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What's messing with your groove?
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:19 PM
that just means you need to name one of your pizza at your shop the Dirty stupid whore pizza... in honor of her
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 11:21 PM
Hmm, I'll give it some thought guys, really I will, but at the risk of sounding like a complete sap, I think the title of the pizza should be awesomest girl ever. I need to get drunk. Excuse me.
souls are for wimps
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 11:35 PM
Awesomest Girl Ever: The crust is made of bacon, the sauce is little bits of bacon, the toppings are bacon, with a side of baconsticks.
Dirty Fucking Whore: The crust is made of cardboard, the sauce is the tears you've wept, and the toppings are the 'fruits' of your loneliness.
Dirty Fucking Whore: The crust is made of cardboard, the sauce is the tears you've wept, and the toppings are the 'fruits' of your loneliness.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 29 June 2009 - 04:34 AM
Son of a bitch.
I hadn't checked last week when I was supposed to meet for work today. Usually it's between 6 and 7 in the morning. Got up early, got into work a 6 o'clock just to be sure. 15 minutes the shift leader arrives, I check the workschedule... 12 o'clock. I showed up 6 hours early.
I could be sleeping right now, but I am wide awake.
Son of a Bitch.
I hadn't checked last week when I was supposed to meet for work today. Usually it's between 6 and 7 in the morning. Got up early, got into work a 6 o'clock just to be sure. 15 minutes the shift leader arrives, I check the workschedule... 12 o'clock. I showed up 6 hours early.
I could be sleeping right now, but I am wide awake.
Son of a Bitch.
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Posted 29 June 2009 - 07:49 AM
Damn, sounds terrible. Losing sleep=bad.
I'm annoyed because I submitted a story I've worked my ass off for since last month, and hasn't gotten a mention. Unappreciated genius.
I'm annoyed because I submitted a story I've worked my ass off for since last month, and hasn't gotten a mention. Unappreciated genius.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 29 June 2009 - 08:30 AM
Aptorian, on Jun 28 2009, 06:11 PM, said:
How long of a trip are you going on that you need more than 32 gigabites of space for music? That must be like, a month of non-stop play time.
Just a short jaunt ALL THE WAY ROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FRICKIN' WORLD AND BACK! Plus spending silly amounts of time on European public transport I presume. I just wanted to be able to put my entire collection on the damn thing without having to pick and choose. A portable multimedia player would have been best but in this ENTIRE FRICKIN' COUNTRY you can't get anything over 32 gig unless it's a fucking iPod classic.
So I bought one of the fucking things today.
I asked them "Is it all self-contained? This is all I need to plug it into my computer, charge it, copy mp3 files across and away we go?"
"Yes".
"Fair enough," thinks I "shouldn't be too hard."
I-D-I-O-T.
Open box. Step 1: download itunes and manual.
WTF??? Why is this not preinstalled? Or supplied helpfully on a disk?
I am not at home, I am a Mater Dear's place. She has DIAL-UP. Plus my laptop is not connected to the setup she has here.
Fuck!
I am going to have to take this over to a mate's place and get on to their network. So all the fun of connecting to a new network will ensue. Fuckerty fuckitty fuck shit fuck fucking fucker FUCK!!!
Why do things have to be so difficult? Some of us aren't connected 24/7 to teh interwebz with broadband.
I am going to have to kill someone to assuage my consumer rage. Soon.
Cheers,
La Sombra, will have the chillout sessions going constantly on the flight. Assuming I get all this shit working.
PS - Fuck.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 29 June 2009 - 06:23 PM
Michael Faraday.
If that c**t hadn't bothered so much about elecromagnetism and electrochemistry I would have a decent chance of passing the exam.
As it stands, I have a week to stuff it all into my head, which I've been trying to do for the last two weeks. Unsuccessfully.
edit - i wrote c u n t without those stars. What do mods have against such a useful and versatile word?
If that c**t hadn't bothered so much about elecromagnetism and electrochemistry I would have a decent chance of passing the exam.
As it stands, I have a week to stuff it all into my head, which I've been trying to do for the last two weeks. Unsuccessfully.
edit - i wrote c u n t without those stars. What do mods have against such a useful and versatile word?
This post has been edited by chill: 29 June 2009 - 06:25 PM
Kif: Sir, remember your course correction?
Captain Zapp: No.
Kif: Well, it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped.
Captain Zapp: No.
Kif: Well, it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped.
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Posted 29 June 2009 - 06:40 PM
Still pretending to be family-friendly, I see. 
