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April Fools: What did you do? And did you get away with it?

#1 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:17 AM

Do anything funny this year, or have a spectacular story from your shady past?
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:38 AM

April Fool's day can suck dicks tbh. Can't see the point or fun of such a day in the year.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:42 AM

Once rang up a guy who just got a new job, pretending to be his super, and told him he was needed in straight away for a full night shift, he went as well, was very angry and it took him a long time to work out I was the one who had pranged him.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 11:10 AM

Last year me and my friend moved another friend's stuff out of his locker and into an empty one, and tried to make it appear as if it was stolen. He believed us for a while, but it still wasn't that funny.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 11:22 AM

This made me laugh (UK centric gag if you can't be bothered clicking) Vote Labour. Or else.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 02:54 PM

I read somewhere that this wasn't but I'm not sure... Pacman on the Moon

This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 01 April 2010 - 02:54 PM

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 02:57 PM

Anyone else doubt everything they read in the news today?
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 02:58 PM

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Anyone else doubt everything they read in the news today?


I doubt everything I hear today.

Also:

http://www.swtor.com...arlacc-enforcer

and

http://www.games-wor...sp?aId=9900028a
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:00 PM

I fucking doubt my own shadow.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#10 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:01 PM

Gothos...um...that's no shadow.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:20 PM

I very nearly shaved LFO onto the back of my husband's head. (for the uninformed it looks like a guy jerking off)

damn my laughing shaky hands giving it away.

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#12 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:26 PM

I'm also sure this one is an April Fool - Ann Summers Football kit for West Ham (SFW) I really hope it is true though!
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 04:11 PM

I caught on to the aprils fools idea late this afternoon.

my woman asked me to come meet her, she said she had just arrived at
the taxi rank and felt like going out.

Needless to say there was no such woman.
Needless to say there was no such date.

I'm not angry...much... :D
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 05:34 PM

Let a greased up pig loose in the halls senior year of high school. Hiliarious. Poor pig.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 08:10 PM

One time Shinrei and I resurected Wiggles' old banned account to see how many people would get excited about it. Many did, quite a few PM'd him or sent rep. In my defence, it was Shin's idea.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:40 PM

I am sadly not very good on the prank-front. I called my mom today and told her I was pregnant. She was freaked out for about 5 seconds. I am a boy.

A few years back, in highschool, one of my friends got into the administration server at school (poorly protected, apparently) and made a new user account that was the same as the principal's name, but there were two spaces in between hist first-lastname.

He messaged the whole faculty to meet him in his office at lunch for an emergency meeting.

Hilarity ensued.
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#17 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:41 PM

mildly amusing, and a bit disappointing truth be told, Cougar and Shin.

This post has been edited by Gothos: 01 April 2010 - 09:43 PM

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:19 PM

Cougar... I wondered what that was about all of a sudden. I guess we all fell for it...

Stormy... Brilliant!
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#19 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:19 PM

View PostGothos, on 01 April 2010 - 09:41 PM, said:

mildly amusing, and a bit disappointing truth be told, Cougar and Shin.



What I found most amusing was, apparently, if Cougar hadn't PM'd Hetan about the gag in advance it might have been a huge disaster. :D


Kudos to Darkwatch for sensing something fishy.
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 03:54 AM

Thank you Shin.

Though I thought you guys had conspired with Dook to get him to post for 12 hours for the joke.
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