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#17101 QuickTidal

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Posted 17 September 2019 - 04:09 PM

I can only tell you if you read this here copy of The Watchtower. Interested?

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#17102 Abyss

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Posted 17 September 2019 - 04:11 PM

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 03:56 PM, said:

Do Jehovah Witnesses do the whole no sex before marriage thing?

These are the things I need to know.

With you? No.

Otherwise, yes.

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#17103 QuickTidal

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Posted 17 September 2019 - 05:06 PM

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 04:38 PM, said:

Think a goddess just showed up at my house with a brochure but I just woke up not to long ago so her and the partners said they would come back later. *groan but yes please do come back and grace me with your presence again after I ve atleast brushed my teeth and gotten the sleep out of my eyes.

Fucking beautiful.

Omg

Well, I'll be the bearer of the bad news then shall I?

No sex before marriage for JW's. No nothing before marriage apparently, and things that begin with the letters 'O' or 'A' are forbidden even AFTER marriage.

And I would not recommend getting together with a JW if you don't plan on joining the cult...

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#17104 Slow Ben

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Posted 17 September 2019 - 05:46 PM

QuickTidal, on 17 September 2019 - 05:06 PM, said:

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 04:38 PM, said:

Challenge extended....

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#17105 Abyss

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Posted 17 September 2019 - 06:16 PM

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 05:52 PM, said:

Slow Ben, on 17 September 2019 - 05:46 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 17 September 2019 - 05:06 PM, said:

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 04:38 PM, said:

Challenge extended....

Will update if they(she my goddess) actually comes back.

When they ask for your name, be sure to say 'Jehovah'.

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#17106 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 17 September 2019 - 10:40 PM

Abyss, on 17 September 2019 - 06:16 PM, said:

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 05:52 PM, said:

Slow Ben, on 17 September 2019 - 05:46 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 17 September 2019 - 05:06 PM, said:

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 04:38 PM, said:

Challenge extended....

Will update if they(she my goddess) actually comes back.

When they ask for your name, be sure to say 'Jehovah'.

Then pull out your "sword" and cry 'Witness!'

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#17107 Maark Abbott

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 07:32 AM

Tiste Simeon, on 17 September 2019 - 10:40 PM, said:

Abyss, on 17 September 2019 - 06:16 PM, said:

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 05:52 PM, said:

Slow Ben, on 17 September 2019 - 05:46 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 17 September 2019 - 05:06 PM, said:

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 04:38 PM, said:

Challenge extended....

Will update if they(she my goddess) actually comes back.

When they ask for your name, be sure to say 'Jehovah'.

Then pull out your "sword" and cry 'Witness!'

Oil you blood wood real good, up and down, get that oil rubbed in

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#17108 Morgoth

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 10:25 AM

Maark Abbott, on 18 September 2019 - 07:32 AM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 17 September 2019 - 10:40 PM, said:

Abyss, on 17 September 2019 - 06:16 PM, said:

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 05:52 PM, said:

Slow Ben, on 17 September 2019 - 05:46 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 17 September 2019 - 05:06 PM, said:

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 04:38 PM, said:

Challenge extended....

Will update if they(she my goddess) actually comes back.

When they ask for your name, be sure to say 'Jehovah'.

Then pull out your "sword" and cry 'Witness!'

Oil you blood wood real good, up and down, get that oil rubbed in

It puts the oil on its blood wood

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To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#17109 Maark Abbott

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 11:37 AM

Morgoth, on 18 September 2019 - 10:25 AM, said:

Maark Abbott, on 18 September 2019 - 07:32 AM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 17 September 2019 - 10:40 PM, said:

Abyss, on 17 September 2019 - 06:16 PM, said:

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 05:52 PM, said:

Slow Ben, on 17 September 2019 - 05:46 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 17 September 2019 - 05:06 PM, said:

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 04:38 PM, said:

Challenge extended....

Will update if they(she my goddess) actually comes back.

