Whats making you happy right now
#2622
Posted 29 April 2010 - 08:32 AM
Took Dr. Luxury Wife out for a date night, we went to a french place. I liked it, she loved it. Apparently french food does something for the lady, because damn...
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#2623
Posted 29 April 2010 - 09:39 AM
Cheating Barcelona are out of the champion's league 


O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#2624
Posted 29 April 2010 - 09:55 PM
Fulham vs Athletico. Good job Fulham! Also, Liverpool not winning ANYTHING this season. 
Also, this:

Also, this:

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2625
Posted 30 April 2010 - 05:50 AM
Made the wife polish kielbasa with horseradish and potato pancakes with sour cream and applesauce. She liked it as much as the french restaurant.

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#2626
Posted 30 April 2010 - 07:00 AM
Modern Family. Funniest show since Arrested Development.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#2627
Posted 30 April 2010 - 07:00 AM
My roommate is non-ironically watching Golden Girls reruns with a date that he brought home. Words cannot describe how absolutely hilarious this is.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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#2628
Posted 30 April 2010 - 07:13 AM
Drama class tonight-its bags of fun!
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#2629
Posted 30 April 2010 - 01:18 PM
#2630
Posted 30 April 2010 - 05:41 PM
Broke my record on Bejewelled 
Somehow managed to do it without using any boosts though

Somehow managed to do it without using any boosts though

"Hollow. My name is Kurosaki Ichigo. You killed my mother. Bankai."
#2631
Posted 30 April 2010 - 06:14 PM
HA HA MY BEARD TRIMMER IS FUNCTIONAL AGAIN
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2632
Posted 30 April 2010 - 07:04 PM
Just drove past an old guy bombing down a hill in a wheelchair. It was sweet.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2634
Posted 01 May 2010 - 06:56 PM
Hardly any hangover, been playing Fallout 3 and chilling all day. There are few things like a game where you can equip a power fist, enter a kitchen and punch a seated person hard enough to launch their body flying through the air, tearing their legs off at the knee as they're left behind under the table and sending their jawbone through the ceiling and into the second floor of a house.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2635
Posted 02 May 2010 - 12:22 AM
Illuyankas, on 01 May 2010 - 06:56 PM, said:
Hardly any hangover, been playing Fallout 3 and chilling all day. There are few things like a game where you can equip a power fist, enter a kitchen and punch a seated person hard enough to launch their body flying through the air, tearing their legs off at the knee as they're left behind under the table and sending their jawbone through the ceiling and into the second floor of a house.
... and they said the English didn't know anything about romance or foreplay. Fie on then, I say!

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#2636
Posted 02 May 2010 - 10:39 PM
Started writing a musical 2day. Awesomeness.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2637
Posted 02 May 2010 - 10:56 PM
Adjutant Stormy, on 30 April 2010 - 07:00 AM, said:
My roommate is non-ironically watching Golden Girls reruns with a date that he brought home. Words cannot describe how absolutely hilarious this is.
I will brook no slander upon The Golden Girls. It is one of the finest examples of a sit-com and the cast absolutely sells it every time. Furthermore, the theme song is kick-ass.
I like your roommate and his date already.
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
#2638
Posted 02 May 2010 - 11:13 PM
Yah, my only problem with the show is Miles, who is like every old man who thinks pulling coins out of your ear is funny rather than creepy. I don't know what Rose saw in him.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#2639
Posted 03 May 2010 - 03:28 AM
One of my roommates moved back to her parents' house for the summer yesterday. She left a note on the door to her room saying it was not to be used by anyone in the meantime. Her room is the master bedroom so I went "fuck that", moved all my stuff into my spacious new master bedroom and moved the note onto the door of my former room instead. This is my first post from the new room!
#2640
Posted 03 May 2010 - 06:22 AM
The fact that there were no titans in 'Clash of the Titans.'

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~