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Whats making you happy right now

#10774 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 06:24 PM

THAT DOLPHIN CAME ONTO ME... on porpoise
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#10775 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 06:27 PM

That's quite a tail, sounds fishy to me
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#10776 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 08:01 PM

dolphinsex.org was one of my favorite weird internet finds back in the day, but it has sadly been defunct for years now. Predates tubgirl, lemonparty, all that crazy stuff afaik.

I did a search and found it archived though: http://archive.is/1p8y7
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#10777 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 08:18 PM

That was something special..
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#10778 User is offline   Kaamos 

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:19 PM

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This post has been edited by Kaamos: 07 March 2014 - 09:28 PM

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#10779 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM

View PostPossibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:

I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!


GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.

AND YOUR JOB.

I AM ENVIOUS.


Can't, I'm sworn to secrecy! I signed several contracts written in code...with my own blood! If I breathe a word of what I learned they'll use my blood to clone me, train my clone as an assassin and then send it to kill me... I think.
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#10780 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 08 March 2014 - 08:06 AM

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM, said:

View PostPossibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:

I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!


GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.

AND YOUR JOB.

I AM ENVIOUS.


Can't, I'm sworn to secrecy! I signed several contracts written in code...with my own blood! If I breathe a word of what I learned they'll use my blood to clone me, train my clone as an assassin and then send it to kill me... I think.

10/10 would watch the film version of this.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#10781 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 08 March 2014 - 09:04 AM

View PostTiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 08 March 2014 - 08:06 AM, said:

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM, said:

View PostPossibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:

I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!


GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.

AND YOUR JOB.

I AM ENVIOUS.


Can't, I'm sworn to secrecy! I signed several contracts written in code...with my own blood! If I breathe a word of what I learned they'll use my blood to clone me, train my clone as an assassin and then send it to kill me... I think.

10/10 would watch the film version of this.



Bioware knows.
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#10782 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 09 March 2014 - 05:44 PM

TRIPLE CROWN BABY! (Suck it Welshies!)
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We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#10783 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 10 March 2014 - 09:16 AM

Went to my first Backstreet Boys-concert last night, then decided to go to the afterparty. Missed the last bus home, my phone died and I had to walk 40 minutes alone in the middle of the night to my nearest friend.



TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT!!!!!!!
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#10784 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 10 March 2014 - 06:08 PM

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 10 March 2014 - 09:16 AM, said:

Went to my first Backstreet Boys-concert last night, then decided to go to the afterparty. Missed the last bus home, my phone died and I had to walk 40 minutes alone in the middle of the night to my nearest friend.



TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT!!!!!!!


You just showed us the meaning of being lonely.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#10785 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 10 March 2014 - 06:18 PM

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 10 March 2014 - 09:16 AM, said:

Went to my first Backstreet Boys-concert last night, then decided to go to the afterparty. Missed the last bus home, my phone died and I had to walk 40 minutes alone in the middle of the night to my nearest friend.



TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT!!!!!!!


1995 called, it wants its relevance back.


View Postworry, on 10 March 2014 - 06:08 PM, said:


You just showed us the meaning of being lonely.


Dammit worry, do you know how hard it is to get leftover eggplant curry out of my keyboard....
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#10786 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 10 March 2014 - 06:19 PM

View PostTiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 08 March 2014 - 08:06 AM, said:

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM, said:

View PostPossibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:

I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!


GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.

AND YOUR JOB.

I AM ENVIOUS.


Can't, I'm sworn to secrecy! I signed several contracts written in code...with my own blood! If I breathe a word of what I learned they'll use my blood to clone me, train my clone as an assassin and then send it to kill me... I think.

10/10 would watch the film version of this.


I'd read the book.
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#10787 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 10 March 2014 - 09:24 PM

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 10 March 2014 - 09:16 AM, said:

Went to my first Backstreet Boys-concert last night, then decided to go to the afterparty. Missed the last bus home, my phone died and I had to walk 40 minutes alone in the middle of the night to my nearest friend.



TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT!!!!!!!


Then you learned your lesson, But was it good? the girl next door are watching 'em now.
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#10788 User is offline   Gwynn ap Nudd 

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 01:32 AM

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM, said:

View PostPossibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:

I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!


GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.

AND YOUR JOB.

I AM ENVIOUS.


Can't, I'm sworn to secrecy! I signed several contracts written in code...with my own blood! If I breathe a word of what I learned they'll use my blood to clone me, train my clone as an assassin and then send it to kill me... I think.


SOunds nasty, most of the contracts I see only go so far as to say "If you say anything about this we will eat your children."
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#10789 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 05:55 PM

We went to the Body Worlds exhibition with my life drawing course today, and it was awesome :p The lighting was crap for drawing, though :) Still, got some good sketches done :p
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#10790 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 11:47 PM

View PostAbyss, on 10 March 2014 - 06:18 PM, said:

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 10 March 2014 - 09:16 AM, said:

Went to my first Backstreet Boys-concert last night, then decided to go to the afterparty. Missed the last bus home, my phone died and I had to walk 40 minutes alone in the middle of the night to my nearest friend.



TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT!!!!!!!


1995 called, it wants its relevance back.


View Postworry, on 10 March 2014 - 06:08 PM, said:

You just showed us the meaning of being lonely.


Dammit worry, do you know how hard it is to get leftover eggplant curry out of my keyboard....


You're jelly, all of you!


View PostGraablick, on 10 March 2014 - 09:24 PM, said:

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 10 March 2014 - 09:16 AM, said:

Went to my first Backstreet Boys-concert last night, then decided to go to the afterparty. Missed the last bus home, my phone died and I had to walk 40 minutes alone in the middle of the night to my nearest friend.



TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT!!!!!!!


Then you learned your lesson, But was it good? the girl next door are watching 'em now.


It was fanfuckingtastic, one of the better shows I've been to :)


View PostGwynn ap Nudd, on 11 March 2014 - 01:32 AM, said:

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM, said:

View PostPossibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

View PostGrimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:

I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!


GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.

AND YOUR JOB.

I AM ENVIOUS.


Can't, I'm sworn to secrecy! I signed several contracts written in code...with my own blood! If I breathe a word of what I learned they'll use my blood to clone me, train my clone as an assassin and then send it to kill me... I think.


SOunds nasty, most of the contracts I see only go so far as to say "If you say anything about this we will eat your children."


It probably said that too, didn't really read the fine print.
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#10791 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 09:17 PM

My brothers interview with Terry Gilliam is here!
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I Scream
You Scream
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For I Scream.
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#10792 User is offline   Solidsnape 

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Posted 13 March 2014 - 11:40 PM

Spent the evening at a labour club listening to Ricky Tomlinson and his Shrewsbury 24 campaign.
It was a Trade Union event that my ol' man got tickets for.
It was so leftie socialist, I thought I was going to end up with a sickle tattoo.

Good stuff.
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#10793 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 12:46 PM

Had an ace chat via Touch with a glaringly obvious spam bot who kept telling me how horny "she" was & that all I had to do was click on a link & see her beautiful naked body. Oh yeah I had to give my credit card details first, but that was just to stop kids looking at her, you understand. I think I'll ask her out on a date...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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