Whats making you happy right now

#9232 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Will cluck you up

Posted 01 January 2013 - 06:55 PM

Briar King, on 01 January 2013 - 06:43 PM, said:

Haha I had a great time last night! It was my 1St Redneck News Years exp , taping firecrackers to arrows and shooting into the air, hollering shit at the neghibors across the street, which lead to my friend pulling his 12 gauge out and firing, witch led to them getting a gun shooting and talking more shit back to us.... This happened with 3 more gun exchanges each louder then the one before. We won with my friends cannon rifle. That fucker hurt my ears. Then to top it off 2 houses down some drunk ass yelled "Yeehaw!" and emptied his shotgun and a pistol. Wow that was some crazy shit but I had fun.

america.txt

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#9233 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:05 PM

Illuyankas, on 01 January 2013 - 06:55 PM, said:

Briar King, on 01 January 2013 - 06:43 PM, said:

~~america.txt~~

The South. Up here there are no competitions. People just shoot shotguns into the air.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#9234 Nicodimas

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 08:54 PM

Waking up..no hangover...had the worse expectations after just how much i drank!

This post has been edited by Nicodimas: 01 January 2013 - 08:55 PM

-If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone

#9235 Sparrohawk

Corporal

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 12:37 AM

I am back at uni, and I have coffee. The world is as it should be once again.

"Sir, you are drunk!"
"Yes madam, I am, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."

#9236 Raymond Luxury Yacht

Throatwobbler Mangrove

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 07:32 AM

No Illy, Gabeen, not Gaben.

And Jesus, Briar King, how about some proper gun safety?

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#9237 Satan

Hunting for love

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 07:54 AM

It's alright, they probably have good guys with guns to keep the bad ones in line there.

This post has been edited by Satan: 02 January 2013 - 07:55 AM

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#9238 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 10:04 AM

Nice.

http://www.news.com....0-1226546473945

Dying Trekkie gets private film screening

news.com.au
January 02, 2013 9:28AM

A dying Trekkie was given a private preview screening of the new Star Trek film when a post on Reddit caught the attention of director JJ Abrams.

A DYING Star Trek fan with only weeks to live has been given a private screening of the franchise's new film, after a Reddit post caught the attention of director JJ Abrams.

User ideeyut posted a callout for his friend Dan, saying his 41-year-old friend was suffering leukemia and desperately wanted to see Star Trek Into Darkness, or at least the nine-minute trailer that had been screened before some showings of The Hobbit.

The new film isn't due for release until May, but according to the posts, Abrams called Dan's wife and arranged the private screening for the dying fan.

Dan's wife was quoted in the post, saying, "There is nothing left to do but make him comfortable, at 41, he is jaundice & his liver is enlarged, his body has had enough, he has weeks to live."

According to the post, he was diagnosed with leukemia when he was 38, and had since been ravaged with more aggressive cancers.

The post was flooded with users posting contact details for the film studio, and offering to get in touch with contacts in Hollywood to make Dan's wish come true.

The original plea was posted on a Star Trek page of Reddit on Christmas Day, and was followed up on Saturday with this:

"He got to see it a couple of hours ago and loved it. JJ Abrams is the man. I'm going to buy an extra ticket for Dan when it comes out."

This post has been edited by Sombra: 02 January 2013 - 10:04 AM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker

#9239 Loki

Knight Commander of Team Quick Ben

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WWQBDFTW?

Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:35 AM

Sombra, on 02 January 2013 - 10:04 AM, said:

I just came to post this same story

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#9240 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

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Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
The AIJman cometh

Posted 02 January 2013 - 02:08 PM

First Aid Kit. That is all.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#9241 Mentalist

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 05:15 PM

Had a very good weekend with friends up North. watched tons of movies, played tons of pool, ate a lot of great food, drank liters upon liters of alcohol.

came home, and my New years' gift arrived in the mail in the meanwhile. Set up a powerline network for our home internet, my room finally has a a stable net connection. and, since I don't have 2 PCs competing for wireless signal, the second PC should have a more stable signal as well.

and best of all, I still got 4 days off before i'm back in school to enjoy life.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#9242 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 09:56 PM

Best book title EVER!!! http://www.amazon.co...w_d_detail?pd=1

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#9243 Ukjent

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:17 PM

The page you link to is messed up, the the name was something special, thats for sure.

#9244 Loki

Knight Commander of Team Quick Ben

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WWQBDFTW?

Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:14 AM

Matador bought me a Garrus Vakarian Charater Key Cell just because'

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(Posted from my phone so not sure how large it is. Sorry if the pic is massive.)

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#9245 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:36 AM

Buffalo sausage with a nice gruyere.

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#9246 Gothos

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:48 PM

Had a wonderful New Year with the gf

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#9247 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 04:07 PM

Looking in the bright side, 3 days of norovirus does wonders for the flab accumulated over Christmas.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#9248 Anomander

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:14 PM

The holidays were great this year!

Most everyone who is 'away' flew home for an extended break and seeing them for the first time in almost a year was the bee's knees.

Those antics aside, Monday marks my 10 year anniversary of being a registered member of the forum (we won't count my lurker phase). Thank you all for the laughs and memories!

And so the First denied their Mother,
in their fury, and so were cast out,
doomed children of Mother Dark.

#9249 Puck

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:54 PM

Greetings from Odessa

I finally got to meet my nephew

Internet is sloooow, though...

Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]

#9250 Adjutant Stormy~

Captain, Team Quick Ben

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 09:30 PM

Found a wayward soul on the internet that recognized my username (also Stormy), and didn't know this place existed.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#9251 Satan

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 11:00 PM

Anomander, on 03 January 2013 - 05:14 PM, said:

Monday marks my 10 year anniversary of being a registered member of the forum (we won't count my lurker phase). Thank you all for the laughs and memories!

Shit, you're old!

This post has been edited by Satan: 03 January 2013 - 11:01 PM

Legalise drugs! And murder!