Malazan Empire: The number of members - Malazan Empire

Jump to content

  • 2 Pages +
  • 1
  • 2
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

The number of members

#1 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

  • DIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE
  • Group: LHTEC
  • Posts: 2,115
  • Joined: 26-October 05

Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:11 PM

Sorry.

But it has to be said.

Our Membership:

Posted Image

Posted Image]

Posted Image

Sorry for resurrecting such an ancient meme, but it seemed apropos.

This post has been edited by Cocoreturns: 13 June 2012 - 10:10 PM

meh. Link was dead :(
0

#2 User is offline   Tapper 

  • Lover of High House Mafia
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 6,683
  • Joined: 29-June 04
  • Location:Delft, Holland.

Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:12 PM

There's just 2 people here. Me, Abyss, and his 8998 sock puppets.
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
1

#3 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

  • DIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE
  • Group: LHTEC
  • Posts: 2,115
  • Joined: 26-October 05

Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:18 PM

Bizarrely, me and Studlock (I think?) were discussing this threshold a few months back in chat, when membership was about 8,300 or so.

I'd forgotten about it till i saw the numbers at 8980-somethin last week, and (rather sadly) I've been keeping an eye out since.

Just to post this topic ;)

Man i need more hobbies......
meh. Link was dead :(
1

#4 User is offline   Morgoth 

  • executor emeritus
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 11,448
  • Joined: 24-January 03
  • Location:the void

Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:23 PM

View PostTapper, on 13 June 2012 - 09:12 PM, said:

There's just 2 people here. Me, Abyss, and his 8998 sock puppets.


If I'm Abyss' sock puppet I worry for his mental health and general disposition.
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
1

#5 User is offline   HiddenOne 

  • Mortal Sword
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 1,174
  • Joined: 29-May 10

Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:04 PM

If I am Abyss' sock puppet, I finally have someone to blame for the wasted potential and horrible mess I've made of my life

Curse you!!
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
0

#6 User is offline   tiam 

  • Ascendant
  • Group: Mott Irregulars
  • Posts: 3,948
  • Joined: 26-January 06

Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:14 PM

Ive just checked the online at once record which is 835. I remember when it was just over a hundred and I was dazzled by a site so large.

Back in those days I used to wear an onion on my belt...which was the style at the time...
2

#7 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

  • DIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE
  • Group: LHTEC
  • Posts: 2,115
  • Joined: 26-October 05

Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:20 PM

View PostJean-Claude Van tiam, on 13 June 2012 - 10:14 PM, said:


Back in those days I used to wear an onion on my belt...which was the style at the time...


Of course in those days it wasn't called an onion. It was called a French apple.
meh. Link was dead :(
1

#8 User is offline   The dancing game 

  • Lopside
  • View gallery
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 72
  • Joined: 13-June 12
  • Interests:Everything.
  • weofnioreg343ewnrdkvc m32410--d/z.

Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:55 PM

This reminds me...I have a sock puppet I need to get legally ordained. Waiting for my own certification of priesthood in the mail ;D
The first one to kill themselves loses.
0

#9 User is offline   bubba 

  • High Marshall
  • View gallery
  • Group: Administrators
  • Posts: 1,420
  • Joined: 05-April 07
  • Location:NH, USA
  • Interests:5.3%
  • Kill all the golfers...

Posted 14 June 2012 - 12:20 AM

View PostTapper, on 13 June 2012 - 09:12 PM, said:

There's just 2 people here. Me, Abyss, and his 8998 sock puppets.


LIES!!!!!!!!ALLLLLLLL.....LIES!!!!!!!

1

#10 User is offline   Illuyankas 

  • Retro Classic
  • Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
  • Posts: 7,254
  • Joined: 28-September 04
  • Will cluck you up

Posted 14 June 2012 - 01:02 AM

Jesus Christ this video is nearly six years old now:


Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
0

#11 User is offline   Satan 

  • Hunting for love
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 1,569
  • Joined: 12-December 02

Posted 14 June 2012 - 06:49 AM

If I am Abyss' sock puppet, that means I have someone to blame for that sore ass of mine.
Legalise drugs! And murder!
0

#12 User is offline   Dr Trouble 

  • Pug Life
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 1,198
  • Joined: 10-July 05

Posted 14 June 2012 - 10:59 AM

I only have one member. But it does occasionally put on a sock puppet show.
1

#13 User is offline   frookenhauer 

  • Mortal Sword
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 1,113
  • Joined: 11-July 08
  • Location:England
  • Interests:Women
    Money
    AI
    Writing

Posted 14 June 2012 - 01:12 PM

View PostSatan, on 14 June 2012 - 06:49 AM, said:

If I am Abyss' sock puppet, that means I have someone to blame for that sore ass of mine.


Nah that's just the curry you ate last night
souls are for wimps
0

#14 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

  • House Knight
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 1,819
  • Joined: 14-July 05
  • Location:Enfield, UK

Posted 14 June 2012 - 11:49 PM

The title of this topic reminded me of this:

Posted Image

ST

This post has been edited by Sir Thursday: 14 June 2012 - 11:50 PM

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
1

#15 User is offline   Loki 

  • Knight Commander of Team Quick Ben
  • Group: Team Quick Ben
  • Posts: 1,483
  • Joined: 16-September 02
  • Location:Alpha Quadrant
  • WWQBDFTW?

Posted 15 June 2012 - 12:43 AM

If I'm one of Abyss' alts it would explain my (previously) unexplainable affection for The Bewhiskered One...

I always thought it had to do with him being Batman.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
0

#16 User is offline   Satan 

  • Hunting for love
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 1,569
  • Joined: 12-December 02

Posted 15 June 2012 - 05:05 AM

View PostSir Thursday, on 14 June 2012 - 11:49 PM, said:

The title of this topic reminded me of this:

Posted Image

ST

That is one massive erection...
Legalise drugs! And murder!
0

#17 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

  • Necromancer Extraordinaire
  • View gallery
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 1,488
  • Joined: 19-May 11
  • Location:Northern Hemisphere
  • Interests:Glass slides with entrapped bits of colored tissue
  • Around, just quiet....er

Posted 15 June 2012 - 10:39 AM

Just thought I would mention who our 9000 prize winner was, for completeness' sake:


LaraineEskind Posted Image

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

0

#18 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

  • House Knight
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 1,819
  • Joined: 14-July 05
  • Location:Enfield, UK

Posted 15 June 2012 - 01:37 PM

View PostSatan, on 15 June 2012 - 05:05 AM, said:

View PostSir Thursday, on 14 June 2012 - 11:49 PM, said:

The title of this topic reminded me of this:

Posted Image

ST

That is one massive erection...


From the same author :harhar::

Posted Image
Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
1

#19 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

  • DIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE
  • Group: LHTEC
  • Posts: 2,115
  • Joined: 26-October 05

Posted 16 June 2012 - 06:58 PM

And once more a thread on the internet is detoured into....penises?..... penii?....penile?.....

dicks.

Its detoured into dicks.
meh. Link was dead :(
0

#20 User is offline   Slow Ben 

  • Ranger
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 4,789
  • Joined: 29-September 08
  • Location:Southern Illinois

Posted 16 June 2012 - 07:10 PM

You act surprised.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
0

Share this topic:


  • 2 Pages +
  • 1
  • 2
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

1 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users