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#9541 Macros

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 10:17 PM

meh. I'm not a fan of the idea, this is likely something we will not agree on.

and its past my bed time.

I'm taking the moral victory

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#9542 Hinter

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 07:51 AM

~~On topic, Man U were beaten by a superior side - get over it. It was nothing to do with a bad referee or myopic linesmen, Real PLAYED BETTER FOOTBALL.~~

Off topic, but shame about those cheating peasant refs hey? All you Man U fans should go to the united nations, or God or something. Perhaps they can sort it all out for you.

#9543 Gothos

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 08:04 AM

He wasn't exactly cheating, he was simply terrible. There should be one penalty for each club and that red was uncalled for. He got in the way of proper football, until Nani's card the game was the best match I've seen this year. After that, well... at this level, being one man down is simply terrible.

Also, that Real substitute goalie really earned his keep this match. Could very well see this game ending like 4-3 if not for both goalies' badassery...

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#9544 Satan

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 10:39 AM

I'm not a peasant. I've got an office job. And as a man with an office job, I checked the Laws of the Game to see if there was any basis for the red card.

According to Law 12,

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A player, substitute or substituted player is sent off if he commits any of the following seven offences:

serious foul play
[...]

Then it becomes a matter of interpretation if this was serious foul play or not. According to Interpretations of Laws of the Game, serious foul play is, amongst other things(my emphasis):

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Any player who lunges at an opponent in challenging for the ball from the front, from the side or from behind using one or both legs, with excessive force and endangering the safety of an opponent is guilty of serious foul play.

Based on this, it may be justifiable to give Nani a red card.

That said, I would only have awarded Nani with a yellow on account of reckless play:

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"Reckless" means that the player has acted with complete disregard to the danger to, or consequences for, his opponent. A player who plays in a reckless manner must be cautioned

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#9545 Macros

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 11:08 AM

Dolmens latest picture in the paint by numbers thread.
holy shit its awesome.

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#9546 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 02:25 PM

My current job title is Senior Scientist. Along with the other Senior Scientists in my business, we meet each week to discuss problems and plan the next batch of work. I'm the only native British person in the group with the other people being from China, India and Italy. One of the Indian ladies took to abbreviating the name of our working group in correspondance to "the SS". Now they have all taken it up and there are meeting minutes circulating the company with the email subject "SS meeting". I just replied to the group with a short desciption of what the abbreviation "SS" is historically associated with and said it is up to them if they think it is appropriate for our team. Feckin idiots but it has kept me entertained for half the day and composing the email nearly made me and a colleague suffocate from laughing so much.

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#9547 Abyss

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 03:37 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 06 March 2013 - 02:25 PM, said:

...abbreviating the name of our working group in correspondance to "the SS".... Feckin idiots ...

You could have just demanded that they address you as 'herr commandante'...

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#9548 Macros

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 03:55 PM

I should think you'd be honours to be considered the Jaguars of the science teams world.

This post has been edited by Macros: 06 March 2013 - 04:02 PM

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#9549 King Lear

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 01:22 AM

AHHHHHHHHHH interview thingy that went really well and I want this job so muuuuucchhhhhhhhh

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#9550 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:41 AM

Today I learned, thanks to the TVTropes page for You Are In Command Now, that

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this is the origin of a french army tradition; Adjutants (a senior enlisted rank) are called "My Lieutenant" due to an incident during the napoleonic wars. A unit that was being led by its senior NCO after losing much of its officers in battle impressed Napoleon, who mistook the uniform for a Lieutenant's. When he was informed that the "brave Lieutenant" was "merely" an Adjutant, he told his staff that from now on they would be addressed as Lieutenant.

I hereby demand that everyone address me as "my Lieutenant."

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 07 March 2013 - 02:42 AM

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#9551 Silencer

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:00 AM

my Lieutenant., on 07 March 2013 - 02:41 AM, said:

Today I learned, thanks to the TVTropes page for You Are In Command Now, that

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I hereby demand that everyone address me as "my Lieutenant."

Your wish...

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#9552 worry

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:09 AM

I forgot to toast my buns, so I ended up cooking my wieners longer than usual, and they turned out great as a result. Got brown and juicy. And they were just that much more cozy in them buns as a result. Couldn't wait to shove them in my mouth, almost kept one in each hand, but patience is a virtue. Still, went down fast and hard with nary a space for breath. Anyway, glad I did it, would recommend it to anyone else. Funny when mistakes turn into opportunities.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#9553 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:20 AM

Buns. I read this whole paragraph as innuendo.

#9554 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:23 AM

God damn it Silencer.

#9555 worry

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:24 AM

What do you mean, stranger?

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#9556 Silencer

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:45 AM

my Lieutenant., on 07 March 2013 - 03:23 AM, said:

God damn it Silencer.

You're welcome.

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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#9557 worry

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 05:56 AM

Gross.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#9558 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 06:25 AM

Beach time tomorrow! Makes a welcome change from sweating like a pedophile near a kindergarten.

Suck it Errant!

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#9559 ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 06:41 AM

Briar King, on 07 March 2013 - 05:27 AM, said:

Well that wasn't even worthy of a sex thread post. Sorry to let all my fans down. I just got kissed a few times.

That's one man-card for not sealing the deal, and another for getting our hopes up. Hand 'em over, son.

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#9560 Obdigore

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 06:44 AM

ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle, on 07 March 2013 - 06:41 AM, said:

Briar King, on 07 March 2013 - 05:27 AM, said:

Well that wasn't even worthy of a sex thread post. Sorry to let all my fans down. I just got kissed a few times.

That's one man-card for not sealing the deal, and another for getting our hopes up. Hand 'em over, son.

And by talking about man cards you just proved you are a subservient bitch who feels the need to conform to what society views as 'male' behavior. Congrats on not being able to think for yourself.

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