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 29 June 2009 - 09:22 PM
chill, on Jun 29 2009, 08:23 PM, said:
Michael Faraday.
If that c**t hadn't bothered so much about elecromagnetism and electrochemistry I would have a decent chance of passing the exam.
As it stands, I have a week to stuff it all into my head, which I've been trying to do for the last two weeks. Unsuccessfully.
edit - i wrote c u n t without those stars. What do mods have against such a useful and versatile word?
If that c**t hadn't bothered so much about elecromagnetism and electrochemistry I would have a decent chance of passing the exam.
As it stands, I have a week to stuff it all into my head, which I've been trying to do for the last two weeks. Unsuccessfully.
edit - i wrote c u n t without those stars. What do mods have against such a useful and versatile word?
Hetan will clunge you to death if you use it near her.
Think of it like the N word. Not a great word in any way or form. The F word on the other hand is much appreciated here on the forum.
Legend has it that if you stand in front of a mirror, with the light of and say fuck 5 times Illuyankas the Angry Chicken appears and pecks out your eyes and clads you in a smelly hawaian shirt made from the flesh of vegetarians.
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Illuyankas
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Posted 29 June 2009 - 09:27 PM
That's a lie and you know it.
All my vegan-skin shirts are deliciously fragrant.
All my vegan-skin shirts are deliciously fragrant.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 June 2009 - 10:25 PM
All while screaming clunge at the top of his voice, I might add.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 29 June 2009 - 10:33 PM
<Nev-no-wen-2-stop> my dad bought me a pack of KENT HD today
<Nev-no-wen-2-stop> he was like lookit that it has holes in teh filter so you can change the taste when you press them
<Nev-no-wen-2-stop> i just ducktaped one and it tastes great but hell if im gonna do that with every cigarette for the rest of my life
yeah... thats my life today
In an unrelated story I'm gonna go to see my girl tommorow morning at about 8 CET at her work have a coffee with her chat and hopefully steal a kiss from her.
<Nev-no-wen-2-stop> he was like lookit that it has holes in teh filter so you can change the taste when you press them
<Nev-no-wen-2-stop> i just ducktaped one and it tastes great but hell if im gonna do that with every cigarette for the rest of my life
yeah... thats my life today
In an unrelated story I'm gonna go to see my girl tommorow morning at about 8 CET at her work have a coffee with her chat and hopefully steal a kiss from her.
This post has been edited by Vicodin&FantasyBooks: 29 June 2009 - 10:33 PM
AND in your forceful innocence you all believe you're somewhat special. That you're better than the sinners of this world. Well you're not special. Not on my internet ;P
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 12:38 AM
Vicodin&FantasyBooks, on Jun 30 2009, 08:33 AM, said:
<Nev-no-wen-2-stop> my dad bought me a pack of KENT HD today
<Nev-no-wen-2-stop> he was like lookit that it has holes in teh filter so you can change the taste when you press them
<Nev-no-wen-2-stop> i just ducktaped one and it tastes great but hell if im gonna do that with every cigarette for the rest of my life
<Nev-no-wen-2-stop> he was like lookit that it has holes in teh filter so you can change the taste when you press them
<Nev-no-wen-2-stop> i just ducktaped one and it tastes great but hell if im gonna do that with every cigarette for the rest of my life
OK....not really sure what just happened but alright...
It's he morning ad I feel like shit, particularly behind the eyes.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 12:48 AM
I slightly bump my knee and now it's twice normal size. There's little to no pain but the dern thing is limiting my mobility and probably going to keep me out of jiu-jitsu for a week.
Looks like bursitis... and lots of self-medicating wif booze...
Looks like bursitis... and lots of self-medicating wif booze...
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:36 AM
Last night I went to a 19th for one of my mates. We had a great time, apparently. I can't remember a thing. This morning I woke up in a paddock a half an hour drive from where the party was, with no idea where I was, hands and legs all cut up and my wallet and phone were missing. Plus, I had (and still do have) the worst hangover ever. I spent about an hour looking for my wallet and phone, only to find them 3 metres from where I woke up. I also had to hitchhike with this creepy woman to get home, as walking would've taken me hours.
God, my head hurts...
God, my head hurts...
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:39 AM
That, sir, is an awesome night. It belongs in the "what's making you happy" thread.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:49 AM
yes, provided you pants where still on i would call that a win...
all posessions returned, no sodomy... and a fucking awesome story/puzzle to figure out
all posessions returned, no sodomy... and a fucking awesome story/puzzle to figure out
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
