This post has been edited by EmperorMagus: 29 May 2015 - 04:57 AM
Whats making you happy right now
#12101
Posted 29 May 2015 - 04:57 AM
So my grandmother decided to go on a pilgrimage to Karbala in the middle of a war. She has returned to safety after 10 days. The sheer stupidity makes me sorta sad but she is safe so meh.
Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm
#12102
Posted 29 May 2015 - 02:27 PM
Grandparent can be hard core.
My new JBL studio monitors just arrived, so I can't wait to get them hooked up.
My new JBL studio monitors just arrived, so I can't wait to get them hooked up.
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#12103
Posted 29 May 2015 - 03:00 PM
Funny/interesting things that happened abroad that made me chuckle.
- Aboard the National Express from Southampton to Heathrow, our driver ended up behind a little car going half the speed he was meant to be driving on the motorway...so he tailgated him and eventually went round him. The guy in the car actually FOLLOWED the bus to Heathrow and got out and started ranting at the driver. It was a little surreal.
- Thieves/pickpockets in Paris (the city is RIFE with them) thinking that the "petition clip board" scam or the "I found this ring is it yours?" scam would work on us...was met repeatedly with me shouting at them or calling them thieves to their faces, at which point they scattered like roaches with the lights coming on.
- Apparently the D-Day beaches in Normandy are a frequent spot for french highschool field trips...and I walked past a gaggle of idiotic teens standing amongst the somber rows white crosses, goofing, taking selfies and giggling. I was momentarily disgusted, but then thankfully their teacher walked up and tore a complete and utter strip off them in front of their peers (my french is patchy, but I got the gist), at which point they shut their stupid mouths and paid a little more respect.
- Had a cold on the day we were in Oslo, so walked into a corner shop and bought what I only ASSUME were throat lozenges...since it was all in Norwegian I can't be sure they weren't just candies. Either way, they only moderately helped my throat.
- In Rotterdam, at the Markthal we tried to order fries to share off a menu and they came with a giant meatball. We laughed for like 5 minutes at our complete and total misunderstanding of the dutch menu. The meatball was actually delicious though.
- Trying to find a couple of bottles of wine to take onto the boat in Southampton was a bit of a chore...because my brain said (since I live in Canada and the LCBO rules ontario), you need a "wine shop"...and when we asked someone they said, you just have to go to a Tesco or Marks & Spencers. I actually facepalmed at my own stupidity.
- Aboard the National Express from Southampton to Heathrow, our driver ended up behind a little car going half the speed he was meant to be driving on the motorway...so he tailgated him and eventually went round him. The guy in the car actually FOLLOWED the bus to Heathrow and got out and started ranting at the driver. It was a little surreal.
- Thieves/pickpockets in Paris (the city is RIFE with them) thinking that the "petition clip board" scam or the "I found this ring is it yours?" scam would work on us...was met repeatedly with me shouting at them or calling them thieves to their faces, at which point they scattered like roaches with the lights coming on.
- Apparently the D-Day beaches in Normandy are a frequent spot for french highschool field trips...and I walked past a gaggle of idiotic teens standing amongst the somber rows white crosses, goofing, taking selfies and giggling. I was momentarily disgusted, but then thankfully their teacher walked up and tore a complete and utter strip off them in front of their peers (my french is patchy, but I got the gist), at which point they shut their stupid mouths and paid a little more respect.
- Had a cold on the day we were in Oslo, so walked into a corner shop and bought what I only ASSUME were throat lozenges...since it was all in Norwegian I can't be sure they weren't just candies. Either way, they only moderately helped my throat.
- In Rotterdam, at the Markthal we tried to order fries to share off a menu and they came with a giant meatball. We laughed for like 5 minutes at our complete and total misunderstanding of the dutch menu. The meatball was actually delicious though.
