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#15181 Abyss

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 03:03 PM

Loki, on 15 July 2017 - 11:51 AM, said:

Ripley: "MUMMY! I NEED A DRINK!"

Me: "There is no Mummy, only Zuul!"

*silence*

Ripley: "ZUUL! I NEED A DRINK!"

You better watch out. He may not have multiple streams to cross but the one available will be a pain to clean up.

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#15182 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 03:26 PM

Sexy new machine we bought today. Good coffee is good!

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We all Scream
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#15183 Maark Abbott

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 08:52 PM

I got the job! So in a bit over four weeks I'll be a legal representative... Scary stuff.

Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle

#15184 Macros

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 09:24 PM

It's east out of nice to Monaco.

If you are training it jump of for lunch at Ville France, a few scenes from. The film Ronin were shot there and it's a beautiful little town.

Go to Monaco and land down the marina and stare at the giant yachts

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#15185 Mentalist

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 10:33 PM

If you take the boat, they'll actually sail you out to show off the biggest yachts.

We got to sail around Abramovich's old yacht (he sold that one a few years back). It's kinda ridiculous.

And the really big ones aren't parked in the harbors- they're anchored off-shore, and you need to be high up on Monaco's escarpments to see them well.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#15186 Andorion

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Posted 19 July 2017 - 04:42 AM

Finally got my brother into Malazan.

He finished GotM and loved it.

#15187 Andorion

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Posted 19 July 2017 - 06:36 PM

Briar King, on 19 July 2017 - 05:07 AM, said:

Great now get him on here

He said he might join once he finishes DG.

At the moment he is about 30% in, and he told he thinks

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#15188 worry

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Posted 19 July 2017 - 07:21 PM

What if your brother sucks compared to you and the board rejects him? Won't that cause tensions?

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15189 JPK

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Posted 20 July 2017 - 02:17 AM

Whiskey.

#15190 Andorion

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Posted 20 July 2017 - 02:45 AM

worry, on 19 July 2017 - 07:21 PM, said:

What if your brother sucks compared to you and the board rejects him? Won't that cause tensions?

Nah, he is the socialiser, I am the awkward guy.

#15191 Macros

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Posted 20 July 2017 - 09:14 AM

What if we love him and then reject you?

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#15192 Coltaine -

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Posted 20 July 2017 - 12:10 PM

Andorion, on 19 July 2017 - 04:42 AM, said:

Finally got my brother into Malazan.

He finished GotM and loved it.

How long did it take you to convince him to read the book? I'm just trying to convince some friends of mine. All of them are getting the same birthday gift.

#15193 amphibian

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Posted 20 July 2017 - 12:21 PM

- Coltaine -, on 20 July 2017 - 12:10 PM, said:

Andorion, on 19 July 2017 - 04:42 AM, said:

Finally got my brother into Malazan.

He finished GotM and loved it.

How long did it take you to convince him to read the book? I'm just trying to convince some friends of mine. All of them are getting the same birthday gift.

Took my younger brother maybe five years to start reading Malazan. He's on Reaper's Gale now after about a year of reading off and on. Enjoys it and will probably never join this board.

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#15194 Illuyankas

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Posted 20 July 2017 - 08:43 PM

Booked my girlfriend and I a fortnight in Corfu for £456 each including travel insurance, found out I got about 10% more on my bastard hard exam for my current OU module (was expecting 45%, got 55%, shit sucked) and also got my tax rebate for this year revealed; I overpaid by £2200 so now I'm just trying to claim that shit back, moo hoo ha ha

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#15195 Lady Bliss

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Posted 21 July 2017 - 01:22 AM

Just ate dinner with Gust Hubb and having a few drinks. I am amused.

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#15196 Macros

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Posted 21 July 2017 - 06:51 AM

I can see gusty being an entertaining dinner guest

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#15197 worry

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Posted 21 July 2017 - 07:18 AM

How beautifully does he slice his meat?

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15198 Coltaine -

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Posted 21 July 2017 - 09:10 AM

amphibian, on 20 July 2017 - 12:21 PM, said:

- Coltaine -, on 20 July 2017 - 12:10 PM, said:

Andorion, on 19 July 2017 - 04:42 AM, said:

Finally got my brother into Malazan.

He finished GotM and loved it.

How long did it take you to convince him to read the book? I'm just trying to convince some friends of mine. All of them are getting the same birthday gift.

Took my younger brother maybe five years to start reading Malazan. He's on Reaper's Gale now after about a year of reading off and on. Enjoys it and will probably never join this board.

I have tried it now for more than three years. One of the main problems is that the German publisher decided to split every book aside from Gardens of the Moon (I hate you Blanvalet!!!). And if someone asks me how many books I have to say 19 if you want to read it in German. Discourages most people somehow. Posted Image

#15199 Lady Bliss

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Posted 21 July 2017 - 05:07 PM

worry, on 21 July 2017 - 07:18 AM, said:

How beautifully does he slice his meat?

He's a veggie!!! Great talking and he sent me home with a book to read :-). The Brief history of the dead.

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#15200 Gust Hubb

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Posted 21 July 2017 - 05:59 PM

My veggies look delicate and beautiful.

And Bliss, great coversation takes two. You are awesome.

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