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#81 User is offline   caladanbrood 

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:18 PM

Only if Illy is forced to be Kiska:D
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:21 PM

Done. Beautifully done.

Illy will love it. I'd obviously want to be cast as Dancer. Hetan should be Laseen. Who wants to be Temper? Dassem? Larkin?
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#83 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:23 PM

Timing's an issue though, it'd take bloody ages to film the whole of NoK. Perhaps a short version or something? If anyone can be arsed to condense the whole book into, say, 20mins of screen time (this means you Brood), I think we could manage it.

EDIT: If it means I get to swing a sword and look cool, I'll be Dassem. ;)

Although Im white, skinny and inept with swords. This is a fantasy foum after all.
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#84 User is offline   caladanbrood 

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:23 PM

Edgewalker :cool:

Wait, why do I have to do work? :eek: I've got exams!
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:29 PM

We all do, you just finish earliest.

Probably.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:37 PM

How about someone who's, you know... not a student:p
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:54 PM

Like you Brood, after I get a bunch of thugs to desecrate the Director of Studies building and then report you as the culprit.

I'm just showing my dedication to the project ;). A twenty minute screen time version would be highly desirable, Simeon could do it after he finishes University? We distract him from his contest losing thoughts.
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 12:04 AM

caladanbrood;307005 said:

Only if Illy is forced to be Kiska:D

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 10:12 PM

caladanbrood said:

How about someone who's, you know... not a student:p

Your knight in shining armour is here!*
I am no longer a student as of next week, and I don't start anything til September. I have a bit of free time. ;)

* When I say Knight, I mean big Yorkshire bloke, and when I say Shining Armour I mean slippers and a dressing gown...
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 10:17 PM

@Brood: Your Big Yorkshire Bloke in slippers and dressing gown is here!

Simeon was considering making a script. What do you guys and gals think?
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 10:21 PM

Providing this beautiful weather in Cardiff holds up (no guarantee) I should have no problem - pack of cold beers in my back yard with some metal and a notepad, it would take a couple of days to do it. ;)
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 10:45 AM

Let us know when you start. I'll hopefully be around to lend any comments or advice if you need someone to discuss ambiguities or problems with.
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Posted 29 May 2008 - 02:30 PM

I have been stuck with the thought of jeremy irons as dujek in my head all day
I have no idea why
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Posted 29 May 2008 - 02:54 PM

fuck no - he already starred in like dungeons and dragons and eragon he would just ruin this movie
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Posted 29 May 2008 - 02:56 PM

His arm is a matter of pride?
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Posted 29 May 2008 - 03:04 PM

@Macros: I'm stumped too.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 May 2008 - 07:57 PM

Maria Bonnevie as Lady Envy : http://tattersail.de...y-Envy-45973191

Matthew Fox as Whiskeyjack: http://tattersail.de...eyjack-48341396

Danny Devito as Mael:
http://tattersail.de...t/Mael-44280660

John Locke from Lost as Heboric

Mel Gibson as Coltaine...FREEEEEEDOOOOOM!

Taye Diggs as QB

John Malkowich as Pormqual?

Wormtongue from LotR as Mallick Rell?
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 29 May 2008 - 08:30 PM

Do you think all these famous actors will be interested in working with Tiste and Cult in a 20 min film?

Also a word to the wise Grimhilde: WATCH LESS LOST, it's effecting your judgement.
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Posted 30 May 2008 - 09:00 AM

I'm semi-famous myself, but it's hardly to touch their fame. Bloody, rich/famous actors and their money.
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Posted 30 May 2008 - 09:57 AM

Winning the ARC of RotCG doesn't make you semi-famous.
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