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I watched Sex and the City - The Movie

#41 User is offline   cerveza_fiesta 

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 11:03 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht;331950 said:

About the pictures, is she in makeup as a witch in one of those pics?


I thought it was cthulhu makeup actually, but witch is perhaps a more apt description.
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#42 User is offline   Bhurnae 

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 11:11 AM

Aptorian;331009 said:

... and I cried a little.

That was one touching movie. Especially the penis scene.

Anyone else seen it yet?


Aptorian;331099 said:

I think it's my lust for Sarah Jessica Parker that makes me watch it.



There are just too many wrong things here to talk about..................:Erm:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 11:17 AM

Apt used to be up here ----------------->


































now he's waaaaaay down here -------------->
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 11:40 AM

This thread comes out, and Apt simulataneously fails to challenge the leaders in the HoF thread...coincidence?

You have damaged your own campaign, Apt. From now on, I shall refer to you as Mark Oaten.
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 02:15 PM

Bhurnae;332353 said:

...the bed thing?? you'll never win that one.
Anyone who says wimmin are the weaker sex has never tried to get the duvet back at 4.00 am


You are correct. And the solution is a second duvet.

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 02:22 PM

Illuyankas;331119 said:

On Kim Cattrall...

She's the sexiest person over 45 ever!


I'd have to go with Michelle Pfeiffer...

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 09:54 PM

I can't stop watching Sex And The City despite totally f*cking HATING it! Since I got Sky TV, it's always on and when I'm channel hopping it seems to be the show I stick on.

None of the characters are pleasent. Horseface dresses like a hooker (how did she become a style icon?). Every episode is virtually the same (someone starts a relationship, everyone gets laid with a bit of shock value, then the relationship ends and horseface does some facile monologue at the end while typing and smoking a fag).

I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir here but why do I like watching tv that I really hate?! Confusing.
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 10:05 PM

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 10:06 PM

It's like picking a scab or a spot :eek3:...you know you really shouldn't...you know it's bad for you...you know you'll hate yourself...but you just can't stop :shocked:.


(Personally I would rather saw my own arm off than watch said tripe, but I am a valleys girl...they breed us tough...picking spots just wouldn't do it for us!)
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 10:08 PM

I wish to register a complaint...Illy just broke my puter :shocked:

(Now I have to poke my eyes out as well as saw my arm off :D)
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 10:09 PM

Blame Apt, not me. He's the one who finds this... thing attractive. Sexually. Poor bastard.
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 10:19 PM

I thought Brood was to blame??? Anyway I'm already in enough trouble with Apt for calling his avatar a fish...he got quite :D :eek:

On topic - I still don't get the appeal. Vacuous women spouting rubbish about being slu...I mean...of loose morals...what's to enjoy?

(I think I should have been born in Victorian times...except I would have been poor and these hands don't do dishes...I mean do you know how long it takes to do these nails...erm...think I'd better leave now :D)
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 11:24 PM

Illuyankas;362952 said:

Blame Apt, not me. He's the one who finds this... thing attractive. Sexually. Poor bastard.


you know he is weird like that................

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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