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Whats making you happy right now

#13831 User is offline   amphibian 

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Posted 02 August 2016 - 03:06 AM

Yep, that's a good result. I dunno how you're going to break it to the lady that pursuing this isn't what you want, but do it gently and don't mention any flaws of hers. Pin it all on yourself if need be.
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Posted 02 August 2016 - 03:15 AM

Already did. Feeling was mutual. Still, hope she comes over for dinner sometime. She was charming.
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#13833 User is online   worry 

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Posted 02 August 2016 - 03:30 AM

View PostGust Hubb, on 02 August 2016 - 02:25 AM, said:

Sorry been in medicine and describing autopsies too long...


Just a thought, but this might be a reason to stop calling your post-date summations "post-mortems".
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#13834 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 02 August 2016 - 03:44 AM

View PostKanyemander West, on 02 August 2016 - 03:30 AM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 02 August 2016 - 02:25 AM, said:

Sorry been in medicine and describing autopsies too long...


Just a thought, but this might be a reason to stop calling your post-date summations "post-mortems".


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#13835 User is online   worry 

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Posted 02 August 2016 - 03:46 AM

That's the problem. My fetish is role-playing as a Defendant.
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#13836 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 02 August 2016 - 03:50 AM

Death of a potential relationship. Post mortem seems bout right if not over dramatic
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Posted 02 August 2016 - 04:34 AM

You tender-hearted fool. :cry:
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Posted 02 August 2016 - 04:47 AM

View PostGust Hubb, on 02 August 2016 - 03:50 AM, said:

Death of a potential relationship. Post mortem seems bout right if not over dramatic

You just said you wanted her to occasionally come to dinner.

That's a transmutation, not a death.
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Posted 02 August 2016 - 04:55 AM

Transubstantiation, imo.
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Posted 02 August 2016 - 07:33 AM

I just sent Shiara, and several others, a photo of my son's poop because he insisted on sharing it with them - visually. Posted Image

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And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#13841 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 02 August 2016 - 07:44 AM

View PostLoki, on 02 August 2016 - 07:33 AM, said:

I just sent Shiara, and several others, a photo of my son's poop because he insisted on sharing it with them - visually. Posted Image

Sharing something something caring something ...
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Posted 02 August 2016 - 12:14 PM

View Postamphibian, on 02 August 2016 - 04:55 AM, said:

Transubstantiation, imo.

Not a cannibal you!

But touche' nevertheless.
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Posted 02 August 2016 - 02:15 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 02 August 2016 - 03:50 AM, said:

Death of a potential relationship. Post mortem seems bout right if not over dramatic

Hey guys remember that guy that everyone used to joke was a necrophiliac? What was his name again, some idiot I suppose...
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Posted 02 August 2016 - 02:37 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 02 August 2016 - 02:15 PM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 02 August 2016 - 03:50 AM, said:

Death of a potential relationship. Post mortem seems bout right if not over dramatic

Hey guys remember that guy that everyone used to joke was a necrophiliac? What was his name again, some idiot I suppose...


Doesn't matter, it was just one of Abyss' puppets anyway...
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#13845 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 02 August 2016 - 03:01 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 02 August 2016 - 02:15 PM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 02 August 2016 - 03:50 AM, said:

Death of a potential relationship. Post mortem seems bout right if not over dramatic

Hey guys remember that guy that everyone used to joke was a necrophiliac? What was his name again, some idiot I suppose...


It's been a long time. How did that joke ever actually start? Did you accidentally post your "Dead hooker" compilation folder into the pics thread, or?
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Posted 02 August 2016 - 03:17 PM

I think it stemmed from a bunch of chats with snake0024 iirc...
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#13847 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 03 August 2016 - 12:08 PM

Transubstantiation and poop within a couple of posts. I think there's a message for us all in that.

Besides "Don't ever change".

Or maybe "Stay away from me."

:cry:

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Posted 03 August 2016 - 12:11 PM

"You are what you eat".
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Posted 03 August 2016 - 12:14 PM

Well... we never truly digest fiber or those pennies we eat, so...
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Posted 03 August 2016 - 12:22 PM

What about that guy that ate a jeep?
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