Whats making you happy right now

#9772 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 07:30 AM

http://www.buzzfeed....cts-of-all-time
the 30 happiest facts of all times.
have a nice sunday!

This post has been edited by Miss Savagely Wishy Washy : 28 April 2013 - 07:33 AM

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

#9773 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 01:38 PM

Discovering Chai tea. I'm not supposed to drink normal tea because of the tanin (I'm an IC sufferer) but Chai is OK as it's herbal with no tanin.

My inner tea monster is once again purring in contentment Posted Image

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#9774 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 29 April 2013 - 02:13 AM

Awwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#9775 MTS

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 06:05 AM

On the subject of crazy people, a lady came into my work last night and handed me a publication written to promote the implementation of Glass-Steagall regulations here in Australia, but which veered a little off-topic. Here's an excerpt:

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Glass-Steagall, or the British Crown's Mass Murder: Do You Intend to Die for the Banks?

Just like the people of Cyprus, Australians and much of the rest of the world's population will soon see their bank deposits confiscated and themselves plunged into not merely poverty, but mass starvation and death. Supposedly, all this is necessary to bail out the bankrupt, London-centred world monetary system. But that's just the excuse. Prince Philip and Queen Elizabeth II have openly and repeatedly proclaimed their intent to kill some six billion of the world's seven billion human beings, in order to consolidate permanent, worldwide British imperial rule. The present global banking crisis happens to be a convenient vehicle to conduct that mass murder.

But precisely because their system is bankrupt beyond repair, the Crown and its financial oligarchy can be defeated - if the targeted populations, and that means you - choose to fight.

And it goes on for a very entertaining few pages. If the banking crisis doesn't work to the Crown's satisfaction, another option is that they will induce their 'mentally-ill puppet' Barack Obama to start a thermonuclear war with Russia and China.

Crazy people are hilarious.

This post has been edited by MTS: 29 April 2013 - 06:06 AM

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#9776 Satan

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 01:40 PM

This is making me happy!

Spoiler

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#9777 Jagh-o-matic

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 05:31 PM

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Prince Philip and Queen Elizabeth II have openly and repeatedly proclaimed their intent to kill some six billion

I KNEW IT!!! That shifty-eyed Greek (see Wikipedia)! He's been working Lizzy like a puppet since 1945 at least! And now the extent of his evil plans is finally revealed.

Well, he won't find me napping. I've got 1,857,763 rounds of lead just waiting for him right here in my cellar. Bring it on, ye limey bastich! Posted Image

What?

#9778 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 02:46 AM

I saw Iggy Pop and the Stooges on the Colbert Report and they somehow made the Rolling Stones look young and vital.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#9779 Macros

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 09:11 PM

Liverpool are supposedly chasing a defender named Montoya, would be ace if we got him for the sake of "my name is martin Montoya, you killed my uncle, prepare to DIE!"

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#9780 RodeoRanch

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Posted 02 May 2013 - 03:58 AM

This kid makes me laugh.

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#9781 McLovin

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Posted 02 May 2013 - 12:38 PM

Yesterday my daughter told me she and her friends were playing superheroes at school. So I asked her which superhero she was. She said Scarlet Witch. Not Supergirl, Batgirl, or Wonder Woman. Scarlet Witch. Awesome.

OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.

#9782 McLovin

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Posted 02 May 2013 - 07:53 PM

Double post - I can't believe I forgot

MY NEW GAS GRILL!

Already grilled burgers, shrimp, even pineapple. Doing hot dogs tonight. Yum.

OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.

#9783 Gothos

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Posted 02 May 2013 - 08:29 PM

I had an epiphamy on the crapper when reading a book I know well... so I wiped, put my pants and shoes on and went off into the night.
Lent the ex my copy of Sapkowski's second book of short stories. She should like them, I think, if she can get past her dislike of fantasy.

Aaand it's time for more rewatching Supernatural season 1.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#9784 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:42 PM

RodeoRanch, on 02 May 2013 - 03:58 AM, said:

This kid makes me laugh.

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That baby is already way cooler than I'll ever be... :-(

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We all Scream
For I Scream.

#9785 McLovin

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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:27 PM

Not true. Have one of your own, and be amazed how much female attention you get when you take him/her out for a stroll...

OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.

#9786 MTS

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 04:13 AM

Tomb Raider is on sale on Steam! And right after I finish for the semester. It's like Steam knows I have all this free time to fill!

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#9787 Mentalist

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 06:08 AM

Back home in the Greater Toronto Area, after havig spent the last 24 hours frantically poacking my life away, while tryingto compile and end of year financial report for my Student Council.

Apparently, WestJet's introduced a policy only allowing 1 carry-on piece of baggage now. But the lady at the check in was so awesome, that she checked in one of my carry-ons as another checked baggage piece for free! And she also didn't fine me for heaving one of my suitacases be over the weight limit!

And now i'm home, with loving family. Which is awesome, but often taken fro granted.

And tomorrow I'll finally get a haircut (my last one was end of December)

ANd on Sat i'm off to Ukraine for two weeks! (haven't been since 2008)

The marks I've gotten back so far were all good, and the last 3 won't probably get posted till Monday, at which point i'll be off the Internet grid for 2 whole weeks. So, even if it's somehtign terribad, I won't know about it till after my vacation's done!

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 03 May 2013 - 06:09 AM

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#9788 Ukjent

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 07:22 AM

Gothos, on 02 May 2013 - 08:29 PM, said:

Are we talking the Last Wish now, or have they finally manage to translate the follow up to Blood of Elves?

#9789 Satan

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 08:20 AM

They're launching an academic journal on pornography. I could contribute to that!

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#9790 Ukjent

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 08:39 AM

Sounds more interesting than my bachelor atm. I up for the in depth interviews.

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#9791 Macros

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 08:44 AM

I'm taking an awesome dump.

I mean aweseome.
I sorta had to go on the way into work this morning, then when we arrived at work I found the keys to the other van in my pocket, which is bad because the boss is taking it home on the ferry this morning, so no toilet, just a panick involving me sprinting back to the van and racing back to our house, then back to work, like just over an hour round trip. Straight to the toilet under what I could only describe as enormous poop pressure.
Its a clinker
its a stinker
its a clinker of a stinker.

2012
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