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What's messing with your groove?

#10781 User is offline   Sheve 

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 07:49 PM

Slight concussion, and my internet keeps crashing.
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
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#10782 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 08:25 PM

View PostSombra, on 03 March 2012 - 04:36 PM, said:



View PostLoki, on 02 March 2012 - 12:34 PM, said:

Long division and negative numbers :admin:EDIT: Okay, so the negative numbers are actually quite easy - it's the bloody long division that is evil!!! Why can't I just use a bloody calculator???


I have recent practice at Year 10 maths, so I'm sure I can help with the long division if necessary. Even though it's been ... nearly 30 years since I last did it. :)


Hehehehehe Daddy Sombra

This post has been edited by Someshta: 03 March 2012 - 08:25 PM

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala
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#10783 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 09:38 PM

bloody cover letter.
I hate writing cover letters. I never have any issues with Resumes/CVs, but cover letters are always a pain.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#10784 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 10:27 PM

Never. Drinking. Again.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#10785 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 11:15 PM

MTS said:

1330813644[/url]' post='939696']
Never. Drinking. Again.


Liar
Although I said he same thing this morning.

This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 03 March 2012 - 11:16 PM

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#10786 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 11:25 PM

View PostMTS, on 03 March 2012 - 10:27 PM, said:

Never. Drinking. Again.

until the next time....
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#10787 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 11:41 PM

View PostMTS, on 03 March 2012 - 10:27 PM, said:

Never. Drinking. Again.

I said that last week. So far, so good. But mostly, on account of being/ going nowhere.
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
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#10788 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 12:15 AM

View PostSomeshta, on 03 March 2012 - 08:25 PM, said:

View PostSombra, on 03 March 2012 - 04:36 PM, said:



View PostLoki, on 02 March 2012 - 12:34 PM, said:

Long division and negative numbers :admin:EDIT: Okay, so the negative numbers are actually quite easy - it's the bloody long division that is evil!!! Why can't I just use a bloody calculator???


I have recent practice at Year 10 maths, so I'm sure I can help with the long division if necessary. Even though it's been ... nearly 30 years since I last did it. :up:


Hehehehehe Daddy Sombra



Bwahahahaha, :up: XD
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#10789 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 12:49 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on 03 March 2012 - 11:15 PM, said:

MTS said:

1330813644[/url]' post='939696']
Never. Drinking. Again.


Liar
Although I said he same thing this morning.



View PostMentalist, on 03 March 2012 - 11:25 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 March 2012 - 10:27 PM, said:

Never. Drinking. Again.

until the next time....



View PostTapper, on 03 March 2012 - 11:41 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 March 2012 - 10:27 PM, said:

Never. Drinking. Again.

I said that last week. So far, so good. But mostly, on account of being/ going nowhere.

Damn you all for being right. :up:
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#10790 User is offline   Nicodimas 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 03:01 AM

So went drinking at a party where a bunch of workpeeps were at:

Totally was a ahole to the person I hate. Should just ignored the guy. <he slept with a girl i was seeing, which she broke up with me> So I acted a fool in front of people who my are actually friends..I was really bad. Just wanted to Vent, that I feel bad that my friends got to see me as a total angry drunk. Never been that way...well this over the top..I drank alot!

Taking a break from drinking cause that was NOT my best moment.
-If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone
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#10791 User is offline   JLV 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 03:26 AM

Being an angry drunk is a sign of your masculinity. Only the best of us can smash tables and throw people through windows while inebriated.
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#10792 User is offline   Otataral Toblakai 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 05:58 AM

Withdrawal symptoms from an excessive absence of mango/chocolate flavoured milk.
Disclaimer: The Toblakai in my nick is in no way Karsa but the spawn of a Thelomen Toblakai and the Otataral Dragon.
Disclaimer to the disclaimer: Thinks about his signature and wonders how on earth would a Toblakai and the Otataral Dragon...create offspring?
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#10793 User is offline   Otataral Toblakai 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 06:04 AM

View PostJLV, on 04 March 2012 - 03:26 AM, said:

Being an angry drunk is a sign of your masculinity. Only the best of us can smash tables and throw people through windows while inebriated.


And perform acts unthought of while one retains conscious control of his/her body. Like attempting to take care of unwanted body waste, liquid and solid, in the presence of the general public and in the general public's property such as that patch of manicured land where commuters and commuting vehicles pass. Like jumping off a roof. Like trying to kick cars.
Disclaimer: The Toblakai in my nick is in no way Karsa but the spawn of a Thelomen Toblakai and the Otataral Dragon.
Disclaimer to the disclaimer: Thinks about his signature and wonders how on earth would a Toblakai and the Otataral Dragon...create offspring?
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#10794 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 08:07 AM

View PostOtataral Toblakai, on 04 March 2012 - 06:04 AM, said:

View PostJLV, on 04 March 2012 - 03:26 AM, said:

Being an angry drunk is a sign of your masculinity. Only the best of us can smash tables and throw people through windows while inebriated.


And perform acts unthought of while one retains conscious control of his/her body. Like attempting to take care of unwanted body waste, liquid and solid, in the presence of the general public and in the general public's property such as that patch of manicured land where commuters and commuting vehicles pass. Like jumping off a roof. Like trying to kick cars.


the 1 milion dollaz question is: was said car in mortion at the time?
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#10795 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 08:11 AM

I have four midgie bites on one ankle and three on the other. My ankles are SUPER ITCHY.
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#10796 User is offline   KingTeholBeddict 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 08:32 AM

How come getting up at 5 30-6 on school days is such a pain, while on weekends there is no problem whatsoever?
"I'm having one of those things... A headache with pictures." An Idea? "Yeah, that's it!"
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#10797 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 09:38 AM

I slept for fifteen hours today and I still feel sick.

I've an assignment due tomorrow and I had planned to complete it yesterday but thanks to feeling unwell I now have to complete it last minute whilst still feeling sick.

Woe.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#10798 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 10:25 AM

Spent basically all day today helping my brother's ex-roommate get his car running. Attempting to replace the battery, etc. then finally pushing it to the nearest shop.

Someone I owe literally nothing. Who, if anything, owes me something because I spent the past 3 months babysitting his car for him while he didn't have parking.

But, I suppose, in the words of my brother, "Everybody gets one."
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#10799 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:44 AM

It seems since Im now back from my banning that im in TQB again and now chat wont let me in.

What fresh hell is this....
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#10800 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:45 AM

Whoever unbanned you did your permissions wrong. They need to change your user group and reactivate your access to chat. Just PM one of the Admins :up:

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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