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What's messing with your groove?

#1541 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:17 AM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Jul 13 2009, 04:54 PM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Jul 10 2009, 03:21 AM, said:

View PostAin't_It_Just_, on Jul 10 2009, 03:17 AM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Jul 10 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

SHIARA!

I thought you were dead...


Yeah, I thought he'd gone too, but I wasn't sure. Didn't want to look stupid.



Well, Shiara is a she, so....


AIJ did you miss it the first time you called her a he and it was pointed out to you?


Probably. I am very absent-minded.


......what were we talking about?
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#1542 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 03:03 PM

View PostAin't_It_Just_, on Jul 13 2009, 11:17 AM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Jul 13 2009, 04:54 PM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Jul 10 2009, 03:21 AM, said:

View PostAin't_It_Just_, on Jul 10 2009, 03:17 AM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Jul 10 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

SHIARA!

I thought you were dead...


Yeah, I thought he'd gone too, but I wasn't sure. Didn't want to look stupid.



Well, Shiara is a she, so....


AIJ did you miss it the first time you called her a he and it was pointed out to you?


Probably. I am very absent-minded.


......what were we talking about?


I think we were quoting things...
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 05:59 PM

My main computer refuses to connect to the internet. It says the signal strength for the network is too low.
My Eeepc says otherwise.
Christ I hate this apartment complex for rf signals.
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#1544 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 08:39 PM

Shit. Looks like a 3 year relationship down the drain.

I won't whine and bitch, because it's unbecoming, but I managed to find someone who put up with living with me for a whole year, then 2 months apart, talking about looking for a place together and that's it. That's where I fucked up y'see, I should have known once she remembered what not having to deal with me farting in bed and cooking for me everyday was like, she'd scarper.

Not to self: next time, chain woman to house.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:28 PM

I'm really sorry to hear about this TT. You seem to be taking it well at the moment, but I know a realtionship ending is never easy, especially when it's a long one. I hope things start to look up for you soon. One day I'm sure you'll find a woman who is willing to put up with the farting and cooking duties. She's out there somewhere!

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:32 PM

IPS driver error
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 10:55 PM

TT - do not chain woman to house... she will jsut become angry and decide that she will cook your a beautiful meal and put it in your sock drawer :question: That really sucks though :p *hugs for TT*


My old work has not sent out my group certificate (for tax) and I have a bad feeling they are stalling me and might not send it out, because they are bastards. That means I'll have to go to the tax office and get the government onto them etc etc when all I want to do is get my form and be done with them for good :question:
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 12:21 AM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Jul 14 2009, 06:39 AM, said:

Shit. Looks like a 3 year relationship down the drain.

I won't whine and bitch, because it's unbecoming, but I managed to find someone who put up with living with me for a whole year, then 2 months apart, talking about looking for a place together and that's it. That's where I fucked up y'see, I should have known once she remembered what not having to deal with me farting in bed and cooking for me everyday was like, she'd scarper.

Not to self: next time, chain woman to house.


Argh, too bad TT. Go drown your sorrows-oh wait, maybe you shouldn't....

Got a toothache. Hurting like a bitch, and I don't know why.
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#1549 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 12:36 AM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Jul 14 2009, 06:39 AM, said:

Shit. Looks like a 3 year relationship down the drain.

I won't whine and bitch, because it's unbecoming, but I managed to find someone who put up with living with me for a whole year, then 2 months apart, talking about looking for a place together and that's it. That's where I fucked up y'see, I should have known once she remembered what not having to deal with me farting in bed and cooking for me everyday was like, she'd scarper.

Not to self: next time, chain woman to house.


I'm sorry to hear that TT *hugs*

Remember, there are plenty more fish in the closet.
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 03:15 AM

View PostShiara, on Jul 14 2009, 10:36 AM, said:

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Jul 14 2009, 06:39 AM, said:

Shit. Looks like a 3 year relationship down the drain.

I won't whine and bitch, because it's unbecoming, but I managed to find someone who put up with living with me for a whole year, then 2 months apart, talking about looking for a place together and that's it. That's where I fucked up y'see, I should have known once she remembered what not having to deal with me farting in bed and cooking for me everyday was like, she'd scarper.

Not to self: next time, chain woman to house.


I'm sorry to hear that TT *hugs*

Remember, there are plenty more fish in the closet.

