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Pancakes. And a successful-feeling interview. The only thing that could have made the day any better is bacon but alas, I shall have to do without.
Whats making you happy right now
#4032
Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 
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Posted 08 March 2011 - 09:55 PM
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
#4033
Mentalist
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Posted 08 March 2011 - 10:07 PM
merit-based pay bonus for last week.
ANd Shakhtar beat Roma to get into Champions' league 1/8
ANd Shakhtar beat Roma to get into Champions' league 1/8
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю
Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#4034
amphibian
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 04:06 AM
I laughed so hard at this that I nearly cried:
Thank you. And you really need to stop hittin' that, dude. It ain't worth the crazy.
Briar King, on 09 March 2011 - 01:07 AM, said:
I feel slightly abused right now. I was just told that I could have some more butt for the second day in a row by my lovely(bitch) ex wife, IF I gave her $10 for gas to come over. LMAO She seemed to really want the gas though as I told her no. She decided to play dirty and say she was coming over anyway to see the kids...So I figured what the hell.
Thank you. And you really need to stop hittin' that, dude. It ain't worth the crazy.
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
#4035
Adjutant Stormy~
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 04:41 AM
There's a rule in our apartment:
Don't put your dick in crazy. You might not get it back.
Don't put your dick in crazy. You might not get it back.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#4036
Illuyankas
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 05:11 AM
Don't worry, it'll grow back. You can take my word for that.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#4037
snake0026
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 05:25 AM
But should it not grow back, you can always build yourself a replacement appendage made of bacon.
"But I saw you [Snake]…faced by Anomander [Mandy] himself. How did…"
"I escape? Well, I dazzled him with fancy words, edging ever closer, then used my ninja skills to strike like a cobra, knocking the sword [Spamnipur] away and drop-kicking him over the side before tumbling backwards, slaying another Piss'd Andii on the way."
Silence. Lots of silence. "Fine!" He shrugged and grinned, "Someone hit him in the face with a coin, and he cursed just long enough for me to get away." ~ Excerpt from Gardens of the Tea Spoon
"I escape? Well, I dazzled him with fancy words, edging ever closer, then used my ninja skills to strike like a cobra, knocking the sword [Spamnipur] away and drop-kicking him over the side before tumbling backwards, slaying another Piss'd Andii on the way."
Silence. Lots of silence. "Fine!" He shrugged and grinned, "Someone hit him in the face with a coin, and he cursed just long enough for me to get away." ~ Excerpt from Gardens of the Tea Spoon
#4038
Illuyankas
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 05:40 AM
They call it a pork sword for a reason.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#4039
snake0026
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 05:44 AM
It adds a whole new level of meaning to oiling your sword
"But I saw you [Snake]…faced by Anomander [Mandy] himself. How did…"
"I escape? Well, I dazzled him with fancy words, edging ever closer, then used my ninja skills to strike like a cobra, knocking the sword [Spamnipur] away and drop-kicking him over the side before tumbling backwards, slaying another Piss'd Andii on the way."
Silence. Lots of silence. "Fine!" He shrugged and grinned, "Someone hit him in the face with a coin, and he cursed just long enough for me to get away." ~ Excerpt from Gardens of the Tea Spoon
"I escape? Well, I dazzled him with fancy words, edging ever closer, then used my ninja skills to strike like a cobra, knocking the sword [Spamnipur] away and drop-kicking him over the side before tumbling backwards, slaying another Piss'd Andii on the way."
Silence. Lots of silence. "Fine!" He shrugged and grinned, "Someone hit him in the face with a coin, and he cursed just long enough for me to get away." ~ Excerpt from Gardens of the Tea Spoon
#4040
Illuyankas
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 05:47 AM
Everyone likes a bit of pork loin, it's true.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#4041
snake0026
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 05:53 AM
Indeed, and for maximum enjoyment, you have to ensure it's properly basted by certain juices.
