[Abyss]

QuickTidal, on 11 December 2024 - 02:08 PM, said:

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 11 December 2024 - 01:30 PM, said:

Abyss, on 10 December 2024 - 04:56 PM, said:

I've been to Hamilton, Ontario. Does that count?

Was anybody rapping about the US constitution or revolution in France? I think that's the key.

In the Hammer? No, the were probably rapping about steel mills, the traffic on the Skyway bridge, and how Jackson's Square Mall is a stinky shithole stuck in the 80's.

That and some pretty good pizza.

[QuickTidal]

Abyss, on 12 December 2024 - 05:37 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 11 December 2024 - 02:08 PM, said:

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 11 December 2024 - 01:30 PM, said:

Abyss, on 10 December 2024 - 04:56 PM, said:

I've been to Hamilton, Ontario. Does that count?

Was anybody rapping about the US constitution or revolution in France? I think that's the key.

In the Hammer? No, the were probably rapping about steel mills, the traffic on the Skyway bridge, and how Jackson's Square Mall is a stinky shithole stuck in the 80's.

That and some pretty good pizza.

Grudgingly agreed.


Fun fact my fave story about Hamilton: Once, after a concert (Chantal Kreviazuk IIRC) when I was in my 20's, my friend and I were walking back to our car at around midnight and a man walked up to us in a trench coat, said "Hey pal" and opened one side and said "Wanna buy a ham?" and in his coat he had concealed a full size ham wrapped in butcher paper. I had been expecting drugs...not pork.

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 12 December 2024 - 06:02 PM

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

QuickTidal, on 12 December 2024 - 06:01 PM, said:

Abyss, on 12 December 2024 - 05:37 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 11 December 2024 - 02:08 PM, said:

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 11 December 2024 - 01:30 PM, said:

Abyss, on 10 December 2024 - 04:56 PM, said:

I've been to Hamilton, Ontario. Does that count?

Was anybody rapping about the US constitution or revolution in France? I think that's the key.

In the Hammer? No, the were probably rapping about steel mills, the traffic on the Skyway bridge, and how Jackson's Square Mall is a stinky shithole stuck in the 80's.

That and some pretty good pizza.

Grudgingly agreed.


Fun fact my fave story about Hamilton: Once, after a concert (Chantal Kreviazuk IIRC) when I was in my 20's, my friend and I were walking back to our car at around midnight and a man walked up to us in a trench coat, said "Hey pal" and opened one side and said "Wanna buy a ham?" and in his coat he had concealed a full size ham wrapped in butcher paper. I had been expecting drugs...not pork.

Maybe it was stuffed pork... y'know, stuffed with drugs?

[worry]

I had a similar experience but I was coming out of a drug den and this guy in a black robe asked if I wanted some cold turkey.

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

worry, on 12 December 2024 - 07:21 PM, said:

I had a similar experience but I was coming out of a drug den and this guy in a black robe asked if I wanted some cold turkey.

Some cold turdrugcken...

[Abyss]

QuickTidal, on 12 December 2024 - 06:01 PM, said:

Abyss, on 12 December 2024 - 05:37 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 11 December 2024 - 02:08 PM, said:

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 11 December 2024 - 01:30 PM, said:

Abyss, on 10 December 2024 - 04:56 PM, said:

I've been to Hamilton, Ontario. Does that count?

Was anybody rapping about the US constitution or revolution in France? I think that's the key.

In the Hammer? No, the were probably rapping about steel mills, the traffic on the Skyway bridge, and how Jackson's Square Mall is a stinky shithole stuck in the 80's.

That and some pretty good pizza.

Grudgingly agreed.


Fun fact my fave story about Hamilton: Once, after a concert (Chantal Kreviazuk IIRC) when I was in my 20's, my friend and I were walking back to our car at around midnight and a man walked up to us in a trench coat, said "Hey pal" and opened one side and said "Wanna buy a ham?" and in his coat he had concealed a full size ham wrapped in butcher paper. I had been expecting drugs...not pork.

someone had the wrong Hogtown.

[Mezla PigDog]

I ordered 5 bananas in my online grocery shop, as I do most weeks - 5 items of banana in my basket. They must have had someone new doing the picking because they interpreted a banana item to be a whole bunch. So now I've got, and paid for, 26 bananas.

[Abyss]

Day-O
DaaAAAaaay-OOooo....

[JPK]

Mezla PigDog, on 13 December 2024 - 08:25 PM, said:

I ordered 5 bananas in my online grocery shop, as I do most weeks - 5 items of banana in my basket. They must have had someone new doing the picking because they interpreted a banana item to be a whole bunch. So now I've got, and paid for, 26 bananas.

Do I see banana bread in your future?

[worry]

Either someone was monkeying around or they really slipped up.

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

worry, on 13 December 2024 - 09:55 PM, said:

Either someone was monkeying around or they really slipped up.

I'm envisioning bunches of banana-squids drifting through the oceans of earthly slip-ups...

[worry]

Azath Vitr (D, on 13 December 2024 - 11:42 PM, said:

worry, on 13 December 2024 - 09:55 PM, said:

Either someone was monkeying around or they really slipped up.

I'm envisioning bunches of banana-squids drifting through the oceans of earthly slip-ups...

Can't offer you bunches of squids, but I can give you one Nannerpus.

[Tiste Simeon]

 Mezla PigDog, on 13 December 2024 - 08:25 PM, said:

I ordered 5 bananas in my online grocery shop, as I do most weeks - 5 items of banana in my basket. They must have had someone new doing the picking because they interpreted a banana item to be a whole bunch. So now I've got, and paid for, 26 bananas.

🎶That story is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S!🎶

[Mezla PigDog]

I've still only had one banana. I don't really like bananas, hence normally getting 5 a week for a family of 3 and I don't eat any.

We went into town today and were in the town square and there was a Santas grotto. My son asked to go in. At 8 he was the oldest kid in the line by a good couple of years. He's bought into the Kevin McAllister theory that they aren't the real Santa but they work for him. When we went behind the curtain to see the big man, he was trying to act cool. Santa said "You don't seem very excited to see me". He managed to get into it enough for us to get a photo and we left with a little wrapped gift. When he opened it, it is ALMOST the exact Hot Wheels car that he asked for in his Christmas letter!!! He was absolutely bowled over. Such a coincidence.....or was it Christmas magic...??