The Guardians of Magellan, as introduced by
l'ambassadeur Outan.
Let me start with an oft forgotten technicality.
The name Guardians of Magellan is in fact a miss-translation of
anges gardiens d'libre based on faulty Mechanema translation software compromised by a low-G environment as typically found on the Magellan's fleets. Nevertheless, the name stuck and the Guardians, believing in everyone's right to be wrong, accepted the misnomer and moved on. Or maybe we couldn't give a fuck.
Anyway, our society, while advocating liberty as its greatest good, as can be gleaned from our chosen name, is nonetheless stratisfied up to a point. We are divided in social circles that identify themselves under names as diverse as
société,
association,
circle,
fraternité,
corporation, et cetera. Individuals are free to belong to multiple circuits, and each individual strives to belong to at the very least two different ones: one representing their job interests and one representing their political outlook.
Below you can find some of our most prominent circles and individuals:
The
Federation de Clé a Monette:
The primary producer of the Magellan's ships, from the
Singe S'Abandon Fighter Class to the
Gorille de Montagne Dreadnoughts.
Société au profit de la recherche d'intelligence extraterrestre is led by
Sieur Inconnu (see picture) is an academic circle with a clear outward focus. Many aliens confuse the Société with the Magellan diplomatic service: they couldn't be more wrong as the Société is a private instution, like all other circles, and the Magellan state has no diplomatic service. However, all members of our species recognise the hard work of Inconnu and his fellow circle members and agree that the assessment of Société is generally worth following.
Outsiders are often confused by the Magellan idea of circles determining everything, and point at a lack of decisiveness and discipline without a chain of command. We know better. First, our fleet tactics have perfected the withdrawal into an artform way beyond the capabilities of other races.
Secondly, a ships Fraternité has everything to win by electing the most bright and tactically savvy individuals as First Amongst Equals as it guarantees the best shot at success, and at survival.
Le Petit Caporal never fails to secure appointment as First of the First Circle of the First of Amongst Equals (
Le premier des premiers dans la circle des Equitables)
Le Petit Caporal is our primary tactician.
The
Fraternité pour la fermentation is the circle most concerned with alien hard drugs. Our merchants, mostly associated with the Fraternité, are the foremost dealers of illicit substances in the universe, and the drug trade has developed into a tourist industry for extraterristrials, as per the concept of Liberty above Everything, (ab)use of such substances is allowed. Billions of aliens go through our space ports each year and in response, both the Galactic Dictionary and the Galactic Justice Department have formally recognized the phrase "going Magellan" as a status for any individual who cannot remember where he is, what drugs he took or why there is a dead hooker in the room.
While we do not encourage anyone to take hard drugs, and certainly not an
Apéritif Intergalactique (two whiffs of Magellan incense, one Planta Provocateur leaf, a drip of Fermented Exilemare Milk, half a cup of tequila with a Draco-berry on top, don't forget the Iridani irradiated nuclear umbrella), any drugs marked with the Fraternité's quality stamp (depicted below) is of legal origin.
L'association Mysterieux is a society of the mystery obsessed. It has spawned spies, thieves, scientists and researchers and both uncovers secrets as well as buries them. On behalf of all of the Magellan circles except for them, we wish you a good game.
This post has been edited by Tapper: 15 October 2013 - 02:32 PM
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