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I watched Sex and the City - The Movie
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Raymond Luxury Yacht 
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 07:27 AM
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 12:59 PM
Raymond Luxury Yacht;331151 said:
As ugly as Sarah Jessica Parker?
can anything really be that ugly? didnt they like hold an ugly awards just for her?
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 01:35 PM
are yo sure that that is that her, looks a bit like mr ed in denim?
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 02:04 PM
No.
Bad, Naughty Apt.
Bad, Naughty Apt.
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 02:12 PM
She's slightly less good looking than Jade Goody...
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 02:14 PM
Apt, you have disappointed me most deeply.
Not only does this thread have no reference to you defacating on anything while drunk, but you express your admiration, nay, lust, for women who look like a pile of said excrement.
For SHAME.
Not only does this thread have no reference to you defacating on anything while drunk, but you express your admiration, nay, lust, for women who look like a pile of said excrement.
For SHAME.
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 02:54 PM
Apt, allow me to be frank.
She looks like a bag of spanners with skin stretched over it, and has a nose big enough to support a family of seventeen, for life, with an ecosystem of herbivores and carnivores. I think I ran away from her in Silent Hill. Her body is how I imagine Toc to have looked like at the end of MOI. She's a foul shrieking harridan, and I can't let you delude yourself any longer. Delete all the images of her you can find on your computer, and report to the Hawt Girls thread for three hours. See what women without horrible bone-protrusion-causing diseases look like.
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She looks like a bag of spanners with skin stretched over it, and has a nose big enough to support a family of seventeen, for life, with an ecosystem of herbivores and carnivores. I think I ran away from her in Silent Hill. Her body is how I imagine Toc to have looked like at the end of MOI. She's a foul shrieking harridan, and I can't let you delude yourself any longer. Delete all the images of her you can find on your computer, and report to the Hawt Girls thread for three hours. See what women without horrible bone-protrusion-causing diseases look like.
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 06:35 PM
always found the series funny, but have a hard time sitting through an episode in its entirety.
Brunette (charlotte in the show) is by FAR AND AWAY the hottest, and only hot one. SJP is only hot in airbrushed magazine photos. They could put ME in one of those mags and have girls fawning over my devilish good looks, which are in fact not devilish nor particularly great.
For example
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you can have the robotic-looking ole boot Apt. You can have er.
Brunette (charlotte in the show) is by FAR AND AWAY the hottest, and only hot one. SJP is only hot in airbrushed magazine photos. They could put ME in one of those mags and have girls fawning over my devilish good looks, which are in fact not devilish nor particularly great.
For example
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you can have the robotic-looking ole boot Apt. You can have er.
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 07:42 PM
I got Indy and Iron Man in exchange for agreeing to eventually see this.
- Abyss, held out for the Hulk but was defeated by the total fail that was the last Hulk movie...
- Abyss, held out for the Hulk but was defeated by the total fail that was the last Hulk movie...
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 07:46 PM
HA!
My gf insisted on seeing Indy, then on seeing Iron Man a SECOND time, and says that if anyone tries to make her watch the Sex In The City movie she will gouge out her eyes.
In some ways, she truly is perfect.
(Although hogging the whole bed every night still needs to be addressed).
My gf insisted on seeing Indy, then on seeing Iron Man a SECOND time, and says that if anyone tries to make her watch the Sex In The City movie she will gouge out her eyes.
In some ways, she truly is perfect.
(Although hogging the whole bed every night still needs to be addressed).
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 07:50 PM
Thelomen Toblerone;331946 said:
HA!
My gf insisted on seeing Indy, then on seeing Iron Man a SECOND time, and says that if anyone tries to make her watch the Sex In The City movie she will gouge out her eyes.
In some ways, she truly is perfect.
(Although hogging the whole bed every night still needs to be addressed).
My gf insisted on seeing Indy, then on seeing Iron Man a SECOND time, and says that if anyone tries to make her watch the Sex In The City movie she will gouge out her eyes.
In some ways, she truly is perfect.
(Although hogging the whole bed every night still needs to be addressed).
Sounds like he's really good to you.
About the pictures, is she in makeup as a witch in one of those pics?
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 07:59 PM
Yes, [linet]Brood[/linet] she certainly is a generous partner.
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Raymond Luxury Yacht
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 08:01 PM
Hold on to that one. He's a winner, and even a possible inductee into the Hall of fame!
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 11:03 AM
Thelomen Toblerone;331946 said:
HA!
My gf insisted on seeing Indy, then on seeing Iron Man a SECOND time, and says that if anyone tries to make her watch the Sex In The City movie she will gouge out her eyes.
In some ways, she truly is perfect.
(Although hogging the whole bed every night still needs to be addressed).
My gf insisted on seeing Indy, then on seeing Iron Man a SECOND time, and says that if anyone tries to make her watch the Sex In The City movie she will gouge out her eyes.
In some ways, she truly is perfect.
(Although hogging the whole bed every night still needs to be addressed).
I've got one like that(married her)......Life is Good
Gotta warn you tho................the bed thing?? you'll never win that one.
Anyone who says wimmin are the weaker sex has never tried to get the duvet back at 4.00 am
Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:
I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
