Whats making you happy right now

#9601 worry

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 08:21 AM

http://www.cracked.c...atest-american/

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#9602 frookenhauer

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 05:57 PM

its been a busy few weeks and I haven't been able to post for a while...

The babies name is name is now Arya (Not aria as previously advertised

) I fought the good fight and thanks for the support

Here she is: (she looks like a little happy fat Buddha)

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At present all she does is sleep and drink milk and cry and poop. occasionally she smiles in her sleep and I caught this rare moment. I guess its a happy milk dream or something.

This post has been edited by frookenhauer: 17 March 2013 - 05:57 PM

souls are for wimps

#9603 Gnaw

Recovering eating disordered addict of HHM

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 01:52 AM

The board is back up! That makes me happy.

"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor Frankl

#9604 Assail

Destriant of the Abyssmal Army

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 06:45 AM

This past week has been really rough for me, and I was definitely slipping back into a state of serious alcohol abuse and some other stupid ass shit and I've managed to be able to come to a couple conclusions that have really changed my outlook on life.

I'm nowhere near cured of a lot of problems I have, but I've been able to come to better terms regarding the Marine Corps and my divorce and a bunch of other stuff and it's been a good day for me. Something I haven't had in a long long time.

I still heart Goodkind.

#9605 Obdigore

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 09:18 AM

This -> http://kotaku.com/mirror.s-edge/

Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.

#9606 Hinter

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 11:28 AM

Obdigore, on 20 March 2013 - 09:18 AM, said:

This -> http://kotaku.com/mirror.s-edge/

Nice - what was the music?

#9607 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 06:24 PM

I had a nagging feeling I was forgetting something in my daily Internet usage. Then I remembered, it was you people! Hello malazans!

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#9608 Hinter

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 09:10 AM

Beer duty has been cut! God bless the Tories, for the first time in my life I'm tempted to vote for them.

#9609 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 09:52 AM

Hinter, on 21 March 2013 - 09:10 AM, said:

Beer duty has been cut! God bless the Tories, for the first time in my life I'm tempted to vote for them.

That's just what they want you to think! Don't let them draw you in!!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#9610 Spoilsport Stonny

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 12:31 PM

A bit of schadenfreude here, but I have an hour commute in the am, and every time there's an accident on the expressway, people attempt to illegally cross the 30 foot grassy median to avoid the jam and take a different route. Nearly every time, these people get stuck in the drainage ditch that they underestimated (its either too wide for the vehicle's chassis or swamped with drainage water and tractionless). This morning had record numbers of stuck vehicles and I counted no less than 7 stranded vehicles, marked by the occupants attempts to free the car from its predicament. I laughed a whole bunch on the way to work today, and that doesn't happen too often. Maybe it was a little overboard, but I'll make it up reading to blind orphans in the cancer ward or something.

Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.

#9611 Captain Beardface

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 01:10 PM

Sitting in the last lecture of the last course I need for my Master's! Unfortunately on the flip side I still have this little thing to finish called a thesis...

Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

Boondock Saints

#9612 Gothos

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:19 PM

think I sugared by coffee twice by accident, so I'm kinda hyper right now.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#9613 pathos

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:54 PM

Going to a traditional street wedding tomorrow! woo hoo to free booze and food!

You never have the same problem twice when you set it on fire

#9614 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:47 PM

Gothos, on 22 March 2013 - 03:19 PM, said:

think I sugared by coffee twice by accident, so I'm kinda hyper right now.

A little extra sugar? Unlikely.

Psychosomatic, or it's the caffeine.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#9615 Gothos

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 12:34 PM

well, ok, not "just" but a few hours ago, but hey. NOW BRING FORTH THAT SPRING DAMMIT!

#9616 Silencer

Manipulating Special Data

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 12:39 PM

Gothos, on 23 March 2013 - 12:34 PM, said:

*snip*

well, ok, not "just" but a few hours ago, but hey. NOW BRING FORTH THAT SPRING DAMMIT!

I believe the lyrics state you're only allowed to sing along if it was in the last 30 minutes, G.

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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#9617 Gothos

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 01:05 PM

I was otherwise occupied and couldn't comply

#9618 Silencer

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 01:13 PM

Gothos, on 23 March 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

I was otherwise occupied and couldn't comply

Cheee. >.<

To be honest, I don't think many people are free (for various and sundry reasons) within 30 minutes after having sex in order to play/post/whatever that song. So I'm sure there is unofficial leeway. XD

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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#9619 A Demon Llama!

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Posted 24 March 2013 - 12:17 AM

Man, so I've completed all of 2 days of work. Hours are long but looks good. I was asked if I want to stay for 3 months until the completion of a project. I got lucky since I get to work with the main architect directly at a respected firm and the project will be great experience as its a New York luxury residence building with the collaboration of another accomplished firm. I also didnt care about getting paid, just to get some experience, but I was told I'm gonna get paid as well. I got lucky. Its only been 2 days but I hope everything turns out good.

No Touchy.