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q21;353560 said:
I did, did I Bwoody? Pray tell: how did I cheat.
By winning. Clearly cheating was involved. And not even chivalrous enough to let the lady win
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caladanbrood 
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:56 AM
By winning. Clearly cheating was involved. And not even chivalrous enough to let the lady win
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:10 PM
I've signed up and even have a vaguely witty teamname.
Never played this game before so will probably crash and burn. (that's my excuse anyway...nothing at all to do with my knowledge of football)
Is there a prize for coming bottom?
Never played this game before so will probably crash and burn. (that's my excuse anyway...nothing at all to do with my knowledge of football)
Is there a prize for coming bottom?
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:07 PM
Hedge;354241 said:
Is there a prize for coming bottom?
Only my eternal contempt!
Everybody say hello to Hedge, we know each other in real life and used to be uni house mates! He introduced me to GotM on holiday in Budapest so it's his fault you're all stuck with me
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Flawed
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 03:59 PM
Hedge;354241 said:
Is there a prize for coming bottom?
Other then Mezla's contempt there will be the required wooden spoon.
Im guessing your " Hardly Athletic "
You have done well
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 06:39 AM
Cougar;354408 said:
Also I keep misreading 'coming bottom' and thinking it's something filthy.
you mean its not?
Damnation, foiled again.
meh. Link was dead :(
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q21
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 01:48 PM
caladanbrood;353912 said:
By winning. Clearly cheating was involved. And not even chivalrous enough to let the lady win 
Right.... so the reason Mezla beat the rest of you is due to your chivalry... wonder what she has to say about that.
Flying Monkeys definitely win.
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 02:29 PM
Yup, you hit the nail on the head :cool:
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 02:51 PM
I'm in! Victoly will be mine!
I am seriously shite at fantasy football, but it does give me ample opportunity to carry out my favourite pastime: pissing and moaning.
I am seriously shite at fantasy football, but it does give me ample opportunity to carry out my favourite pastime: pissing and moaning.
Don't fuck with the Culture.
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 03:34 PM
No idea how these things work but i'll give it a go.
I just let it auto-pick my squad initially, so i see way too many united and chelsea players. But i'll address that later.
Oh, and Flawed I fixed the tags on this thread for you too.......... You're welcome
I just let it auto-pick my squad initially, so i see way too many united and chelsea players. But i'll address that later.
Oh, and Flawed I fixed the tags on this thread for you too.......... You're welcome
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They'll drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience!- Anonymous
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 04:49 PM
q21;354986 said:
Right.... so the reason Mezla beat the rest of you is due to your chivalry... wonder what she has to say about that.
That you're no gentleman!!
I'm glad so many people are joining up, it was a really good laugh last year. Tinkering with my team became a Friday lunchtime tradition, can't wait to get going again.
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 07:26 PM
I am pleased with the size of the league so far people:
Team Manager
The Ascended 11 Fla Wed
The Crapalots Neil Harvey
Toby's Brood Beaters Greg Moore
Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill
Itko Kan Imperials Daniel Minett
Partisan Bellgravy Coco Returns
Undead Wanderers lee gladdy
reallybadname Matt C
Grabbley Mitts Rob Kerr
HoosierDaddy_FC Brian Daniels
Cult of Handsome Scott Williams
The Whipping boys Dane Kevin
The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble
Wickan Athletic Liz Harrison
Hardly Athletic Tim Abbott
Team Matt (original) Matt Robinson
Cake or Death? Phil Yellow
The Hassig AFC Gearóid O'Sullivan
Although last season we had 25 so.....
Team Manager
The Ascended 11 Fla Wed
The Crapalots Neil Harvey
Toby's Brood Beaters Greg Moore
Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill
Itko Kan Imperials Daniel Minett
Partisan Bellgravy Coco Returns
Undead Wanderers lee gladdy
reallybadname Matt C
Grabbley Mitts Rob Kerr
HoosierDaddy_FC Brian Daniels
Cult of Handsome Scott Williams
The Whipping boys Dane Kevin
The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble
Wickan Athletic Liz Harrison
Hardly Athletic Tim Abbott
Team Matt (original) Matt Robinson
Cake or Death? Phil Yellow
The Hassig AFC Gearóid O'Sullivan
Although last season we had 25 so.....
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 07:48 PM
But those 25 weren't all around at the start of the season were they?
Flying Monkeys definitely win.
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 08:09 PM
24 of them were;)
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 08:20 PM
Well, true... but none of the others won!!
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 09:30 PM
its a nice list but its missing one thing, me!! ill join soon, anyone who says i have not joined yet 'cause of laziness is just trying to ruin my good name!!
im binding my time like a erm sloth...
im binding my time like a erm sloth...
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 07:05 AM
Enough with the tags people. LOL!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 07:46 AM
I'm currently selecting a side based entirely on players who are bald or balding, I'm not talking about your shaved heads here we are looking at male pattern baldness. Although you'd be surprised how difficult this is. When I was a mere cub there were lots of players with shiny pates but now the vain bastards are unhappy to wear a monks tonsure.
Pity Steve Stone has retired.
Pity Steve Stone has retired.
I AM A TWAT
