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April Fools: What did you do? And did you get away with it?

#21 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 04:05 AM

Oh I would have banned him so hard if he actually came back.
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 04:27 AM

Ah come on Rodeo.

He's good fun for about a week.

Then ban him hard.
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 04:35 AM

Banstick beatdown. Rodney King style.
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#24 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 06:08 AM

that's jealousy for being funnier right there, rodeo
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 06:55 AM

Texted people I know a long nasty message at the end that read oh yeah youve been april fooled. Everyone feel for it. It's quite brutal.
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 07:03 AM

So... basically telling someone off and then saying Happy April Fools Day is a joke?

Count me out. I hate April Fools Day.

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:57 AM

Nico, how did that work, surely they knew it was from you? How did it get anyone anyway if it told them at the end, are your friends in the habit of reading half of things and going off on one?
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 01:06 PM

View PostCougar, on 02 April 2010 - 09:57 AM, said:

Nico, how did that work, surely they knew it was from you? How did it get anyone anyway if it told them at the end, are your friends in the habit of reading half of things and going off on one?


Judging by his behavior, did you need to ask this question?
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 03:10 PM

I didn't do anything this year, but last year I had just gotten back from spring break in Germany. I managed to convince one of my friends that I had gained a German boyfriend on vacation, and she believed me for the whole day until my other friends and me finally told her.
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 05:30 PM

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Nico, how did that work, surely they knew it was from you? How did it get anyone anyway if it told them at the end, are your friends in the habit of reading half of things and going off on one?


It's a preety long message :). Oh well it was good times a simple prank is usually the best type.
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 05:34 PM

I told people I had a job.

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:06 PM

I wasn't motivated enough to do anything. I even forgot to check out what was being done by people on the internet. I didn't fall for anything at least.
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 10:33 PM

Somebody created an event on our local council website saying that anyone that comes in today gets a free pizza.

Good one. The girl at the council who sorted it out for me was highly amused as was I.

If I catch the little scamps...I'll laugh once more as I behead them with something heavy and moderately sharp and chain the heads to my car and just drive

As for me I did precisely nout. i spend the year playing tricks on people, i take a break in April :)
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#34 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 03 April 2010 - 05:11 AM

So that's what you call "financial advice"? :p :)

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Posted 03 April 2010 - 04:01 PM

I have a very nice sound system in my classroom, including a powerful 12" subwoofer. I also have a high quality recording of a Saturn V rocket.

I unplugged the main speakers and played the recording--30 16-17 year-olds immediately dove under the tables thinking we were finally having the "big one" in southern California. I was laughing my ass off. Fortunately there were no panic attacks.
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Posted 05 April 2010 - 12:19 AM

View PostShinrei, on 03 April 2010 - 05:11 AM, said:

So that's what you call "financial advice"? :p :)


Good one :p I used to give financial advice...now I'm a pizza peddler. I love my job.

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#37 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 02:31 AM

I never did send you those pizza menues, did I. :)
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 11:21 AM

Today I got my wife and one of my best friends.

I created an Email document confirming my admission to CCA, California college of the Arts with full bursuries. I'm pretty handy with document editing and managed to have that legit look Art schools go in for. I also had the admission letter undersigned by Ms Karla Ortiz! it was tough to sus out the fakeness.

My wife has always been a fan of my artwork. Not such a fan of me actually taking it up as an actual profession. She flipped out.

still waiting on more responses to the E-mail. my bro was onto me, I recruited him to add fuel to the flames!

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 12:06 PM

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 12:08 PM

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