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Scrubs

Poll: Scrubs (56 member(s) have cast votes)

  1. J D (John Dorian) (2 votes [3.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.57%

  2. Elliot (Dr. Reed) (2 votes [3.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.57%

  3. Turk (Chris Turk) (3 votes [5.36%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.36%

  4. Perry (Dr. Cox) (22 votes [39.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 39.29%

  5. Carla (Turk's Dominican gal, the nurse) (1 votes [1.79%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.79%

  6. Bobb Kelso (Dr. Kelso, the Chief Resident) (7 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

  7. The Janitor. (12 votes [21.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.43%

  8. Jordan (Cox's ex-wife) (4 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  9. Keith (an inturn) (1 votes [1.79%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.79%

  10. Theodore (Tedd, the hopeless lawyer) (2 votes [3.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.57%

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#21 User is offline   caladanbrood 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 12:47 AM

It's called My Bad Too, and neither of you are ever ever ever ever allowed to call your self "biggest Scrubs fan" of anything ever again.


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#22 User is offline   Shpetim 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 01:17 AM

Heeeey.... Whadayamean? Ahh, I get it. You're jealous because you don't have the same faniness thing like I do... Ok, so that sounded lame. I agree. One cannot measure things like this. But, I know that it's my favorite American tv-show(if that's what it's called) that I know of. What's called My Bad Too? The episode? or the Season? I didn't quite get it. Sorry, a little slow since it's a little late here, and considering your location brood, so's there. Well, an hour earlier there, but whattaheck.
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#23 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 05:14 AM

Man you people are poor Scrubs fans, I've only seen the first couple of seasons and even I knew a season 7 was made. Supposedly the last even though the executives want to milk it for an 8th...
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#24 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 05:54 AM

Stabro;288570 said:

Dr. Cox is the best! I wish I could come up with the insults he slings at people.


The problem is in real life, you couldn't get away with throwing the insults around that freely. You'd get punched in the mouth eventually.
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#25 User is offline   Kurt Montandon 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 06:01 AM

Aptorian;288727 said:

Man you people are poor Scrubs fans, I've only seen the first couple of seasons and even I knew a season 7 was made. Supposedly the last even though the executives want to milk it for an 8th...



I watched the first four seasons, and am convinced that's a good place to stop.


Also, this poll is kind of redundant - it's like asking who's your favorite character on House. The answer is pretty obvious.
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#26 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 06:10 AM

Wilson? :D
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#27 User is offline   Kurt Montandon 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 06:43 AM

Aptorian;288737 said:

Wilson? :D




13.



I mean ... goddamn.



(Oh and House is 10x better than Scrubs could ever hope to be ... but having House and Cox in the same hospital would implode the universe in a vortex of Pure Fucking Awesome.)
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#28 User is offline   Biggles 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 07:07 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht;288734 said:

The problem is in real life, you couldn't get away with throwing the insults around that freely. You'd get punched in the mouth eventually.

Yeah, but it's nice to think about anyway.
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#29 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 07:11 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht;288734 said:

The problem is in real life, you couldn't get away with throwing the insults around that freely. You'd get punched in the mouth eventually.


Or get shot in the gut and neck like house did :D
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#30 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 11:46 AM

Dr Cox. I have lost count of the number of times someone has annoyed me and I've genuinely wished I could produce a Dr Cox-esque belittling tirade at them. Alas, I'm not sufficiently quick-witted or callous enough.
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#31 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 11:57 AM

Alright then, Scrubs 'mega'fans, which episode is this from?

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#32 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 11:58 AM

I don't know but god its awesome!
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#33 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 12:07 PM

It was tough call between the janitor and "bob kelso, licensed hetero!"
Hada pick Dr Jan. Itor though, his best moment, whens hes pretending to be Elliot and he announces "we're going to have to take your foot"
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 12:33 PM

Kelso makes me laugh the most, Cox is still funny but a bit predictable at times. Nearly voted for Jordan on the basis that she's fiiiit, but decided against it. :D
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#35 User is offline   Shpetim 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 02:28 PM

Wow. Someone voted on Tedd. That was uncalled for. How can Carla and Elliot still have zero while Tedd's got a vote?? Well well.
My favorite Cox outburst is on 12'th episode, fourth season, when he makes a point on the guy never having made a phone call like an old man.
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#36 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 09:41 PM

Illuyankas said:

Alright then, Scrubs 'mega'fans, which episode is this from?

It's in season six, episode titled "My House" where they mock the TV show "House" when Dr Cox solves every problem at once at the end. This part is where the paints get knocked over, and he works out how a guy could turn orange. :D
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#37 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 09:46 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#38 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 09:47 PM

Told you I was a Scrubs nerd!
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#39 User is offline   Shpetim 

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 10:30 PM

Now why isn't anyone voting for Elliot?? She's like awesome for Christ sake..
Well, cooler than Tedd that's for sure..
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#40 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 10:38 PM

Sarah Chalke is ridiculously hot.
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