"But I saw you [Snake]…faced by Anomander [Mandy] himself. How did…"
"I escape? Well, I dazzled him with fancy words, edging ever closer, then used my ninja skills to strike like a cobra, knocking the sword [Spamnipur] away and drop-kicking him over the side before tumbling backwards, slaying another Piss'd Andii on the way."
Silence. Lots of silence. "Fine!" He shrugged and grinned, "Someone hit him in the face with a coin, and he cursed just long enough for me to get away." ~ Excerpt from Gardens of the Tea Spoon
"I escape? Well, I dazzled him with fancy words, edging ever closer, then used my ninja skills to strike like a cobra, knocking the sword [Spamnipur] away and drop-kicking him over the side before tumbling backwards, slaying another Piss'd Andii on the way."
Silence. Lots of silence. "Fine!" He shrugged and grinned, "Someone hit him in the face with a coin, and he cursed just long enough for me to get away." ~ Excerpt from Gardens of the Tea Spoon
#4042
Illuyankas
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 06:00 AM
Wait, wait, wait. Are these euphemisms for something? Cause I'm just hungry.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#4043
snake0026
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 06:11 AM
Hungry for a large, thick, juicy piece of meat? 
"But I saw you [Snake]…faced by Anomander [Mandy] himself. How did…"
"I escape? Well, I dazzled him with fancy words, edging ever closer, then used my ninja skills to strike like a cobra, knocking the sword [Spamnipur] away and drop-kicking him over the side before tumbling backwards, slaying another Piss'd Andii on the way."
Silence. Lots of silence. "Fine!" He shrugged and grinned, "Someone hit him in the face with a coin, and he cursed just long enough for me to get away." ~ Excerpt from Gardens of the Tea Spoon
"I escape? Well, I dazzled him with fancy words, edging ever closer, then used my ninja skills to strike like a cobra, knocking the sword [Spamnipur] away and drop-kicking him over the side before tumbling backwards, slaying another Piss'd Andii on the way."
Silence. Lots of silence. "Fine!" He shrugged and grinned, "Someone hit him in the face with a coin, and he cursed just long enough for me to get away." ~ Excerpt from Gardens of the Tea Spoon
#4044
MTS
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 07:35 AM
Oh man, next Tuesday is looking to be truly awesome. New Rise Against album and (hopefully) Shogun 2!
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#4045
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 09:00 AM
MTS, on 09 March 2011 - 07:35 AM, said:
Blah blah blah blah and (hopefully) Shogun 2!
HOLY CRAP IT'S COMING
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#4046
caladanbrood
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 10:24 AM
Spurs into the last 8 of the Champions' League! And have Arsenal got that far? Oh wait 
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti tęde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#4047
Grimjust Bearegular
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Godless killing machine - and proud of it!
Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!
Posted 10 March 2011 - 02:39 PM
As of today I OWN A GODDAM APARTMENT! IT IS AWESOME, ALTHOUGH A BIT PRICIER THAN WE WOULD LIKE!!
Also: Dragon Age 2 and Bulletstorm soon coming my way
Also: Dragon Age 2 and Bulletstorm soon coming my way
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#4048
Puck
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 05:28 PM
It's here! Finally! TCG is HEREEEEE! In my hands!
Why the hell it took a trip to France is beyond me, but now it's hereeee..
Why the hell it took a trip to France is beyond me, but now it's hereeee..
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
#4049
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 07:16 PM
Adjutant Stormy, on 09 March 2011 - 09:00 AM, said:
MTS, on 09 March 2011 - 07:35 AM, said:
Blah blah blah blah and (hopefully) Shogun 2!
HOLY CRAP IT'S COMING
Wait... Shogun Total War 2??????
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#4050
QuickTidal
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 07:25 PM
Indian Food, GOOD MOURNING MRS. BROWN tonight, TCG (on page 200ish), and my Kindle.
La Vita et Bella!
La Vita et Bella!
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#4051
amphibian
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 07:38 PM
QuickTidal, on 10 March 2011 - 07:25 PM, said:
Indian Food
Always order a dish with chickpeas. Best Indian veggie ingredient eva.
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
