Whats making you happy right now

#4152 snake0026

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 03:35 PM

MTS, on 27 March 2011 - 08:34 AM, said:

Sombra, on 27 March 2011 - 07:08 AM, said:

"Taming the Snake" - no longer just a metaphor.

snake0026, on 27 March 2011 - 06:35 AM, said:

The gf's been out of town for the week, so I've been taking the opportunity to indulge in some of my more solitary proclivities, such as finishing Dragon Age 2, catching up on the past month or so worth of Conan episodes that I've missed, and having finally started reading tCG this evening (and just finished brewing a pot of silver needle jasmine tea as well)

I wouldn't be so sure, Sombra.

You people have sick, twisted, depraved minds. Depravity is what it is, I says!

Now, if you all will excuse me for the next 30 minutes or so, I've got a couple of lady friends to visit, such as Rachel Marie Oberlin, waiting for me in Palm-dale.

And in my defense, Sombra, it is a doctorate in Spamology, and I drink the tea out of a tin of spam, where it must sit for a minimum of 576 hours, so as to properly acquire that subtle, delicate flavour of mystery meat.

"But I saw you [Snake]…faced by Anomander [Mandy] himself. How did…"
"I escape? Well, I dazzled him with fancy words, edging ever closer, then used my ninja skills to strike like a cobra, knocking the sword [Spamnipur] away and drop-kicking him over the side before tumbling backwards, slaying another Piss'd Andii on the way."
Silence. Lots of silence. "Fine!" He shrugged and grinned, "Someone hit him in the face with a coin, and he cursed just long enough for me to get away." ~ Excerpt from Gardens of the Tea Spoon

#4153 Rooster

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 06:43 PM

Henry Westons Organic Vintage Cider. In a box.

#4154 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 07:37 PM

Saw the pictures from last night, and apparently it was more epic than I remember.

Picture of my friend Sam, playing the part of the Greek God of Meat.

[picture!]

I just realized that I haven't figured out how to save pictures from the new facebook pictureviewer, and I am too hung-over to figure it out. Anyhow, imagine a very tall jewish man in a makeshift-blanket-toga wielding half-a-roast-chicken in one hand.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#4155 Illuyankas

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 07:38 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 27 March 2011 - 07:37 PM, said:

a makeshift-blanket-toga wielding half-a-roast-chicken in one hand.

GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM STORMY

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#4156 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 08:34 PM

Scotch.

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#4157 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 08:54 PM

Will you lot stop posting about the shallow yet wondrous comfort that is alcohol? I've been on the wagon for 2 weeks and it's starting to get to me! I feel disgustingly well, even the strange pains have gone away!!!

And I spent the whole afternoon reading tCG. I'm dying to know how it ends!!!

AND AND AND, now Rocky IV is on tv

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 27 March 2011 - 08:57 PM

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#4158 QuickTidal

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 08:05 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 27 March 2011 - 08:54 PM, said:

AND AND AND, now Rocky IV is on tv

Best Rocky soundtrack ever.

"...hearts on fire..."

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#4159 sappers rule

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 08:44 PM

won the midlands league (basketball) on sunday soooo very pleased with myself

since it was my last playing with the team

Been with them for 6 years good memories all round.

#4160 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 04:46 AM

This weekend is looking to be a ripper.
Friday (not technically the weekend I know but anyway): Last day of classes and extended drama lesson with my friends.
Saturday: Get out of dumbass school rowing competition for 2 leisurely hours of lawn bowls. At night, catching up wqith friends and my new lady friend for some Nandos, a play, and an after party which promises to be extremely....entertaining.

Sunday: Study sesh with my friend at his house.

Let's get these shitty Weds and Thurs out of the way and let the good times roll!

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

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#4161 Mentalist

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 05:03 AM

a-frigging-mazing night at work.
not our best results, but just one of those night where me and every supervisor I work with get a chance to do what we do best, in diff areas of our job. To come up with a pretty badass result. And the great feeling of fulfillment knowing that you worked for that result, you were good at it, at it totally paid off.

