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#351 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:12 AM

... if only someone had cropped a couple dildos onto a bear a la Apt's chainsaw bear...

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#352 Centzon Totochtin

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Bunnies!

Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:05 AM

lol, I am aware of battery powered devices thank you, they are just not as good

And there are no bears here, I am in a house in the forest/sub tropical rain forest, so quite safe. Saw kangaroos this morning

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#353 Bhurnae

Close to the hedge.........

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:10 AM

Us Brits are under the impression that Aussies cant move from tripping over kangaroos and that they see them all the time..........

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#354 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:11 AM

Maybe the kangaroo has some presents in its pouch?

#355 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:13 AM

Ewwww, pouches are icky!

In the bush you can get quite a few, I however live in a city, I see birds, cats and lots of bugs and spiders.... not kangaroos

We found a wombat!!!!!

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#356 frookenhauer

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:14 AM

There are cities in Australia?!? When did this happen?

souls are for wimps

#357 Bhurnae

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:17 AM

Centzon Totochtin, on Feb 14 2009, 03:13 AM, said:

We found a wombat!!!!!

Excellent.......you can have a game of Wom I'm told the Aussies are good at all bat games

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#358 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 09:09 AM

Bhurnae, on Feb 14 2009, 02:10 PM, said:

Us Brits are under the impression that Aussies cant move from tripping over kangaroos and that they see them all the time..........

You should see what the Americans think...

Frook, the truth is... Australia is a giant continent made of candy and we are all gingerbread men.

Sorry to have misled you.

I'm happy because I sent the girl I've had my beady eye on a V-Day card! I AM TEH GREETEST

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#359 Slow Ben

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 05:16 PM

The roommates finally about to leave!

About the only impression americans have of Aus is what we see from Crocodile Dundee.

thats how the whole country is right?

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#360 Slum

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 05:32 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on Feb 13 2009, 10:13 PM, said:

Ewwww, pouches are icky!

In the bush you can get quite a few, I however live in a city, I see birds, cats and lots of bugs and spiders.... not kangaroos

We found a wombat!!!!!

*pops out of pouch* Hey, that's no fair....you're icky, silly building-dwelling girl.

Yum, pouch slime is goooood!

#361 frookenhauer

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 06:18 PM

But you got to lick it when its fresh, slum...or you lose some of that wholesome flavour.

AIJ...I knew it was all balls in home and away!

Tie me kangaroo down sport! Croc Dundee Rocks!

Edit: Oh, that was an awesome wombat joke Burnae...almost missed it. Mind you, they are really good at those bloody ball bat games...Ashes anyone?

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 14 February 2009 - 06:19 PM

souls are for wimps

#362 Illuyankas

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 05:42 PM

Pheasant, steak and chips for tea. Fuck your ambrosia, this is the nectar of the gods.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#363 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:28 AM

Frookenhauer, on Feb 15 2009, 05:18 AM, said:

AIJ...I knew it was all balls in home and away!

You'd be suprised what we are capable of at this distance...oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Steak and chips...

I'm happy to be home. School was a killer today.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#364 Slow Ben

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:43 PM

RachelJokes make me happy

N ever Question a Drunk

A woman was shopping at her local
supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of
eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can
of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading her items
on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of
the cashier.

While the cashier was
ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, You must be
single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she
was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed
single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to
her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she
said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did
you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're
ugly."

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.