Leave 'em in there too long and they'll stink :p

Seriously though, sorry to hear that. Relationships ending sucks. Hang in there buddy, you'll find someone else. Besides, someone who doesn't appreciate male stinkery is no woman at all. :question:
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 06:40 AM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on Jul 13 2009, 11:55 PM, said:

My old work has not sent out my group certificate (for tax) and I have a bad feeling they are stalling me and might not send it out, because they are bastards. That means I'll have to go to the tax office and get the government onto them etc etc when all I want to do is get my form and be done with them for good :p


Ah, had the same problem as that, if it's like the UK you can claim it back but it's a huge amount of hassle, so I don't envy that. I'm currently awaiting mine also from my previous place, so we'll swap stories of bureaucratic horrors shortly I suspect. :question:

Cheers guys, we're gonna talk at lunch today and see if we can sort things out, with any luck she'll still come visit this weekend and things'll be ok. I may just be being overly pessimistic (read: a big melodramatic woman) at a small problem, but it's because things are taking the exact route they did with my ex and I was panicking. Soon find out I suppose, fingers crossed I've just been epicly misreading things lately.

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WISDOM TEETH

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:08 AM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Jul 14 2009, 07:40 AM, said:

Cheers guys, we're gonna talk at lunch today and see if we can sort things out


Bribery!! Threaten her with a scene at lunch if she won't keep you on. You can weep and throw things.

I've had the phlegm job dumped on me again today. I thought my vomiting was over for the week but obviously not :question:
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:40 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Jul 14 2009, 08:08 AM, said:

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Jul 14 2009, 07:40 AM, said:

Cheers guys, we're gonna talk at lunch today and see if we can sort things out


Bribery!! Threaten her with a scene at lunch if she won't keep you on. You can weep and throw things.

I've had the phlegm job dumped on me again today. I thought my vomiting was over for the week but obviously not :question:


I swear if I was capable of empathy and/or sympathy I wouldn't know who I feel more sorry for.

Toby; don't do it; it's a female trick! Instead have a dog turd in a brown paper bag couriered to her while she waits with an enclosed picture of you getting off with her mum/sister/best friend(s) (better still all of the preceeding).

Then set her cat on fire.

This is the rational course of action, when you have done this give your Uncle Cougar a ring and I'll dispense more wisdom.
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:47 AM

View PostMappo's Travelling Sack, on Jul 14 2009, 01:15 PM, said:

Leave 'em in there too long and they'll stink :p


That is epic. Imaginary Rep to you, Mappo.

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Jul 14 2009, 04:40 PM, said:

@AIJ: You might no want to hear the dreaded phrase but@

WISDOM TEETH

From your age they should be coming through soon, and they're a bitch. Been dentists?


No I haven't gone, because dentists are sad, sick, strange little people who come from Western Samoa. :question:

I suspect it's not my wisdom teeth-I've been told that I grind my teeth in my sleep, so it's probably that.
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 14 July 2009 - 04:41 PM

I fucking hate my job.

That is all.
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 05:41 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Jul 14 2009, 07:40 AM, said:

Cheers guys, we're gonna talk at lunch today and see if we can sort things out, with any luck she'll still come visit this weekend and things'll be ok. I may just be being overly pessimistic (read: a big melodramatic woman) at a small problem, but it's because things are taking the exact route they did with my ex and I was panicking. Soon find out I suppose, fingers crossed I've just been epicly misreading things lately.

Hope that went ok dude.
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 06:08 PM

Unless it ended with feline immolation then it didn't
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 06:49 PM

Gaaaaawd... *cough* My lungs are bottomless pits full of greenish-yellow slime... and my throat huuuuuuuurts... :question:
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:38 PM

View PostDag, on Jul 14 2009, 07:49 PM, said:

Gaaaaawd... *cough* My lungs are bottomless pits full of greenish-yellow slime... and my throat huuuuuuuurts... :question:


Swine flu!

My groove is messed because I have to run a workshop tomorrow for a lot of austere medical doctors. Not only is it really boring, but the last time the PCs in the computer session were all infected with a virus and there was a rather awkward widespread porn pop-up event........ Knowing my luck, something worse is due to happen.
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:47 PM

For the love of god, some british malazanite sneak into Mezlas work place and change her screen saver for dolphin porn!
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