When they ask for your name, be sure to say 'Jehovah'.

Then pull out your "sword" and cry 'Witness!'

Oil you blood wood real good, up and down, get that oil rubbed in

It puts the oil on its blood wood

Or it gets the witness again

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#17110 Obdigore

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 12:58 PM

QuickTidal, on 17 September 2019 - 05:06 PM, said:

BfuckinK, on 17 September 2019 - 04:38 PM, said:

No Sex before marriage is correct. No nothing before marriage is correct. O and A between two married adults is whatever you want. Some people will be against it while some wont.

That said, JW's are forbidden from associating with anyone outside the 'Truth' (what they call their religion) if they aren't trying to convert them.

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#17111 Abyss

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Posted 18 September 2019 - 01:47 PM

Obdigore, on 18 September 2019 - 12:58 PM, said:

...JW's are forbidden from associating with anyone outside the 'Truth' (what they call their religion) if they aren't trying to convert them.

This is where a certain level of creativity with the notion of conversion is required.

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#17112 Lady Bliss

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Posted 19 September 2019 - 06:41 PM

I’ve been watching Always Sunny in Philadelphia backwards. And the story actually works that way!

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#17113 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 19 September 2019 - 06:54 PM

Lady Bliss, on 19 September 2019 - 06:41 PM, said:

I’ve been watching Always Sunny in Philadelphia backwards. And the story actually works that way!

Interesting. How so?

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#17114 Lady Bliss

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Posted 19 September 2019 - 07:45 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 19 September 2019 - 06:54 PM, said:

Lady Bliss, on 19 September 2019 - 06:41 PM, said:

I’ve been watching Always Sunny in Philadelphia backwards. And the story actually works that way!

Interesting. How so?

I started with season 12 and am working back. Now on season 6. I think it works because there is really no plot like Seinfeld.

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#17115 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 20 September 2019 - 03:00 PM

The charity I walked for (and some of you kindly sponsored!) have asked me if I would be prepared to speak at an event they are putting on about recovery from abusive relationships.

I'm about to go on holiday so have said I'll discuss when I come back. It's in this thread because I'm beyond honoured to be asked, but I'm honestly not sure. Aside from the fact I've never been a good public speaker (I don't like being the focus of attention in a space - and it doesn't come a great deal more direct than standing in a room delivering a talk), I just honestly don't know what I'd say and feels like a lot of responsibility with such a tricky, highly personal subject.

Still, wonderful thing to be asked to do!
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#17116 Nicodimas

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Posted 21 September 2019 - 05:01 AM

Awesome day

I picked up a iPhone 11 promax .. fun toy. I have always had a very anti leading front edge of this type of product cause you know spying. ( remember soon they will link your debit card and your phone so you go drink a few and your phone is in drive mode it will ping a police car to pull you over.. 2 years outish. The dangers of spying ! Pay cash )

But whatever modern tech rocks !

And I found out in a very remarkable week that my company will sponsor me for my green belt lean six sigma. If I pass they will pay for ANY cert in this pathway including the quality engineer one etc etc . Kinda crazy how corners are turned. I took the challenge.. but it makes for a huge 1-2 year project.

I got dropped off the project and oh my god it’s a behemoth. /gulps

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#17117 Macros

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Posted 21 September 2019 - 06:16 AM

Go to Google

Search

Ross friends

Click on the sofa a few times

Thank me

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#17118 Aptorian

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Posted 21 September 2019 - 06:17 AM

Thank you, Macros.

#17119 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 21 September 2019 - 07:12 AM

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 20 September 2019 - 03:00 PM, said:

Why not suggest to the organisers of the event that you make it more of a discussion rather than just you talking? For example it could be you being "interviewed" for want of a better term by one of the staff about your experiences. You could prepare the answers beforehand rather than doing an actual talk...

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#17120 Tsundoku

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Posted 21 September 2019 - 07:18 AM

Official word this week - back to Brisvegas next year for at least 3 years!

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