Can't believe i'm saying this, but I love my job. makes me think I should've gone into management.

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#4162 caladanbrood

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 07:03 AM

Giving blood today. And not drinking later, although it would be the easiest way to get hammered you could ever think of!

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#4163 masan's saddle

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 02:13 PM

I don't normally post in the emo threads but i'm feeling, well, very emo at the moment.

My wife is 10 weeks pregnant and we went for the first scan yesterday. She has been sick as a dog for months now and the nice ladies at the hospital told us why.

TWINS ! ( Not identical but genetically speaking it's all my fault.)

I am simultaneously over the moon about it whilst also crapping myself at the prospect. We had only planned to have one more child and this has really thrown a spanner in the works in terms of house size, car size, work commitments.......ARGHHHHH!

It's all very confusing in the sense that I love being a father and I'm quite chuffed about being a seriously potent muthafucka with Real Man Balls ^TM. However the realisation that my life is now fucked and i'm gonna have to get the snip is weighing heavy on my mind. The idea of anybody messing with my bagpipes is quite frankly terrifying to me but the little lady has basically told me that as I can virtually impregnate her with a look, I have to be gelded.

We will see....

I don't care what sex they are as long as they are healthy, although a mate of mine does have twin boys and the little bastards have nearly killed him !

Interesting times ahead for sure.

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#4164 Cyphon

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 03:33 PM

Sounds like your lad's are the Bridgeburners of the sexual world.

First ones in, last ones out.

Congratulations on your virility and mayhem that's about to ensue because of it.

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

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#4165 caladanbrood

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 04:56 PM

Congrats on the twins, even if it does kill you

I've had a really good few days. I've got 2(!!!) new jobs, and managed to do a lot of stuff I've been putting off for ages, throwing out a load of old crap and sorting out things that needed to be sorted. And it's not even half way through the week yet!

This post has been edited by caladanbrood: 29 March 2011 - 04:57 PM

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 05:55 PM

2 beers, 2 bags of chips (crisps, for you limey bastards), several thousand mg of stimulants, and 1 hour of sleep and I'm all caught up on my work!

Congrats on the twins, I'm an identical twin myself, and my parent's swore off children after having us. Get ready to dual-wield everything! Two babies = two bottles, = 2 diapers (beware synchronized pooping), = 2 car seats, eventually turns into 2 boxes of cereal (so you don't have them fighting over who gets to read the box), 2 birthday presents, etc. etc.

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#4167 masan's saddle

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 08:19 PM

Thanks for all the congrats guys, i'm sure there will be some gibbering, drooling 4am posts at some point in the not too distant future !

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#4168 HiddenOne

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 08:50 PM

masan, on 29 March 2011 - 08:19 PM, said:

Thanks for all the congrats guys, i'm sure there will be some gibbering, drooling 4am posts at some point in the not too distant future !

Is that from you or the kiddies?

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#4169 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 12:28 AM

Yes.

#4170 Silencer

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 08:51 AM

Couple of things. Recently: Dresden Files. Freaking win!

Crysis 2: Pretty damn good.

Couple of negatives in the form of uni, but meh.

Just now: Holy crap, episode of Witch Hunter Robin I just watched...OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG that came out of nowhere and was SO FREAKING COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't normally watch anime, even, but this was just...wow.

Excuse me while I go and weep in awe of the awesomeness.

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 12:52 PM

Congrats on the twins. My siblings are twins. Hated the fuck out of them when they were younger, but now they are alright. And it only took 17 years for me to like them!

Good things: Bulletstorm! Celebrated my friend's 25th birthday on Saturday and it was awesome. Made kick-ass dinner, then later went out dancing, which I haven't done in year. Felt good. Must repeat.

Also, no cavities!

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