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Ladies and Gents I put it to you that by far the 'gayest' superhero is Reed Richards or Mr Fantastic (although I'd have called him Mr Failtastic):
His powers suck and make him look stupid
Not only that they are utterly inconsistent
He's a boring old man
He has stupid white streaks in his hair
H e nearly get everyone killed when he makes a clone of Thor and supports the Superhuman registration act. Fucking sell out
He's a total gimp, worse than parker or kent.
Any other contenders?
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Reid Richards - The Jean-Paul Gaultier of Superheroes
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 12:56 PM
Well, he does have the power to stretch any part of his body to many times it's usual length at will; which I'd imagine makes him quite popular with the ladies... After all, a fox like The Invisible Woman has stayed with him all this time; this when she's had the opportunity to go off with bad-boys like Namor (who has his own undersea kingdom ffs, what more could a girl want?), so we know Reed's definitely got something going for him.
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 01:17 PM
Spiderman - can't stand him. I can do without the whingey, angsty stuff, thanks. And when he's not being totally emo, he's being a smartarse. Which is not good either.
If I were a teenager, I'm sure stuff like that would go over better with me - although, to be fair, when I was a teenager I couldn't stand him either.
If I were a teenager, I'm sure stuff like that would go over better with me - although, to be fair, when I was a teenager I couldn't stand him either.
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 01:53 PM
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Well done you are a pedantic wolf, is he your boyfriend?
No, but I am sick of that bear stealing all my attention. I CAN DO IT, TOO!
Richards was always about the brain and not the powers.
I think one of the gayest super-heroes is Northstar. French, Canadian, goes really fast, and he is, you know, gay.
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 02:16 PM
Midnighter and Apollo from The Authority - they're riffs on Superman and Batman and they're also a couple (they got married and everything); which I think would make them the gayest superheroes. And what about Kathy Kane? She's the new Batwoman and she also *ahem* bats for the other side.
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 02:52 PM
Did you watch Fantastic Four last night too Coogs?
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 03:48 PM
I certainly did and it was absolute PAP. I was just thinking of the time the Skrulls captured Reed and how they force stretched him out in a big arena and just kind of laughed at him. I can't remember if he escaped in that story arc. I like to think he's still there, imagining Susan getting rod from Doom.
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 04:00 PM
It was a depressing night of films. I watched Fantastic Four and then Emoman 3 came on afterwards and my mum wanted to watch it.
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 04:04 PM
There's a panel of Susan Storm in bed, with a shaky speech bubble saying how much she appreciates Reed's 'abilities'. So Stretchowang has his upsides. He's still an ass, though.
@Cougar: HE'S A SKRULL maybe
@Cougar: HE'S A SKRULL maybe
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 04:13 PM
He's been replaced? Last I saw of Reed,
EDIT: Spoiler boxed for those people who didn't read the FIRST issue of Secret Invasion. Slackers.
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EDIT: Spoiler boxed for those people who didn't read the FIRST issue of Secret Invasion. Slackers.
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 05:28 PM
Guys, hate to say, watch the Secret Invasion spoilers. I know there are some comic fans on the board, and not everyone might have caught up, or might be waiting to read it. The whole who is a skrull thing are pretty big spoilers.
IE - Illy, those are big spoilers.
IE - Illy, those are big spoilers.
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 06:54 PM
superhero i hate most - superman.
mainly because he's all "ooooh, look at me, i'm a superhero, i'm a paragon of virtue."
if i was immune to basically everything (except weird rocks and magic), unbeleivably strong, fast, and everything else, i'm pretty damn sure i'd be a hero too. big sodding whoop. who cares. what a godawful p***k.
on the other hand, i find Apollo and the Midnighter rather entertaining. you've got to love a character who looks at a room full of bad guys and can say in all honesty "i won this fight before you even bothered to show up"
mainly because he's all "ooooh, look at me, i'm a superhero, i'm a paragon of virtue."
if i was immune to basically everything (except weird rocks and magic), unbeleivably strong, fast, and everything else, i'm pretty damn sure i'd be a hero too. big sodding whoop. who cares. what a godawful p***k.
on the other hand, i find Apollo and the Midnighter rather entertaining. you've got to love a character who looks at a room full of bad guys and can say in all honesty "i won this fight before you even bothered to show up"
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 07:59 PM
Illuyankas;362809 said:
He's been replaced? Last I saw of Reed,
EDIT: Spoiler boxed for those people who didn't read the FIRST issue of Secret Invasion. Slackers.
Spoiler
EDIT: Spoiler boxed for those people who didn't read the FIRST issue of Secret Invasion. Slackers.
I agree, slackers! I just know people who enjoy waiting for these things to finish, then reading them in one fell swoop.
Or the trade people.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 12:06 PM
I dont really read comics, so my knowledge is based on the movies. Cyclops seems like a real whinger if there ever(not their!) was one!
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