
Whats making you happy right now
#992
Posted 25 July 2009 - 11:12 PM
Salt-Man Z, on Jul 26 2009, 07:29 AM, said:
What's making me happy right now? A new baby girl:
Kaylee Grace, born yesterday morning at 10:35am weighing 8 lbs 12 oz and measuring 20.5" in length. Some pics. That's me in the fourth photo:




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Kaylee Grace, born yesterday morning at 10:35am weighing 8 lbs 12 oz and measuring 20.5" in length. Some pics. That's me in the fourth photo:





Great news! Teach her to read Malaz in a few days time.
I'm happy because it's my football final today...and I'm feeling confident.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#993
Posted 26 July 2009 - 01:05 AM
Congrats SMZ! I like how in the first pic, the way she has her hand it makes her fingers look like Zoidburg tentacles. Sweet.
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#994
Posted 26 July 2009 - 03:35 AM
alcohol and only alcohol
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
#995
Posted 26 July 2009 - 03:43 AM
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#996
Posted 26 July 2009 - 08:03 AM
I'm ONTOPOFTHEWORLD because we won our first final by a point!!!! Ossim.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#997
Posted 26 July 2009 - 01:23 PM
Taking a devout Catholic to a stripclub and buying him a dance because the guy who is actually getting married passed out about 10pm and we thought, "Hey, why waste these free tickets?"
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#998
Posted 26 July 2009 - 01:28 PM
Pictures or it didnt happen!
'We all have nukes, and we all know how to dance'
#999
Posted 26 July 2009 - 01:49 PM
Sadly, there was no camera available. Otherwise I'd have a lot more blackmail material.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#1000
Posted 26 July 2009 - 03:58 PM
I've been working at a Beer Festival for the last two days. And I got paid in free ale and copious delicious bbq'd food. Brilliant

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#1001
Posted 26 July 2009 - 04:18 PM
Congrats Salt-man and family - 8lb 12oz?
That's a healthy weight...give Mrs Salt-man my best wishes.



'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
#1002
Posted 26 July 2009 - 04:26 PM
The fact that the danish national anthem was played instead of the spanish national anthem when the winner of Tour d France was presented this afternoon. A bunch of amateurs those frenchies...

This post has been edited by Tremolo: 26 July 2009 - 04:26 PM
'We all have nukes, and we all know how to dance'
#1003
Posted 26 July 2009 - 05:19 PM
Yes I was quite happy with that as well, stupid Tour de France.
#1004
Posted 26 July 2009 - 05:25 PM
So you're telling me Europe isn't a country?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#1005
Posted 26 July 2009 - 05:33 PM
pshhhh, Silly HD Europe is a country... just like Africa is....



You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
#1006
Posted 26 July 2009 - 06:47 PM
*ignores above posts*
I am so happy! I have finally booked my ticket to Belfast! Leaving on august 10th. Are there any Malazites in the area who wants to meet for a pint?
I am so happy! I have finally booked my ticket to Belfast! Leaving on august 10th. Are there any Malazites in the area who wants to meet for a pint?
'We all have nukes, and we all know how to dance'
#1007
Posted 26 July 2009 - 07:16 PM
A rather awesome rapidshare forum I discovered is making me happy.
Every comic and tv show I can imagine? Yes please.
Currently downloading the first season of the A-team... I haven't seen this show in some 15 years I think.
Every comic and tv show I can imagine? Yes please.
Currently downloading the first season of the A-team... I haven't seen this show in some 15 years I think.
#1008
Posted 26 July 2009 - 07:19 PM
Aptorian, on Jul 26 2009, 12:16 PM, said:
A rather awesome rapidshare forum I discovered is making me happy.
Every comic and tv show I can imagine? Yes please.
Currently downloading the first season of the A-team... I haven't seen this show in some 15 years I think.
Every comic and tv show I can imagine? Yes please.
Currently downloading the first season of the A-team... I haven't seen this show in some 15 years I think.
I loved the A-Team as a kid, but you're about to be disappointed. It doesn't stand up to the test of time well.
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#1009
Posted 26 July 2009 - 07:23 PM
Yeah, I found that out the hard way with the Dukes of Hazzard. Its best left as a happy memory.
On a side note, Eddie Dean has a scar over his eye from when i was ramping my General Lee when we were kids.
Whats making me happy? BLT for lunch. This bacon is awesome.
On a side note, Eddie Dean has a scar over his eye from when i was ramping my General Lee when we were kids.
Whats making me happy? BLT for lunch. This bacon is awesome.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#1010
Posted 26 July 2009 - 07:29 PM
Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Jul 26 2009, 09:19 PM, said:
I loved the A-Team as a kid, but you're about to be disappointed. It doesn't stand up to the test of time well.
I don't think you appreciate how much I love 80s films and TV-shows.
But lets see, otherwise there's always Magnum PI or X-files
Slow Ben, on Jul 26 2009, 09:23 PM, said:
Yeah, I found that out the hard way with the Dukes of Hazzard. Its best left as a happy memory.
On a side note, Eddie Dean has a scar over his eye from when i was ramping my General Lee when we were kids.
On a side note, Eddie Dean has a scar over his eye from when i was ramping my General Lee when we were kids.
So, General Lee is your nickname for your penis, isn't it?