Posted 13 February 2012 - 10:51 PM
Some old geek humor I dug up... This still cracks me up... a lot of old techie terms, but still a goodie...
I'm a Luser (To the tune of Loser by Beck)
In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkie
Jolt in my brains and body feeling chunky
With the plastic mouse balls spray paint the Commodore
System install with the hard drive on the floor
Kill the process and put it in /dev/null
Email flaming with the user hitting D-control
Shell's called Reno and it's written in C
Got a couple of xterms, keys set to repeat
Root came sayin' I'm insane to complain
About an online wedding and a stain on my screen
Don't believe everything that you make
you get a cracker from Europe and a login that's fake
So write your code in Perl in the dark
Saving all your hacks for working at a tech park
Yo - punch it
So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double dense floppy)
So - dumping core
I'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill me
Forces of evil in a MUD/MOO nightmare
Ban all the members in a phony chat channel 'cause
One's got a handle and the other's got a .plan
One online spammed the other and ran
With the FTP and the insane print job
The daytime crap of the alt.test slob
He hung himself with a call to ping
Twenty milliseconds and it's spitting out another string
RTFM if you can't relate
Trade the Sun for a car and the Web for a date
And MIME is a nifty hack for mailing to a newbie
That's choking on my MPEGs
So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me
(Get crazy with the caps lock)
So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me
(Drive-by BIFF post)
Yo, bring it on down
...
I'm a hacker, I'm a winner
Program's gonna work, I can feel it!
So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me
(I can't retrieve you)
So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me
(NULL)
So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me
(Sprecken sie DOS eh, baby)
So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me
(Know what I'm typin'?)
"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock