What's messing with your groove?

#10861 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Pre-dinner mayonnaise -- it's good for you!

Posted 09 March 2012 - 11:22 AM

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks

#10862 QuickTidal

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 11:35 AM

Loki, on 09 March 2012 - 10:57 AM, said:

No Jade......something else

But I won't give clues because I don't want to give anything away. But it's sad and it sucks!

At least you are still playing. Brent Weeks said he played it and loved it for two hours...inserted the second disc...which was defective.

Imagine the suckage of that.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon

#10863 QuickTidal

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 11:37 AM

@Stormy: Yeah, I tried that, but she squirms out of my grip usually. She's unusually slippery. Plan b is grab her with a towel and wrap her so she cannot use her limbs at all. Plus it doubles as a blanket for the trip.

@Tapper: Indeed sir. Hopefully that will be the plan.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon

#10864 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 12:04 PM

Next trimester is going to suck. Royally. I've got two Arts lectures/tutes and EIGHT Law ones. Ack.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#10865 Loki

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 12:09 PM

@QT - Suckage like his write-up?

Mass Effect 3 made me cry

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#10866 rhulad

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 02:42 PM

Do you want me to beat it up?

#10867 QuickTidal

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 05:08 PM

HUGE WALKING DEAD spoiler I rolled across and wasn't warned! Fuck you Internet I was two episodes behind!

FUCK!

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon

#10868 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 08:26 PM

QuickTidal, on 09 March 2012 - 05:08 PM, said:

HUGE WALKING DEAD spoiler I rolled across and wasn't warned! Fuck you Internet I was two episodes behind!

FUCK!

There are dead people? GASP.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#10869 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 09 March 2012 - 08:44 PM

Oh no! I had the Mass Effect 3 ending spoilers shoved in my face before I even played 2!

Spoiler

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#10870 Loki

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 03:34 AM

My mood is messed by the fact that I can't decide which facial hair is more epic....

This one....

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or

This one...

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Number of downloads: 0

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#10871 SylvanShade

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 04:11 AM

I said it before - when I was laid siege upon by that centipede, and again the other night when I walked into my bedroom to find thousands of baby spiders all dropping down from the ceiling - and I'll say it again: I hate this country.

I'm sitting here, at my make-shift computer desk:

Spoiler

And suddenly I notice the cables leading to my left speaker are stirring. I prod blindly with my bare foot, wondering if it is actually me that is moving them. When I look underneath the desk, I see a very generously sized brown snake moving around. For those who don't know, brown snakes are goddamn poisonous, most often fatally.
I do an awkward roll over the back of my chair after it looks up at me and scramble away.

Oh jesus christ in hell, it moved fast. After around half an hour it made its way out the door:

Spoiler

If I had accidentally nudged it when I was moving my feet around, I would probably be on the brink of death right now, haha.
I think I'll wear my ug-boots for a little while...

Home for a day, and I'm already dodging venomous things...

If I look back, I am lost.

#10872 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 05:14 AM

And this is why I live in a nice, environmentally obliterated metropolitan area.

#10873 Shiara

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 05:51 AM

SylvanShade, on 10 March 2012 - 04:11 AM, said:

Spoiler

That looks more like a whip snake than an eastern brown snake, but you did the right thing - no sense in taking risks you might not live to regret!

Here's a handy identification site, if you want to ID the sucker: http://www.snakecatc...au/Snake_ID.php

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#10874 worry

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 06:08 AM

Ban all Australians for the horrors they unleash upon this board and the world at large.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10875 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 06:28 AM

Just flee the god damn continent. I like winter 'cause it kills lots of that shit. Fuck global warming. We need winter to keel the creepy-crawlies!

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#10876 SylvanShade

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 07:04 AM

Perhaps I shall...

Canada's looking like a good candidate at the moment.

If I look back, I am lost.

#10877 Loki

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 07:13 AM

Oh please, it was a tiny snake.....honestly

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#10878 Ain't_It_Just_

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The AIJman cometh

Posted 10 March 2012 - 07:36 AM

Loki, on 10 March 2012 - 07:13 AM, said:

Oh please, it was a tiny snake.....honestly

Had to be done

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#10879 SylvanShade

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 08:16 AM

*shamed*

*seppuku*

If I look back, I am lost.

#10880 Shiara

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 08:32 AM

Quote

Clinically, the venom of the eastern brown snake is known to cause diarrhea, dizziness, collapse or convulsions, renal failure, paralysis and cardiac arrest.[3] Without medical treatment, bites can be fatal.[9]

Better safe than sorry.

*casting the shaved knuckle*