Whats making you happy right now

#1892 MTS

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 01:50 PM

It's Christmas!

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1893 rhulad

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 05:31 PM

I'm at work, I haven't done anything all morning. This makes me happy.

Also, Congratulations Traveler!

#1894 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 01:10 AM

Traveller, on 22 December 2009 - 07:49 PM, said:

Well, my wife had a scan yesterday - she's 12 weeks pregnant. I hadn't really believed it until I saw the screen, showing a very clear picture, arms and legs moving about and everything!

So good news for the family this christmas!(Still can't quite believe it...)

Great news, Trav! Bring him/her up according to our ways...plenty of Malaz, cats and beer.

It's Christmas. What else needs to be said?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#1895 Hinter

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 02:19 AM

Congratulations Traveller, if you start reading SE to the young one whilst still in the womb, I'm sure he/she will grow up to be a pillar of the community like the rest of us malazanites (!?).

Happiness is not working Christmas day when I thought I would be. Restaurant cancellations mean I will be in the bosom of my family tomorrow instead of cooking for people to lazy to stick a turkey in the oven. 0730 start on Boxing day though so I'll go easy on the brandy butter.

#1896 Bent

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 02:46 AM

crown royal....its an empty kind of happiness.....but yay for drunks

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#1897 MTS

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 04:50 AM

I'm stuffed to the brim with food.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1898 Tremolo

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 02:27 PM

Food and family. :-)

'We all have nukes, and we all know how to dance'

#1899 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 25 December 2009 - 02:47 PM

Third of a turkey, fifteen roast spuds, whatever else I ate, and

AUTOMATIC PICKLE FORK

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#1900 Tsundoku

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 06:41 AM

http://www.news.com....i-1225814342590

Car park offers wider spaces, signs to help women drivers in need

* From correspondents in Beijing
* From: AFP
* December 29, 2009 10:56AM

A SHOPPING centre in China has opened a car park that offers women drivers bigger-than-normal parking spaces to accommodate what it sees as their special needs.

Wang Zheng, an official at the Wanxiang Tiancheng shopping centre in Hebei province's Shijiazhuang city, told AFP the women-only parking lot aimed to address women's "strong sense of colour and different sense of distance".

The spaces are "one metre wider than normal parking spaces", Mr Wang said, adding that the mall had "installed signs and security monitoring equipment that corresponded more to women's needs".

Driving in China is notoriously dangerous, with nearly 73,500 people killed in road accidents last year, or just over 200 fatalities per day, according to police statistics.

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That's right, Mr Wang - rub it in their faces!

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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#1901 MTS

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 07:47 AM

My family and I finally finished a thousand piece Christmas jigsaw puzzle, after many hours of frustration and nerd rage. Now I can not do another jigsaw for another 5 years.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1902 Slow Ben

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 03:10 PM

Word is i'm up for food additive designer of the year at work. Got this new thing over at food and drug, the Crunch Enhancer. Its a non-nutritive cereal varnish, its semi-permiable, its non osmotic, what it does is is seals the flake and prevents the milk from penetrating it.

I like it.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#1903 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 03:19 AM

It's rained almost constantly over the past few days and now every thing looks nice, green and alive, in stand of looking brown and dead.

This post has been edited by lobo the wolfman: 30 December 2009 - 03:19 AM

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

#1904 Slum

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 06:39 AM

So, over the holidays, I asked my girlfriend to marry me....she said YES!!!! Am I the luckiest guy ever? I think so.

#1905 MTS

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 09:25 AM

Wow, congratulations Slum! Best wishes to you and your new fiancee.

I shall have a drink in your honour, as what's making me happy is having pre-New Year drinks, a Meat Lovers Pizza, Fight Club, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and mates.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1906 bubba

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 10:15 AM

Slow Ben, on 29 December 2009 - 03:10 PM, said:

That's great Clark.....

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#1907 Slow Ben

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 02:56 PM

Slum, on 30 December 2009 - 06:39 AM, said:

So, over the holidays, I asked my girlfriend to marry me....she said YES!!!! Am I the luckiest guy ever? I think so. Posted Image

Just be careful with her, i hear those models pop easily.

But seriously, congratulations buddy! Best of luck to the both of ya.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#1908 Jusentantaka

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 06:50 PM

UPS. Box. Doorstep. SHOOOOOEEEEEESSSSS!!!!

And now my husband is staring at me like I've gone insaner. But, I have new shoes, and new shoes are good.