10th generation labradoodles, and looking for 1000euro for a pup, or you get people who think that 'we have a lab, our friends have a poodle, let's cross breed them and charge 500euro a pup' The problem is that 1st generation 'doodles are a lucky dip in terms of size, appearance, type of coat, etc, and yet these people will swear blind that the pups will all grow up to be beautiful fluffy adults with totally non-shedding coats, which is total bollox.

This the size of my fella at about 9 months old.
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Posted 09 January 2016 - 01:53 AM

oh gawd. increased appetite==older stuff from freezer==out of maloxx==misery
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Posted 09 January 2016 - 01:57 AM

Man forget the freezer. Get fresh pizza every day.

Every. Day.
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Posted 10 January 2016 - 07:48 AM

Our Internet is down. It's not a router problem,it's a problem at the exchange. So who know when it is going to be fixed...
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Posted 10 January 2016 - 01:46 PM

Went arse over tit trying to ambush my brother in law and landed flat on my back across the edge of mum's decking. Ouch.
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Posted 11 January 2016 - 06:06 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 10 January 2016 - 07:48 AM, said:

Our Internet is down. It's not a router problem,it's a problem at the exchange. So who know when it is going to be fixed...

And now, cos I decided to use my phone as a WiFi hotpot so we could watch Netflix on the PS4 I have used far too much data...
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Posted 11 January 2016 - 06:44 AM

My wife has been ill for about four days now. Looks like flu, she went to gp on Saturday and got ant b's for a chest infection but she's been awake most of the night again with a really high fever.

Going to take her in again as soon as I've got my daughter into school.
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Posted 11 January 2016 - 08:46 AM

View PostTraveller, on 11 January 2016 - 06:44 AM, said:

My wife has been ill for about four days now. Looks like flu, she went to gp on Saturday and got ant b's for a chest infection but she's been awake most of the night again with a really high fever.

Going to take her in again as soon as I've got my daughter into school.


Sounds bad, man. I hope she gets well soon. Is her fever criticality off the charts high?

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Posted 11 January 2016 - 08:53 AM

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Posted 11 January 2016 - 11:30 AM

I had a nice slice of cake yesterday.

However that was for my girlfriend's birthday, which while great was also the day before she started her 9 week placement, which is nearer than it could have been but still in the region of hours and three digits of cash to visit for the weekend, unless I get the slowest bus and the cheapest BNB. Also my mum has a chest infection and we've had to contact the transplant team in case something else goes wrong as well.
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Posted 11 January 2016 - 01:17 PM

View PostGredfallan Ale, on 11 January 2016 - 08:46 AM, said:

View PostTraveller, on 11 January 2016 - 06:44 AM, said:

My wife has been ill for about four days now. Looks like flu, she went to gp on Saturday and got anti b's for a chest infection but she's been awake most of the night again with a really high fever.

Going to take her in again as soon as I've got my daughter into school.


Sounds bad, man. I hope she gets well soon. Is her fever criticality off the charts high?



Just consistently high, usual stuff is just bringing it down a small amount for an hour or so. She was burning up last night - sort of fever I'd associate with sepsis of some kind.

Anyway, we're in the hospital at the moment waiting for her to go to x-ray after they took a load of blood samples.
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Posted 11 January 2016 - 03:02 PM

Bruised ankle. Had hard time sleeping cuz of it.

We've had the light dusting layer of snow, and now I'm paranoid walking that I'll slip and either roll my ankle (again. Did it twice last Thursday, but not too serious) or re-pull my leg/groin (this happened last winter: every time I'd be outside, i'd have a small "slide", destabilizing my leg, until eventually I had to take 2 months off playing)
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Posted 11 January 2016 - 03:25 PM

Bowie.

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Posted 11 January 2016 - 04:46 PM

View PostRaging Cajun Gator King, on 11 January 2016 - 06:14 AM, said:

I have unlimited data. I got in with Att like 2 months before they stopped doing it and am grandfathered in but I still get txt telling me I've hit 5gb and I could get additional fees but I never do. I guess it's an error on their part? This post just reminded me of that annoyance


Had AT&T unlimited Data a couple years back with my old iphone. At 5 GB you'll probably see some metering of your overall speed. That's how they give you "unlimited data" but still keep people from hogging bandwidth, They also typically don't allow you to act as a Hotspot with those plans unless things changed. I used to be a heavy user but my job has been out in BFE and I don't get signal to stream like I used to and download everything 24/7

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