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Try to keep it to only movies and tv shows, and nothing too off the wall that no one is ever going to get. Bonus kudos if you name who said it and not just the movie/show. Try to wait for confirmation to request unless you are absolutely certain or someone else seconds you. Well...let's see who know's their stuff.
Something fitting to start us off.
"This is me waiting"
Movie/TV Quote Competition Thread
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 01:19 AM
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 07:18 AM
Sparkimus;310958 said:
Try to keep it to only movies and tv shows, and nothing too off the wall that no one is ever going to get. Bonus kudos if you name who said it and not just the movie/show. Try to wait for confirmation to request unless you are absolutely certain or someone else seconds you. Well...let's see who know's their stuff.
Something fitting to start us off.
"This is me waiting"
Something fitting to start us off.
"This is me waiting"
That is from the movie Old School by the Dean played by Jeremy Piven...last name Pritchard I believe
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 02:02 PM
Well done Xander!!!
You're up.
But in the meantime, might as well throw another one up there, guess we can have a couple quotes floating around, just in case everyone is stuck on one. Just try and quote the one you're answering so there's no confusion.
"I don't need no instructions to tell me how to rock"
You're up.
But in the meantime, might as well throw another one up there, guess we can have a couple quotes floating around, just in case everyone is stuck on one. Just try and quote the one you're answering so there's no confusion.
"I don't need no instructions to tell me how to rock"
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 02:22 PM
That sounds like it should be Jack Black in "School of Rock"
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 02:57 PM
Started looking for an Agent Cooper/Twin Peaks quote and found this, have to share:
Gordon Cole beholds Shelley Johnson for the first time as he goes to order some coffee and pie.
Gordon: HOLY SMOKES! WHO IS THAT?
Cooper: Shelly Johnson.
[Gordon motions he didn't hear]
Cooper: SHELLY JOHNSON.
Gordon: WHAT A BEAUTY! KINDA REMINDS ME OF THAT STATUE, THE BABE WITHOUT THE ARMS.
Cooper: Venus de Milo.
Gordon: THE NAME WAS MILO, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. THAT'S THE KIND OF GIRL THAT MAKES YOU WISH YOU SPOKE A LITTLE FRENCH. 'SCUSE ME COOP WHILE I TRY MY HAND AT A LITTLE COUNTER-ESPARANTO.
Gordon: Good luck, Gordon.
Gordon: HELLO. I WAS WONDERING IF I MIGHT TROUBLE YOU FOR A CUP OF STRONG BLACK COFFEE AND IN THE PROCESS ENGAGE YOU WITH AN ANECDOTE OF NO SMALL AMUSEMENT. THE NAME IS GORDON COLE AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU FROM THE BOOTH. AND .. WELL, SEEING YOUR BEAUTY NOW I FEEL AS THOUGH MY STOMACH IS FILLED WITH A TEAM OF BUMBLEBEES.
Shelly: You don't have to shout. I can hear you.
Gordon: I HEARD THAT. I, I HEARD THAT.
Shelly: Um, do you want anything besides coffee?
Gordon: I HEARD YOU PERFECTLY!
Shelly: And I can hear you, honest.
Gordon: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. You don't understand Miss Johnson. Do you see this? For 20 years I've been asking people to please speak up, but for some weird reason I can hear you clear as a bell. Say something else.
Shelly: Um, um, do you want pie with your coffee?
Gordon: Good Lord, I can hear you perfectly. This is like some sort of miracle. A...a phenomenon.
Log Lady: What's wrong with miracles?
Gordon: WHAT'S THAT?
Log Lady: This cherry pie is a miracle.
Gordon: WOULD YOU PLEASE ASK THE LADY WITH THE LOG TO SPEAK UP.
Shelly: Um, the pie, she was talking about the cherry pie.
Gordon: I heard you again. I heard you again.
Shelly: Would you like some pie?
Gordon: MASSIVE, MASSIVE QUANTITIES AND A GLASS OF WATER, SWEETHEART. MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE.
Shelly: Do you want some more pie? A whole pie?
Gordon: YES I WOULD MISS JOHNSON. AND A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PENCIL. I PLAN ON WRITING AN EPIC POEM ABOUT THIS GORGEOUS PIE.
Gordon Cole beholds Shelley Johnson for the first time as he goes to order some coffee and pie.
Gordon: HOLY SMOKES! WHO IS THAT?
Cooper: Shelly Johnson.
[Gordon motions he didn't hear]
Cooper: SHELLY JOHNSON.
Gordon: WHAT A BEAUTY! KINDA REMINDS ME OF THAT STATUE, THE BABE WITHOUT THE ARMS.
Cooper: Venus de Milo.
Gordon: THE NAME WAS MILO, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. THAT'S THE KIND OF GIRL THAT MAKES YOU WISH YOU SPOKE A LITTLE FRENCH. 'SCUSE ME COOP WHILE I TRY MY HAND AT A LITTLE COUNTER-ESPARANTO.
Gordon: Good luck, Gordon.