- Trying to find a couple of bottles of wine to take onto the boat in Southampton was a bit of a chore...because my brain said (since I live in Canada and the LCBO rules ontario), you need a "wine shop"...and when we asked someone they said, you just have to go to a Tesco or Marks & Spencers. I actually facepalmed at my own stupidity.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#12104
Posted 29 May 2015 - 03:22 PM
Hey any country that gives you meatballs with fries is a place I could get to like
#12105
Posted 29 May 2015 - 04:05 PM
Andorion, on 29 May 2015 - 03:22 PM, said:
Hey any country that gives you meatballs with fries is a place I could get to like
Right? That's what we were thinking.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#12106
Posted 30 May 2015 - 07:52 AM
You should have bought a glass of Akevitt when you were in Oslo. No sickness can live through that!
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#12107
Posted 30 May 2015 - 08:37 AM
MMHT: It begins!
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- Wyrd bið ful aræd -
#12108
Posted 30 May 2015 - 12:11 PM
Morgoth, on 30 May 2015 - 07:52 AM, said:
You should have bought a glass of Akevitt when you were in Oslo. Nothing organic can live through that!
Fixed that for you, no charge.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#12109
Posted 30 May 2015 - 12:36 PM
Wasn't planning to finish today, but several hours and forgetting to eat lunch later - Chain of Dogs part 1!
- Wyrd bið ful aræd -
#12110
Posted 30 May 2015 - 03:03 PM
That's some sweet illustrating!!
Nice one.
Needs more blood and pain though.....
Nice one.
Needs more blood and pain though.....
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
#12111
Posted 30 May 2015 - 06:24 PM
Is the red line the route for a walking tour? #MalazanTourismBoard
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#12112
Posted 30 May 2015 - 07:06 PM
Solidsnape, on 30 May 2015 - 03:03 PM, said:
That's some sweet illustrating!!
Nice one.
Needs more blood and pain though.....
Nice one.
Needs more blood and pain though.....
Only authentic blood splattering would do though, and that's not entirely practical. Next time the cat's in a nibbly mood I'll see if I can position him within reach of the map!
worry, on 30 May 2015 - 06:24 PM, said:
Is the red line the route for a walking tour? #MalazanTourismBoard
"The Aren Walk, a challenging hike for the experienced adventurer, where absolutely nothing will go wrong!"
- Wyrd bið ful aræd -
#12113
Posted 30 May 2015 - 07:17 PM
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#12114
Posted 30 May 2015 - 10:36 PM
HiddenOne, on 29 May 2015 - 02:27 PM, said:
Grandparent can be hard core.
My new JBL studio monitors just arrived, so I can't wait to get them hooked up.
My new JBL studio monitors just arrived, so I can't wait to get them hooked up.
Grats.
I'm thinking of getting a pair of Magnepan 1.7s. But I'm afraid my Adcom GFA-5500 might not push them well. So then I'd have to get a new(er) amp. And as long as I'm replacing the amp, the Parasound pre is getting a bit long in the tooth.....
That way lies madness.
"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor Frankl
#12115
Posted 31 May 2015 - 01:51 AM
Spent the last two days wandering around Phoenix comic-con...Took the most out of book panels this year attending 10 <so far>..and a few more tomorrow...did i mention a ton of free books via Del Rey..
-If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone
#12116
Posted 31 May 2015 - 09:00 AM
Vienna is immense! Such an amazing few days. Dag is a superb host & we were very sad to leave.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#12117
Posted 31 May 2015 - 10:49 PM
Found out some info today that may mean a close relative's terminal condition being downgraded to decidedly not so within a fortnight, fuck yeah
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#12118
Posted 01 June 2015 - 06:27 AM
Was just poking about the rest of the boards and came across the couple of notes Erikson left the site in the wake of The Crippled God being finished. He really is a class act
- Wyrd bið ful aræd -
#12119
Posted 01 June 2015 - 10:40 AM
An odd thing to be happy about, but my aunt's funeral is on the 10th, which is slap bang in the middle of the time that I'm down on the coast already. Because of that, I can definitely make the funeral (elsewise it's three days away from work and about £70 in petrol to get south and back - 6-7 hour journey and all).
Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle
#12120
Posted 01 June 2015 - 08:35 PM
The newest Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell episode. LOVE IT. I'd make a thread about it, but I can never tell if it's just me who's watching it. In any case, it is beautiful.
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]