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Whats making you happy right now

#13392 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 06:26 AM

View PostOponn Relationship, on 03 May 2016 - 10:34 PM, said:

My sister did a "legit" career aptitude test, like not an internet quiz but one she paid $10 to do, as advised by a therapist. And one of the main results she got was "Singing Messenger". She was so mad, and I can't stop giggling. Best 10 bucks she ever spent, imo.

Dang now I know what career I wish I had taken...
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#13393 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 08:11 AM

Someone who did a reread a lot of you followed asked for my first five chapters. I'm not even going to be sad if it comes back as a no. Just being asked for them is making me do the massive glittery anime eyes.
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#13394 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 11:53 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 03 May 2016 - 03:04 PM, said:

Yes but aren't you glad they didn't win it at Old Trafford? Aren't you also glad that Leicester now have more Premier League titles than Liverpool?? :-D




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How come when its european titles we have 5. And not just 1 champions league?
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Posted 04 May 2016 - 12:59 PM

Hanging out in my hammock despite Mr PigDog asking me not to in case I'm so heavy that the trees break! The man has a death wish.
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Posted 04 May 2016 - 01:48 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 04 May 2016 - 12:59 PM, said:

Hanging out in my hammock despite Mr PigDog asking me not to in case I'm so heavy that the trees break! The man has a death wish.


It's not like you can waddle faster than he can run anyways, so I figure he believes himself safe.
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Posted 04 May 2016 - 02:20 PM

View PostMorgoth, on 04 May 2016 - 01:48 PM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 04 May 2016 - 12:59 PM, said:

Hanging out in my hammock despite Mr PigDog asking me not to in case I'm so heavy that the trees break! The man has a death wish.


It's not like you can waddle faster than he can run anyways, so I figure he believes himself safe.


If so, he is a fool. Hell hath no fury like an extremely pregnant woman mildly annoyed.
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#13398 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 02:29 PM

View PostAbyss, on 04 May 2016 - 02:20 PM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 04 May 2016 - 01:48 PM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 04 May 2016 - 12:59 PM, said:

Hanging out in my hammock despite Mr PigDog asking me not to in case I'm so heavy that the trees break! The man has a death wish.


It's not like you can waddle faster than he can run anyways, so I figure he believes himself safe.


If so, he is a fool. Hell hath no fury like an extremely pregnant woman mildly annoyed.


They're literally walking cannons, already loaded with wailing ammunition.
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Posted 04 May 2016 - 03:03 PM

Got our copies of FoL personally delivered, so that was very nice - then almost set our favourite author on fire when the firepit had a partial erruption over him - man, he can move quick when he needs to!
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#13400 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 03:32 PM

View PostMacros, on 04 May 2016 - 11:53 AM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 03 May 2016 - 03:04 PM, said:

Yes but aren't you glad they didn't win it at Old Trafford? Aren't you also glad that Leicester now have more Premier League titles than Liverpool?? :-D




:rolls eyes:

How come when its european titles we have 5. And not just 1 champions league?
Premier league was a rebranding exercise, the same teams played in the old top division. Get ober it utd, #still have more trophies than you

18-20?
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Posted 04 May 2016 - 04:16 PM

trophies.

you do know there are more competitions to be won.

like the european cup - 5/3
the Fa cup 7/11
the league cup 8/4
the uefa cup/europa 3/0


but its ok, fergies going to come back and save you....
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Posted 04 May 2016 - 05:10 PM

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 10:46 PM

OMFG

Chapters delivered my HARDBACK FALL OF LIGHT!!!!

*for the record: initial release date in Canada was April 19th, then pushed back to May 24th. I pre-ordered in January*


SO. HAPPY.
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 05 May 2016 - 09:27 PM

Flights booked, going to Basel
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Posted 05 May 2016 - 09:49 PM

View PostBriar King, on 05 May 2016 - 02:53 AM, said:

Geek update: the core of yellow stars become pure diamonds. That's going to lead to some rich motherfuckers once we have ships cape able of ftl.

Ed I should clarify.. Yellow stars like ours don't go nova but turn into red giants which cool off to become white dwarfs(about the size of Earth) and when that phase starts to end the final product is a planet size diamond in the sky.

Ed2 7 billion yrs from ours will mostly turn out so.

This is predicated on someone buying it. I can have a thousand foot tall chocolate rabbit and can myself rich, but if nobody buys it and I can't monetize it, it's not really wealth, is it?
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Posted 05 May 2016 - 10:00 PM

Holy hell getting accomodation that I can check into before the game with my travel schedule will be tight.
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Posted 06 May 2016 - 12:29 PM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 04 May 2016 - 02:29 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 04 May 2016 - 02:20 PM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 04 May 2016 - 01:48 PM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 04 May 2016 - 12:59 PM, said:

Hanging out in my hammock despite Mr PigDog asking me not to in case I'm so heavy that the trees break! The man has a death wish.


It's not like you can waddle faster than he can run anyways, so I figure he believes himself safe.


If so, he is a fool. Hell hath no fury like an extremely pregnant woman mildly annoyed.


They're literally walking cannons, already loaded with wailing ammunition.


I can get him while he sleeps.

Maternity leave is pretty cool so far what with having no baby to look after and all. The decrepit pelvis and general humongousness is a bit of a drag. Putting on a great front of being all sweetness and light whilst socialising with the ladies I met at antenatal class. Had some over for tea and cake in the garden yesterday. Fucking sickening behaviour, I won't be able to keep it up.
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#13408 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 06 May 2016 - 01:02 PM

My forthcoming Firstborn has more clothes to wear in her first 6 months than any child on the planet ever will, and may actually challenge how many articles of clothing she can wear in the timeframe that they will fit her.

My mother-in-law (bless her heart) won't stop buying clothes for that time period. It's pretty funny, and just makes me know that my child is already spoiled rotten by one of her grandmothers. That's a nice feeling.
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Posted 06 May 2016 - 01:37 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 06 May 2016 - 01:02 PM, said:

My forthcoming Firstborn has more clothes to wear in her first 6 months than any child on the planet ever will, and may actually challenge how many articles of clothing she can wear in the timeframe that they will fit her.

My mother-in-law (bless her heart) won't stop buying clothes for that time period. It's pretty funny, and just makes me know that my child is already spoiled rotten by one of her grandmothers. That's a nice feeling.


Just some advice, try to keep track of who gets her what and make sure they're wearing it when you see said person.

At least once.

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Posted 06 May 2016 - 01:38 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 06 May 2016 - 01:37 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 06 May 2016 - 01:02 PM, said:

My forthcoming Firstborn has more clothes to wear in her first 6 months than any child on the planet ever will, and may actually challenge how many articles of clothing she can wear in the timeframe that they will fit her.

My mother-in-law (bless her heart) won't stop buying clothes for that time period. It's pretty funny, and just makes me know that my child is already spoiled rotten by one of her grandmothers. That's a nice feeling.


Just some advice, try to keep track of who gets her what and make sure they're wearing it when you see said person.

At least once.


Ah, noted! Thanks for the advice. I'll let my wife know too as I didn't even think to do that.
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Posted 06 May 2016 - 11:30 PM

I organized a surprise birthday party for my brother today. I got as many of his old friends as I could to fly to Oslo for the week end. The grin on his face when he arrived at the restaurant to have dinner with me.. It feels good to do something nice for someone.

I later ruinedit by buying him half a dozem shots of tequila. He retaliated. I might bea little drunk, but not nearly asdrunk as my brother, that pansy.
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