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Posted 25 November 2010 - 09:27 PM

Okay, some brave Malazite needs to go make this stuff and report back here ASAP if and when their dick blows off...


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Posted 25 November 2010 - 09:44 PM

meh.
To much fucking, shitting and bitching, would have been funny with a bit more creativity in the writing.

i would man the fuck up (a phrase I believe we patented in Andorra last year) but I really don't enjoy hot drinks, coffee or tea.

also, its in my nature to love pepper and hate cinnamon

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 09:52 PM

Somebody commented elsewhere that this needs a couple fingers of whiskey.
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Posted 25 November 2010 - 10:04 PM

I'll try this on Sunday morning this weekend.
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Posted 25 November 2010 - 10:54 PM

View PostAptorian, on 25 November 2010 - 09:52 PM, said:

Somebody commented elsewhere that this needs a couple fingers of whiskey.


This........ THIS.
OH. MY. GOD.

time to do some shopping.


As a side note... wtf is a wheat bisk?
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Posted 25 November 2010 - 10:58 PM

Like a recipe from the Jay and SIlent Bob cookbook (I first thought it was weed in the bottom of that cup)
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Posted 25 November 2010 - 11:01 PM

wheat bisc
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Posted 25 November 2010 - 11:28 PM

hmm... you could even slice a few bananas or strawberries on top if you wanted to hit all the food groups... and of course bacon for protein. in fact, this is so far out there that you could add almost anything and it wouldn't seem to ridiculous.

love the idea of whiskey in it as well
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Posted 25 November 2010 - 11:40 PM

Dont be pussies. Tea from teabag?? You have to use directly leafs of some tea, best is puerh of some high quality. Taste of rottin soil...mmmm...
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Posted 26 November 2010 - 07:20 AM

View PostGothos, on 25 November 2010 - 10:54 PM, said:

As a side note... wtf is a wheat bisk?


Big clumps of oatmeal that you're supposed to dissolve with milk... or something. You can't get the stuff here in Denmark, hence my need for somebody else to go out and test test,

Also a real man would ground up that bacon and snort it straight off the counter.
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Posted 26 November 2010 - 07:30 AM

View PostUlrik, on 25 November 2010 - 11:40 PM, said:

Dont be pussies. Tea from teabag?? You have to use directly leafs of some tea, best is puerh of some high quality. Taste of rottin soil...mmmm...


and then you're going to take all the leaves out one by one as your sludge cools and cools into room temperature? Or you'd rather drink the leaves with everything else and ruin it that way?


@Apt - got to find a sort of substitute.
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Posted 26 November 2010 - 03:04 PM

Sounds eerily similar to concoctions we used to make at Uni because we spent all our money on booze and just used to throw random ingredients from the back of the cupboard/fridge together. Except ours also included the aforementioned alcohol and strangely enough blended ice cream, pancakes and chocolate topping or maple syrup (the real stuff too!).

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 03:35 PM

Meh. He tries to hard. Also, milk in your coffee and then say that's manly? Fuck off, if his dick did blow off, it did so precisely because he pussies out on his coffee.
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