Gordon: HELLO. I WAS WONDERING IF I MIGHT TROUBLE YOU FOR A CUP OF STRONG BLACK COFFEE AND IN THE PROCESS ENGAGE YOU WITH AN ANECDOTE OF NO SMALL AMUSEMENT. THE NAME IS GORDON COLE AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU FROM THE BOOTH. AND .. WELL, SEEING YOUR BEAUTY NOW I FEEL AS THOUGH MY STOMACH IS FILLED WITH A TEAM OF BUMBLEBEES.
Shelly: You don't have to shout. I can hear you.
Gordon: I HEARD THAT. I, I HEARD THAT.
Shelly: Um, do you want anything besides coffee?
Gordon: I HEARD YOU PERFECTLY!
Shelly: And I can hear you, honest.
Gordon: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. You don't understand Miss Johnson. Do you see this? For 20 years I've been asking people to please speak up, but for some weird reason I can hear you clear as a bell. Say something else.
Shelly: Um, um, do you want pie with your coffee?
Gordon: Good Lord, I can hear you perfectly. This is like some sort of miracle. A...a phenomenon.
Log Lady: What's wrong with miracles?
Gordon: WHAT'S THAT?
Log Lady: This cherry pie is a miracle.
Gordon: WOULD YOU PLEASE ASK THE LADY WITH THE LOG TO SPEAK UP.
Shelly: Um, the pie, she was talking about the cherry pie.
Gordon: I heard you again. I heard you again.
Shelly: Would you like some pie?
Gordon: MASSIVE, MASSIVE QUANTITIES AND A GLASS OF WATER, SWEETHEART. MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE.
Shelly: Do you want some more pie? A whole pie?
Gordon: YES I WOULD MISS JOHNSON. AND A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PENCIL. I PLAN ON WRITING AN EPIC POEM ABOUT THIS GORGEOUS PIE.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 03:03 PM
Binder of Demons;311311 said:
That sounds like it should be Jack Black in "School of Rock"
Not even close.
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 03:12 PM
Sparkimus;311296 said:
"I don't need no instructions to tell me how to rock"
Umm...I vaguely recall something like that from Aqua Teen Hunger Force...can't remember what they were talking about or even who said it though.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 03:21 PM
Well done Sir, it was Carl when he got the Foghat belt from the Mooninites. Give us a quote.
I'll throw out one for the time being, and easier one.
"somehow I told you so just doesn't cut it"
I'll throw out one for the time being, and easier one.
"somehow I told you so just doesn't cut it"
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 06:21 PM
Hmm...ok, here's a nice punny one:
A:"That's very linear, sheriff."
B:"Well, age will flatten a man."
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A:"That's very linear, sheriff."
B:"Well, age will flatten a man."
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 06:38 PM
That would be from No Country for Old Men.
An easy one:
"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING? "
"I mean you're not helping! Why is that, "
An easy one:
"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING? "
"I mean you're not helping! Why is that, "
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 08:20 PM
That's Bladerunner I think, when the cops are interogating the android.
Here's my one. 'You spilt my cup of warm piss.'
Here's my one. 'You spilt my cup of warm piss.'
I want to die the way my dad died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 06:30 AM
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QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 06:33 AM
The Tyrant Lizard;311756 said:
That's Bladerunner I think, when the cops are interogating the android.
Here's my one. 'You spilt my cup of warm piss.'
Here's my one. 'You spilt my cup of warm piss.'
Scrubs? House? St. Elsewhere?
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 10:50 AM
Sorry, Cougar, I'm going to try to jump start this thread.
"can I help you?"
"yes."
"how may I help you?"
"you can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosey fucking cheeks. Then you can get me a car, a fucking datsun, a fucking toyota, a fucking mustang, four fucking wheels and a seat!"
"I really dont care for the way you're speaking to me."
"well I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with the fucking keys to a fucking car that wasn't even fucking there. and I really dont care to have to fucking walk across a freeway, and across a fucking RUNWAY, to get here and have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car, right fucking now."
"have you got your insurance documents?"
"I threw it away."
"oh boy,"
"oh boy, what?"
"you're fucked."
This is off the top of my head, so might be a bit wrong.
"can I help you?"
"yes."
"how may I help you?"
"you can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosey fucking cheeks. Then you can get me a car, a fucking datsun, a fucking toyota, a fucking mustang, four fucking wheels and a seat!"
"I really dont care for the way you're speaking to me."
"well I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with the fucking keys to a fucking car that wasn't even fucking there. and I really dont care to have to fucking walk across a freeway, and across a fucking RUNWAY, to get here and have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car, right fucking now."
"have you got your insurance documents?"
"I threw it away."
"oh boy,"
"oh boy, what?"
"you're fucked."
This is off the top of my head, so might be a bit wrong.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 11:46 AM
Planes Trains and Automobiles. Steve Martin to annoying car hire woman.
'All I want from you is a simple yes, no answer, ok? Are you gonna do it?'
'No.'
'Fuck off wanker, you're doing it.'
'All I want from you is a simple yes, no answer, ok? Are you gonna do it?'
'No.'
'Fuck off wanker, you're doing it.'
I want to die the way my dad died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
